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10 Worst Fast Food Jobs in Movies


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The cinema uses “fast food job” as handy shorthand for “demeaning, unpleasant hellscape of greasy teenagers.” In this list, we’ll spotlight ten of the most nightmarish fast food workplaces in film.

10. Good Burger

The rival chain in 1997’s Good Burger, Mondo Burger, was an awful hive of unscrupulous villainy and secret sauce stealing.

9. Pootie Tang

When the wicked Dick Lecter takes Pootie Tang’s name to hawk his disgusting, unhealthy burgers, it’s a crime against humanity.

8. Better Off Dead

This surreal teen comedy makes John Cusack work at Pig Burger, a workplace so bizarre it inspired a Claymation hallucination.

7. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Sorry, Burger Shack. You’re no White Castle. Even the employees admit it.

6. Office Space

Fictional TGI Friday’s-esque eatery Chotchkies might be a little more upscale than the other eateries on this list, but any place that forces the flair needs to be closed down.

5. Clerks II

When Randall and the gang have to get a job at Mooby’s, we learn that minimum wage is even worse in your 30s.

4. UHF

The owner and namesake of Big Edna’s Burger World is the kind of boss who will throw you across the parking lot for burning a basket of fries.

3. Sex Drive

The mall kiosk is the saddest form of fast food, especially when you have to wear a giant donut outfit and get tormented by mall punks.

2. Poultrygeist

How to make a fast food job worse? Build the restaurant over an ancient Indian burial ground, as in this schlocky horror comedy.

1. Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Any fast food job where you have to wear a costume is automatically awful, and when Brad Hamilton is made to deliver fish & chips in pirate gear, it breaks his poor teenage spirit.


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…


A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.