We know all the classic suckhead movies, the ones we all name when we think of vampires – ones that don’t sparkle, that is – but what’s been the scoop with them lately? Let’s run down some of the more ass-kicking vampire movies since the year 2000.
11. Blade II
You can’t not mention the forerunner of the Marvel movie empire, but since the original was in the late ‘90s, we’ll name this one, that includes massive flying elbow drops and unbreakable sunglasses.
Vampires vs. Lycans means you get vampires and werewolves, and it’s often good to diversify. Plus, many sequels!
9. Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant
John C. Reilly is the best possible vampire. If that’s not enough, there’s also Bearded Salma Hayek
8. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The title is all you need. If you need more, just say that title a few more times.