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Arnold Schwarzenegger considering “The Toxic Avenger” remake

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Arnold Schwarzenegger could add a remake of “The Toxic Avenger” to his long list of upcoming film projects. The movie is currently in pre-production and will be shopped around to buyers at the 2013 Cannes Film Festival.

International Film Trust announced the news that Schwarzenegger is in negotiations for the film in a press release. “The Toxic Avenger” is being written and directed by “Hot Tub Time Machine’s” Steve Pink and is being produced by Akiva Goldsman, Richard Saperstein, Charlie Corwin, Stephen Kessler and Michael Benaroya.

This movie will be based on Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz’ original 1984 action movie. That project went on to spawn three sequels, a TV cartoon and even a stage musical. Pink’s remake of “The Toxic Avenger” will tell the tale of a high school student who gets dunked in a vat of toxic chemical waste and turns into a monster with incredible strength.

The titular role has not been cast yet, but Schwarzenegger would play a character named “the Exterminator.” He is described by Coming Soon as “a former black ops agent who trains Toxie to use his powers for good.” Together the Toxic Avenger and the Exterminator team up against the company behind the toxic waste and the creature they created.

“The Toxic Avenger” is just one of many films Schwarzenegger has in his docket. He also stars in “Escape Plan” and “Ten,” and is reportedly attached to “Terminator 5,” “The Legend of Conan” and “Triplets.”

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Jackie That 70s Show

Jackie Oh!

15 That ’70s Show Quotes to Help You Unleash Your Inner Jackie

Catch That '70s Show Mondays and Tuesdays from 6-10P on IFC.

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When life gets you down, just ask yourself: what would Jackie do? (But don’t ask her, because she doesn’t care about your stupid problems.) Before you catch That ’70s Show on IFC, take a look at some quotes that will help you be the best Jackie you can be.


15. She knows her strengths.

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14. She doesn’t let a little thing like emotions get in the way.

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13. She’s her own best friend.

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12. She has big plans for her future.

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11. She keeps her ego in check.

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10. She can really put things in perspective.

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9. She’s a lover…

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8. But she knows not to just throw her love around.

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7. She’s proud of her accomplishments.

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6. She knows her place in the world.

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5. She asks herself the hard questions.

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4. She takes care of herself.

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3. She’s deep.

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2. She’s a problem solver.

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1. And she’s always modest.

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Weird Al in Milo Murphy’s Law

News of the Weird

“Weird Al” Yankovic to Get Animated In New Disney XD Series

"Weird Al" debuts as Comedy Bang! Bang!'s new bandleader this spring on IFC.

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It’s hard to imagine Comedy Bang! Bang!’s newest bandleader any more animated than he already is, but “Weird Al” Yankovic will soon loosen the shackles of the physical world and become a cartoon. The parody singer has been cast to voice the lead character in Disney XD’s upcoming animated series Milo Murphy’s Law, the new show from the creators of Phineas and Ferb. 

As Milo, “Weird Al” plays an accident-prone jinx who suffers from “Extreme Hereditary Murphy’s Law Condition.” True to the age-old saying, everything that can go wrong for poor Milo does in hilarious fashion. And Al’s dulcet tones won’t be sacrificed either: Milo will occasionally bust out a tune throughout the show and Yankovic will also compose the intro’s theme song.

Of course, “Weird Al” is no stranger to the animated realm. Check out his 3D-rendered ’80s form in UHF’s parody of Dire Straits’ “Money for Nothing.” And check back for more updates about Al’s debut as Comedy Bang! Bang!‘s new bandleader and musical cohost.

Kyle MacLachlan as Portlandia Mayor for Facebook Q&A

Man of the People

Check Out Highlights From Kyle MacLachlan’s Facebook Q&A

Catch Kyle MacLachlan on a brand-new Portlandia this Thursday, Feb. 4th at 10P on IFC.

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On this week’s brand-new Portlandia, Fred leaves Portland for the ex-pat life. One thing he’s likely to miss is Portland’s mayor, ably played by the amazing Kyle MacLachlan. Fortunately for us, Kyle took to Facebook to answer questions about Portland’s rat problem, tasty coffee and much more. (There’s even a David Lynch reference in there for hardcore fans.)

Check out some highlights from Kyle MacLachlan’s Facebook Q&A below, and be sure to catch him on a brand-new Portlandia this Thursday at 10P on IFC. (Click here to find IFC on your TV in your area.)

1. “Is the pay better as mayor or a federal agent? Asking for a friend.”

KM: the FBI pays pretty well…and the coffee’s good

2. “What’s the longest time you have waited in line for brunch?”

KM: 3 days

3. “Serious question: how much coffee is too much coffee?”

KM: I’ll let you know when I get there.

4. “Dear Mr. Mayor, What do you think about Portland’s hipster rat problem? How will it be fixed? Do you think everyone can live happily together?”

KM: as long as the rats wear some form of hat/cap/snood…there should be no problem.

5. “I found a human ear in the park. What should I do with it?”

KM: bag and tag

6. “When are you going to be a guest on The Pedal Powered Talk Show? It’s America’s only talk show on a bicycle and you’re America’s only Kyle MacLachlan!”

KM: could I use a seat cushion?

“YES! Let us know when you’re in Portland next! We’ll pedal to you!”

KM: you got it!

7. “With mayorial [sic] elections coming up in 2016, the role of fictitious mayors has become increasingly important for our fair citizens in Portland. How will you attempt to influence the election in favor of the collective ideals of Portlandia and its world citizens? Thank you and best of luck.”

KM: what was the question again?

8. “the ‘my portland’ song is probably one of my favourite clips of portlandia / tv in general. Were you at all nervous at all having to make up the song on the spot?”

KM: terrified. and thank you :-)

9. “Does Portlandia want to become a sister city with Honolulu? I’d love to see that happen :-) Sending love from Hawaii! Can’t wait to visit the city!”

KM: mahalo!

10. “With the influx of people moving to the area from neighboring states, how will you, the mayor, handle presmoerving the super awkward moments on the Tri-met? Why haven’t you shown the true awkwardness that is the max lines?”

KM: I will speak to Fred…I’m sure he’s already planning something.

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