Need something to watch on 4/20? IFC will be airing a Cheech & Chong marathon (Get Out of My Room, Cheech and Chong’s Next Movie and Still Smokin) this Sunday starting at 5:45pm ET. And if you’re looking for more classic, weed-friendly films, here are some essentials.
12. Super Troopers
Comedy troupe Broken Lizard knocked it out of the park with this riotously funny, THC-soaked tale of prank-loving Vermont state troopers.
11. Easy Rider
This classic road movie has some bummer bits, but it deserves a place on the list because Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper were actually smoking weed for real on-screen.
10. Dude, Where’s My Car?
Dumb jokes get a lot funner when you’re blazed on kush, and this Ashton Kutcher comedy is probably the greatest living example.
9. 2001: A Space Odyssey
Stanley Kubrick pushed the envelope in this adaptation of Arthur C. Clarke’s stodgy sci-fi classic, and it’s indisputably powerful on weed.
All of Mel Brooks’s comedies are hundreds times funnier when you’re high, but this ludicrous sci-fi parody might be the most weed-friendly. Just don’t get hungry around Pizza the Hutt.
7. Fritz the Cat
Ralph Bakshi’s animated adaptation of R. Crumb’s classic comics will bring you back to the Summer of Love, even if you didn’t experience it yourself.
Spend Valentine's Day weekend with IFC's Underworld movie marathon.
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Romance takes many forms, and that is especially true when you have a thirst for blood or laser beams coming out of your eyes. It doesn’t matter if you’re a werewolf, a superhero, a clone, a time-traveler, or a vampire, love is the one thing that infects us all. Read on to find out why Romeo and Juliet have nothing on these supernatural star-crossed lovers, and be sure to catch IFC’s Underworld movie marathon this Valentine’s Day weekend.
1. Cyclops/Jean Grey/Wolverine, X-Men series
The X-Men franchise is rife with romance, but the steamiest “ménage à mutant” may just be the one between Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), Cyclops (James Marsden), and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman). Their triangle is a complicated one as Jean finds herself torn between the two very different men while also trying to control her darker side, the Phoenix. This leads to Jean killing Cyclops and eventually getting stabbed through her heart by Wolverine in X-Men: The Last Stand. Yikes! Maybe they should change the name to Ex-Men instead?
2. Willow/Tara, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Joss Whedon gave audiences some great romances on Buffy the Vampire Slayer — including the central triangle of Buffy, Angel, and Spike — but it was the love between witches Willow (Alyson Hannigan) and Tara (Amber Benson) that broke new ground for its sensitive and nuanced portrayal of a LGBT relationship.
Willow is smart and confident and isn’t even sure of her sexuality when she first meets Tara at college in a Wiccan campus group. As the two begin experimenting with spells, they realize they’re also falling for one another and become the show’s most enduring, happy couple. At least until Tara’s death in season six, a moment that still brings on the feels.
3. Selene/Michael, Underworld series
The Twilight gang pales in comparison (both literally and metaphorically) to the Lycans and Vampires of the stylish Underworld franchise. If you’re looking for an epic vampire/werewolf romance set amidst an epic vampire/werewolf war, Underworld handily delivers in the form of leather catsuited Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and shaggy blonde hunk Michael (a post-Felicity Scott Speedman). As they work together to stop the Vampire/Lycan war, they give into their passions while also kicking butt in skintight leather. Love at first bite indeed.
4. Spider-man/Mary Jane Watson, Spider-man
After rushing to the aid of beautiful girl-next-door Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst), the Amazing Spider-man is rewarded with an upside-down kiss that is still one of the most romantic moments in comic book movie history. For Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), the shy, lovable dork beneath the mask, his rain-soaked makeout session is the culmination of years of unrequited love and one very powerful spider bite. As the films progress, Peter tries pushing MJ away in an attempt to protect her from his enemies, but their web of love is just too powerful. And you know, with great power, comes great responsibility.
5. Molly/Sam, Ghost
When it comes to supernatural romance, you really can’t beat Molly and Sam from the 1990 hit film Ghost. Demi Moore goes crazy for Swayze like the rest of us, and the pair make pottery sexier than it’s ever been.
When Sam is murdered, he’s forced to communicate through con artist turned real psychic, Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg in her Academy Award-winning role) to warn Molly she is still in danger from his co-worker, Carl (a pre-Scandal Tony Goldwyn). Molly doesn’t believe Oda is telling the truth, so Sam proves it by sliding a penny up the wall and then possessing Oda so he and Molly can share one last romantic dance together (but not the dirty kind). We’d pay a penny for a dance with Patrick Swayze ANY day.
6. Cosima/Delphine, Orphan Black
It stands to reason there would be at least one complicated romance on a show about clones, and none more complicated than the one between clone Cosima (Tatiana Maslany) and Dr. Delphine Cormier (Evelyne Brochu) on BBC America’s hit drama Orphan Black.
Cosima is a PhD student focusing on evolutionary developmental biology at the University of Minnesota when she meets Delphine, a research associate from the nefarious Dyad Institute, posing as a fellow immunology student. The two fall in love, but their happiness is brief once Dyad and the other members of Clone Club get involved. Here’s hoping Cosima finds love in season four of Orphan Black. Girlfriend could use a break.
7. Aragorn/Arwen, Lord of the Rings
On a picturesque bridge in Rivendell amidst some stellar mood-lighting and dreamy Elvish language with English subtitles for us non-Middle Earthlings, Arwen (Liv Tyler) and Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) bind their souls to one another, pledging to love each other no matter what befalls them.
Their courtship is a matter of contention with Arwen’s father, Elrond (Hugo Weaving), who doesn’t wish to see his daughter suffer over Aragorn’s future death. The two marry after the conclusion of the War of the Ring, with Aragorn assuming his throne as King of Gondor, and Arwen forgoing her immortality to become his Queen. Is it too much to assume they asked Frodo to be their wedding ring-bearer?
8. Lafayette/Jesus, True Blood
True Blood quickly became the go-to show for supernatural sex scenes featuring future Magic Mike strippers (Joe Manganiello) and pale Nordic men with washboard abs (Hi Alexander Skarsgård!), but honestly, there was a little something for everyone, including fan favorite Bon Temps medium, Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis).
In season three, Lafayette met his mother’s nurse, Jesus, and the two began a relationship. As they spend more time together and start doing V (short for Vampire Blood), they learn Jesus is descended from a long line of witches and that Lafayette himself has magical abilities. However, supernatural love is anything but simple, and after the pair join a coven, Lafayette becomes possessed by the dead spirit of its former leader. This relationship certainly puts a whole new spin on possessive love.
9. Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter series
There are lots of sad characters in the Harry Potter series, but Remus Lupin ranks among the saddest. He was bitten by a werewolf as a child, his best friend was murdered and his other best friend was wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban for it, then THAT best friend was killed by a Death Eater at the Ministry of Magic as Remus looked on. So when Lupin unexpectedly found himself in love with badass Auror and Metamorphmagus Nymphadora Tonks (she prefers to be called by her surname ONLY, thank you very much), pretty much everyone, including Lupin himself, was both elated and cautiously hopeful about their romance and eventual marriage.
Sadly, the pair met a tragic ending when both were killed by Death Eaters during the Battle of Hogwarts, leaving their son, Teddy, orphaned much like his godfather Harry Potter. Accio hankies!
10. The Doctor/Rose Tyler, Doctor Who
Speaking of wolves, Rose “Bad Wolf” Tyler (Billie Piper) captured the Doctor’s hearts from the moment he told her to “Run!” in the very first episode of the re-booted Doctor Who series. Their affection for one another grew steadily deeper during their travels in the TARDIS, whether they were stuck in 1950s London, facing down pure evil in the Satan Pit, or battling Cybermen.
But their relationship took a tragic turn during the season two finale episode, “Doomsday,” when the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Rose found themselves separated in parallel universes with no way of being reunited (lest two universes collapse as a result of a paradox). A sobbing Rose told a holographic transmission of the Doctor she loved him, but before he could reply, the transmission cut out, leaving our beloved Time Lord (and most of the audience) with a tear-stained face and two broken hearts all alone in the TARDIS.
Music and Portlandia go together like birds and hats. Season Four alone has featured some memorable pop-ins from punk legends and indie rockers alike, including Josh Homme on this week’s episode. Take a look at just a few of Portlandia‘s funniest musician cameos below.
10. Jack White
Rocker and audiophile Jack White turned up in “Winter in Portlandia” in a sketch that poked fun at home studio obsessives, er, “enthusiasts.”
9. Johnny Marr
You would think that Marr could deal with difficult characters, having been in The Smiths with Morrissey and all. But he reaches his breaking point once he encounters Fred and Carrie as annoying bike valets.
8. No Doubt
No Doubt shows up as part of the elaborate birthday plans for Fred Armisen’s Nina character. No Doubt plus a hot air balloon always equals comedy gold.
7. Annie Clark
Clark, aka St. Vincent, has made several appearances on Portlandia. In a recent sketch, Clark talks a tax lawyer out of playing the bass (aka “the gateway instrument”).
The Dead Kennedys frontman turned up in Season Four as a ’80s punk rocker who wakes up from a coma to find the world is now a very different place. Biafra is hilarious reacting to a world where the “yuppies” have taken over like it’s the zombie apocalypse.
With the increasing legalization of weed throughout America, it stands to reason the “stoner movie” is going to become even more popular, which means it’s time for a Cheech & Chong renaissance – but sometimes movies can appeal to the ganja crowd completely accidentally. Here are 10 examples.
10. Reefer Madness
Intended as a warning away from the devil weed, it instead has provided copious guffaws due to the hilarious misrepresentations of the drug.
9. The Running Man
This Arnold silliness might be the greatest unintentional comedy of all time, with Family Feud host Richard Dawson as the big bad, and a host of colorful weirdos doing the murderin’.
Stoners can marvel at just how little actually happens in this melodramatic saga about a 109-year-old virgin and the disturbingly obsessive 17-year-old he scores.
7. KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park
The members of the band hated this movie for making them look dopey, but KISS has to deal with a mad scientist who has a rampaging Gene Simmons robot, among many other crazy-ass things.
6. Bad Boys 2
Honestly, pretty much any Michael Bay film will have enough sweeping dramatic crane shots to make a stoner’s head spin, but the real brain-bender is that Martin Lawrence and the Fresh Prince wind up invading Cuba.