There are undoubtedly thousands of men, women and children who would love to look like pop songstress Taylor Swift or even sing just one verse of “22” or “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” like her. Well it appears that Billy Eichner, of Billy on the Street fame, has won (okay, taken second place) in the genetic lottery. His impersonation of Taylor Swift for the latest Funny or Die spoof is spot and impeccable and also slightly unseeable. (Really, you’ve been warned: You can’t unsee it, but you also wouldn’t want to.)
Everyone’s going to be humming this catchy tune soon, so you may as well get ahead of the trend and watch now as Billy—er, Taylor—performs a sure-to-be chart-topping new single, “Glitter and Ribs.” which covers Tay-Tay’s usual topics: boys, romance, barbecue and horse hearts.