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SNL Sketch Showdown: Honorable Mentions

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Welcome to the “Saturday Night Live” Sketch Showdown. Every weekday, an IFC writer will determine the winner of a matchup between two classic “SNL” sketches. You can check out the full bracket here.

We know. It’s incredibly difficult to satisfactorily craft a definitive list of the absolute best sketches the storied cultural goliath has given the world since 1975. We did our best, and, of course, there was the inevitable “wisdom of the staircase” where we realized: Oh crap, what about that one? Consider this a make-good, a mulligan, or just us trying to stay in the Church Lady’s good graces a little while longer.

And here’s just a pre-emptive word to those of you commenting with defiant “you forgot about…” we can guarantee you we didn’t. There’s just not enough room on the Internet to write about every sketch.

1. Lunch Lady

Not giving Adam Sandler’s goofy songs a shout-out would be pretty unforgivable. Sandler wrote lots of songs for SNL, but Lunch Lady deserves its own special nod for turning what could have been another silly acoustic ditty for Weekend Update into what’s seemingly the finale in a musical about the archetypal woman who cooks and ladles food out in school cafeterias. When you watch Sarah Silverman walk onstage as a sultry box of Chinese leftovers and realize that’s the least crazy thing going on — that’s a clear sign this truly is something special.

2. Clinton at McDonald’s

The great, and sadly late, Phil Hartman was always in a category of his own, and his spot-on Bill Clinton always reminded us of it. This sketch, wherein the former president pops into McDonald’s after a three-block jog to “see the American people and maybe get a Diet Coke or something” on the surface might just be a clothesline of fat jokes. But it actually satirizes the idiotic things politicians do to be seen as a “regular guy.” It also may have been the first sketch to (unknowingly) reference Clinton’s infidelity. Bill says to a Secret Service agent: “Jim, let me tell you something: There’s gonna be a whole buncha things we don’t tell Mrs. Clinton. Fast food is the least of our worries.”

3. Bill Swerski’s Superfans

If this sketch about all things awesome about Chicago sports needs an explanation, why are you even reading this list? I’ll just add this fun fact: There was a screenplay written for a movie about the Superfans, and it had a live reading in Chicago a few years ago during the Just For Laughs festival. It skewered the big money being poured into sports and how it ultimately diminishes a sports fan’s enjoyment of the games they love so much. Ditka himself was on hand for a Q&A — (now wispy) mustache and all.

4. Deep Thoughts

Another ‘90s SNL heyday landmark were the short, absurdist musings from the deranged Jack Handey, which touched on far-ranging topics like mortality, swashbuckling, and Popeye. Another fun fact: Did you know Jack Handey is a real person — a humorist, at that — and not just a made-up persona SNL cooked up to fill 20 seconds here or there to allow for actors to get into costume?

What are some of your favorite “SNL” sketches? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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New Nasty

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Turn On The Full Season Of Neurotica At IFC's Comedy Crib

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Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…

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IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. 

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number! 

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time. 

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by. 

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IFC: How would you describe Ivy?

Jenny: Ivy is everything I love in a comedy character – she’s tenacious, she’s confident, she’s sweet, she’s a big wonderful weirdo. 

IFC: How would Ivy’s clientele describe her?

Jenny:  Open-minded, caring, excellent aim. 

IFC: Why don’t more small towns have local dungeons?

Jenny: How do you know they don’t? 

IFC: What are the pros and cons of joining a chain mega dungeon?

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?” 

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud. 

See the whole season of Neurotica right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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The ’90s Are Back

The '90s live again during IFC's weekend marathon.

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We know what you’re thinking: “Why on Earth would anyone want to reanimate the decade that gave us Haddaway, Los Del Rio, and Smash Mouth, not to mention Crystal Pepsi?”

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Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).

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Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.

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And revisit some important ’90s classics all this weekend during IFC’s ’90s Marathon. Check out the full schedule here.

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Get Physical

DVDs are the new Vinyl

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available On Disc.

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In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.

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Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.

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Forget Public Wifi

Warm up that optical drive. No more awkwardly streaming episodes on shady free wifi!

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Inter-not

Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.

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Self Defense

You can’t throw a download like a ninja star. Think about it.

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If you’d like to experience the benefits DVD ownership yourself, Portlandia Season 7 is now available on DVD and Blue-Ray.