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What ’90s Movies Would Look Like If They Were Made Today

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It seems like every day Hollywood announces a new remake of some ’90s classic or non-classic. To help Hollywood ruin, er, recycle our youth, here’s what some ’90s classics would look like if they were made today, complete with new posters by Kristy Puchko. You’re welcome, Hollywood.

Boogie Nights

We all enjoyed the closing credits gags at the end of 22 Jump Street which cast Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill in various absurd sequels. So why not send them back to the ’70s for a Boogie Nights reboot?

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Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

Of course Tatum would play Dirk Diggler while Hill would channel John C. Reilly in the Reed Rothchild role. The rest of the cast would be rounded out by Christoph Waltz (Jack Horner), Amy Adams (Amber Waves), and Shailene Woodley (Rollergirl). And Don Cheadle could reprise the role of Buck Swope because every movie could use more Cheadle.


Forrest Gump

Steve Carell is already on his way to becoming the next Tom Hanks, so he might as well play one of the beloved actor’s most iconic roles.

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Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

Only this time the movie would be about Forrest’s son or something and follow his wacky misadventures and encounters with famous people throughout the ’90s and ’00s. Who wouldn’t want to see Forrest trade war stories with John Kerry???


Reality Bites

The ’90s were all about being ironic and meta. So why not cast Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart and Adam Driver in a remake of the ’90s classic Reality Bites that is set during the ’90s? (They’ve already got the inarticulate stammering thing down, after all.)

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Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

Remember the scene where the gang sings the 1970s classic “My Sharona” in the convenience store? Well, now watch as a modern cast gets nostalgic for the ’70s while playing characters you loved from the ’90s. Uh oh! Looks like your head just exploded.


Pulp Fiction

Call it sacrilege if you must. But wait until you hear the new cast: Chris Pratt (Vincent Vega), Jamie Foxx (Jules Winnfield), Scarlett Johansson (Mia Wallace), Idris Elba (Marsellus Wallace), Oscar Isaac (Butch), Jillian Bell (Honey Bunny/Yolanda), Jack O’Connell (Pumpkin/Ringo), John Goodman (The Wolf), Quentin Tarantino (Jimmie), Christopher Walken (Christopher Walken) and Joe Piscopo (The Gimp). We’ll take our million dollars now, thank you.

Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel


There’s Something About Mary 

Hey, Emma Stone already went blonde for the recent Spider-Man movies. And she also had to deal with sticky fluid. So, uh, yeah, we’ll just let you fill in the blanks with this one…

Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

Kristy Puchko/Nick Nadel

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Stan Against Evil returns November 1st.

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Another Comic-Con International is in the can, and multiple nerdgasms were had by all – not least of which were about the Stan Against Evil roundtable discussion. Dana, Janet and John dropped a whole lotta information on what’s to come in Season 2 and what it’s like to get covered in buckets of demon goo. Here are the highlights.

Premiere Date!

Season 2 hits the air November 1 and picks up right where things left off. Consider this your chance to seamlessly continue your Halloween binge.

Character Deets!

Most people know that Evie was written especially for Janet, but did you know that Stan is based on Dana Gould’s dad? It’s true. But that’s where the homage ends, because McGinley was taken off the leash to really build a unique character.

Happy Accidents!

Improv is apparently everything, because according to Gould the funniest material happens on the fly. We bet the writers are totally cool with it.

Exposed Roots!

If Stan fans are also into Twin Peaks and Doctor Who, that’s no accident. Both of those cult classic genre benders were front of mind when Stan was being developed.

Trailer Treasure!

Yep. A new trailer dropped. Feast your eyes.

Catch up on Stan Against Evil’s first season on the IFC app before it returns November 1st on IFC.

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Adulting Like You Mean It

Commuters makes its debut on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Jared Warner, Nick Ciavarella, and Tim Dean were once a part of Murderfist, a group of comedy writers, actors, producers, parents, and reluctant adults. Together with InstaMiniSeries’s Nikki Borges, they’re making their IFC Comedy Crib debut with the refreshingly-honest and joyfully-hilarious Commuters. The webseries follows thirtysomethings Harris and Olivia as they brave the waters of true adulthood, and it’s right on point.

Jared, Nick, Nikki and Tim were kind enough to answer a few questions about Commuters for us. Here’s a snippet of that conversation…

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IFC: How would you describe Commuters to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Nick: Two 30-somethings leave the Brooklyn life behind, and move to the New Jersey suburbs in a forced attempt to “grow up.” But they soon find out they’ve got a long way to go to get to where they want to be.

IFC: How would you describe Commuters to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jared: It’s a show about how f*cking stupid people who think they are smart can be.

IFC: What’s your origin story? When did you all meet and how long have you been working together?

Jared: Nick, Tim, and I were all in the sketch group Murderfist since, what, like 2004? God. Anyway, Tim and Nick left the group to pursue other frivolous things, like children and careers, but we all enjoyed writing together and kept at it. We were always more interested in storytelling than sketch comedy lends itself to, which led to our webseries Jared Posts A Personal. That was a show about being in your 20s and embracing the chaos of being young in the city. Commuters is the counterpoint, i guess. Our director Adam worked at Borders (~THE PAST!!~) with Tim, came out to a Murderfist show once, and we’ve kept him imprisoned ever since.

IFC: What was the genesis of Commuters?

Tim: Jared had an idea for a series about the more realistic, less romantic aspects of being in a serious relationship.  I moved out of the city to the suburbs and Nick got engaged out in LA.   We sort of combined all of those facets and Commuters was the end result.

IFC: How would Harris describe Olivia?

Jared: Olivia is the smartest, coolest, hottest person in the world, and Harris can’t believe he gets to be with her, even though she does overreact to everything and has no chill. Like seriously, ease up. It doesn’t always have to be ‘a thing.’

IFC: How would Olivia describe Harris?

Nikki:  Harris is smart, confident with a dry sense of humor but he’s also kind of a major chicken shit…. Kind of like if Han Solo and Barney Rubble had a baby.

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Nikki:  I think this is the most accurate portrayal of what a modern relationship looks like. Expectations for what your life is ‘supposed to look like’ are confusing and often a let down but when you’re married to your best friend, it’s going to be ok because you will always find a way to make each other laugh.

IFC: Is the exciting life of NYC twentysomethings a sweet dream from which we all must awake, or is it a nightmare that we don’t realize is happening until it’s over?

Tim: Now that i’ve spent time living in the suburbs, helping to raise a two year old, y’all city folk have no fucking clue how great you’ve got it.

Nikki: I think of it similar to how I think about college. There’s a time and age for it to be glorious but no one wants to hang out with that 7th year senior. Luckily, NYC is so multifaceted that you can still have an exciting life here but it doesn’t have to be just what the twentysomethings are doing (thank god).

Jared: New York City is a garbage fire.

See the whole season of Commuters right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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A Man Mansplains To Men

Why Baroness von Sketch Show is a must-see.

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Mansplaining is when a man takes it upon himself to explain something to a woman that she already knows. It happens a lot, but it’s not going to happen here. Ladies, go ahead and skip to the end of this post to watch a free episode of IFC’s latest addition, Baroness von Sketch Show.

However, if you’re a man, you might actually benefit from a good mansplanation. So take a knee, lean in, and absorb the following wisdom.

No Dicks

Baroness von Sketch Show is made entirely by women, therefore this show isn’t focused on men. Can you believe it? I know what you’re thinking: how will we know when to laugh if the jokes aren’t viewed through the dusty lens of the patriarchy? Where are the thinly veiled penis jokes? Am I a bad person? In order: you will, nowhere, and yes.

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Huge Balls

Did you know that there’s more to life than poop jokes, sex jokes, body part jokes? I mean, those things are all really good things, natch, and totally edgy. But Baroness von Sketch Show does something even edgier. It holds up a brutal funhouse mirror to our everyday life. This is a bulls**t world we made, fellas.

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Oh Canada

After you watch the Canadian powerhouses of Baroness von Sketch Show and think to yourself “Dear god, this is so real” and “I’ve gotta talk about this,” do yourself a favor and think a-boot your options: Refrain from sharing your sage wisdom with any woman anywhere (believe us, she gets it). Instead, tell a fellow bro and get the mansplaining out of your system while also spreading the word about a great show.

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Dudes, that’s the deal.
Women, start reading again here:


Check out the preview episode of Baroness von Sketch Show and watch the series premiere August 2 on IFC.

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