Weddings are super stressful and can even be deadly. Yes, you read that correctly, DEADLY. We did our scientific research and the facts are on our side. Just replace “scientific research” with “Google” and “facts” with these 5 clips.
5. Beetlejuice and Lydia, Beetlejuice
Nothing about being forced into a marriage with a dead, degenerate corpse is a good thing. Trust us, we’ve dated guys like this. Definitely NOT marriage material.
4. Mickey and Mallory, Natural Born Killers
What starts off as a touching and beautiful moment gets totally ruined by a car-full of drunk idiots. So what if the couple happens to be two serial killers. Love is love. Is nothing sacred?
3. Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill Vol. 2
Technically this was the wedding rehearsal. Suffice to say they didn’t make it to the big day.
2. The Red Wedding, Game of Thrones
How horrifying is the “Red Wedding” episode of GoT? If you search YouTube for “reaction videos,” you’ll find countless fans gasping, screaming and covering their eyes. Of course George R. R. Martin gets a real good kick out of this.
1. Carrie and Big, Sex and the City
You don’t have to be a fan of the show or the movie to still feel horrible after watching this clip. What makes this the worst is that this is the #1 fear everyone has on their wedding day. Seriously, we would rather be killed Game of Thrones style than experience this.