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12 Most Badass Lines in Horror Movies

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Horror movies are a weird thing. You rarely root for the victims and are often excitedly waiting for the next poor sap to get aced by the monster/ghost/maniac/jerk of the day. The way to balance that equation a little bit is to give the heroes some moxie, and that’s accomplished by giving them cool dialogue. Here are 12 badass movie lines from horror films that help you cheer for the right people… usually.

12. Silence of the Lambs

Line: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
You don’t want to cross Hannibal Lecter, although he does sound like an excellent dinner host.


11. Addams Family Values

Line: “I can’t swim.”
Technically not a horror film, but the Addams name goes a long way – just as Wednesday’s biting line to the “victim” does.


10. Terminator

Line: “You’re terminated, f*cker!”
An evil skeleton chasing and killing people makes the original film as much horror as it is sci-fi, and Sarah Connor began her transformation to Judgment Day badass here.
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9. Ghostbusters

Line: “This chick is toast.”
It has ghosts, so the showdown with Gozer counts as horror, if only to get this badass sequence on the list.


8. Dead Alive

Line: “I kick ass for the Lord!”
Peter Jackson gave us a super-priest who is all kinds of badass.


7. A Nightmare on Elm Street

Line: “This… is God.”
This is certainly rooting for the wrong person, but Freddy Krueger’s such a mouthy bastard that we had to include something from him.


6. Monster Squad

Line: “My name… is Horace.”
While we all love “Wolfman’s got nards!,” the real badass moment comes from Horace vs. the fish monster from some familiar lagoon.

5. Aliens

Line: “Get away from her, you bitch.”
When Ripley levels the playing field, all bets are off. And Mama Alien gets a scolding.


4. They Live

Line: “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
“Rowdy” Roddy Piper, ladies and gentlemen. Making his presence known to the secret alien hordes.


3. Army of Darkness

It’s impossible to choose just one line from this film, since so many are great, so here’s a whole boatload of them.


2. Jaws

Line: “Smile, you son of a bitch!”
The final showdown with the murderous shark results in a great line from Martin Brody.


1. The Shining

Line: “Here’s Johnny!”
This one has a generational shelf-life, as more and more young people sadly forget who Johnny Carson was, so we’re giving it a victory lap.

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Make The Holidays ’80s Again

Enjoy the holiday cheer Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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Whatever happened to the kind of crazy-yet-cozy holiday specials that blanketed the early winter airwaves of the 1980s? Unceremoniously killed by infectious ’90s jadedness? Slow fade out at the hands of early-onset millennial ennui? Whatever the reason, nixing the tradition was a huge mistake.

A huge mistake that we’re about to fix.

Announcing IFC’s Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special, starring Tony Hale. It’s a celeb-studded extravaganza in the glorious tradition of yesteryear featuring Bridget Everett, Jo Firestone, Nick Thune, Jen Kirkman, house band The Dap-Kings, and many more. And it’s at Joe’s Pub, everyone’s favorite home away from home in the Big Apple.

The yuletide cheer explodes Wednesday December 21 at 10P. But if you were born after 1989 and have no idea what void this spectacular special is going to fill, sample from this vintage selection of holiday hits:

Andy Williams and The NBC Kids Search For Santa

The quintessential holiday special. Get snuggly and turn off your brain. You won’t need it.

A Muppet Family Christmas

The Fraggles. The Muppets. The Sesame Street gang. Fate. The Jim Henson multiverse merges in this warm and fuzzy Holiday gathering.

Julie Andrews: The Sound Of Christmas

To this day a foolproof antidote to holiday cynicism. It’s cheesy, but a good cheese. In this case an Alpine Gruyère.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Okay, busted. This one was released in 1978. Still totally ’80s though. And yes that’s Bea Arthur.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

Pass the eggnog, and make sure it’s loaded. This special is everything you’d expect it to be and much, much more.

Joe’s Pub Presents: A Holiday Special premieres Wednesday December 21 at 10P on IFC.

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It Ain't Over Yet

A Guide to Coping with the End of Comedy Bang! Bang!

Watch the final episodes tonight at 11 and 11:30P on IFC.

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After five seasons and 110 halved-hour episodes, Scott Aukerman’s hipster comedy opus, Comedy Bang! Bang!, has come to an end. Fridays at 11 and 11:30P will never be the same. We know it can be hard for fans to adjust after the series finale of their favorite TV show. That’s why we’ve prepared this step-by-step guide to managing your grief.

Step One: Cry it out

It’s just natural. We’re sad too.
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Step Two: Read the CB!B! IMDB Trivia Page

The show is over and it feels like you’ve lost a friend. But how well did you really know this friend? Head over to Comedy Bang! Bang!’s IMDB page to find out some things you may not have known…like that it’s “based on a Civil War battle of the same name” or that “Reggie Watts was actually born with the name Theodore Leopold The Third.”

Step Three: Listen to the podcast

One fascinating piece of CB!B! trivia that you might not learn from IMDB is that there’s a podcast that shares the same name as the TV show. It’s even hosted by Scott Aukerman! It’s not exactly like watching the TV show on a Friday night, but that’s only because each episode is released Monday morning. If you close your eyes, the podcast is just like watching the show with your eyes closed!

Step Four: Watch brand new CB!B! clips?!

The best way to cope with the end of Comedy Bang! Bang! is to completely ignore that it’s over — because it’s not. In an unprecedented move, IFC is opening up the bonus CB!B! content vault. There are four brand new, never-before-seen sketches featuring Scott Aukerman, Kid Cudi, and “Weird Al” Yankovic ready for you to view on the IFC App. There’s also one right here, below this paragraph! Watch all four b-b-bonus clips and feel better.

Binge the entire final season, plus exclusive sketches, right now on the IFC app.

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Everybody Sweats Now

The Four-Day Sweatsgiving Weekend On IFC

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This long holiday weekend is your time to gobble gobble gobble and give heartfelt thanks—thanks for the comfort and forgiveness of sweatpants. Because when it comes right down to it, there’s nothing more wholesome and American than stuffing yourself stupid and spending endless hours in front of the TV in your softest of softests.

So get the sweats, grab the remote and join IFC for four perfect days of entertainment.

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It all starts with a 24-hour T-day marathon of Rocky Horror Picture Show, then continues Friday with an all-day binge of Stan Against Evil.

By Saturday, the couch will have molded to your shape. Which is good, because you’ll be nestled in for back-to-back Die Hard and Lethal Weapon.

Finally, come Sunday it’s time to put the sweat back in your sweatpants with The Shining, The Exorcist, The Chronicles of Riddick, Terminator 2, and Blade: Trinity. They totally count as cardio.

As if you need more convincing, here’s Martha Wash and the IFC&C Music Factory to hammer the point home.

The Sweatsgiving Weekend starts Thursday on IFC

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