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“Deus Ex: Human Revolution” movie taps Scott Derrickson to direct

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The “Deus Ex: Human Revolution” film now has itself a director.

The movie was announced back in July by CBS films, and we haven’t heard about it since. Now Deadline is reporting that “Sinister” director Scott Derrickson, who was also responsible for “The Exorcism of Emily Rose,” will both direct and co-write the movie. Also acting as co-writer is Derrickson’s “Sinister” partner C. Robert Cargill.

“‘Deus Ex’ is a phenomenal cyberpunk game with soul and intelligence,” said Derrickson in a statement. “By combining amazing action and tension with big, philosophical ideas, Deus Ex is smart, ballsy, and will make one hell of a movie. Cargill and I can’t wait to bring it to the big screen.”

At least both Derrickson and Cargill are fans. Both reportedly played through the entirety of “Deus Ex” before taking the meeting with CBS Films and look to delve into “the lore of this game.” Square Enix released “Deus Ex: Human Revolution” in 2011 to a positive response.

“Deus Ex: Human Revolution” follows an ex-SEAL-turned-security specialist named Adam Jensen who works for a biotech company called Sarif Industries that specializes in human enhancements. An attack on the company leaves Jensen fatally wounded, and the only way to save him is to replace much of his body with Sarif-enhanced limbs. Jensen then goes on a quest to try to get to the bottom of the attack and ends up unraveling a worldwide conspiracy. The game forced players to rely on stealth techniques, and even rewarded them for not killing a single person throughout the entire campaign.

Do you think Derrickson is a good pick for “Deus Ex: Human Revolution”? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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Jackie Oh!

15 That ’70s Show Quotes to Help You Unleash Your Inner Jackie

Catch That '70s Show Mondays and Tuesdays from 6-10P on IFC.

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When life gets you down, just ask yourself: what would Jackie do? (But don’t ask her, because she doesn’t care about your stupid problems.) Before you catch That ’70s Show on IFC, take a look at some quotes that will help you be the best Jackie you can be.


15. She knows her strengths.

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14. She doesn’t let a little thing like emotions get in the way.

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13. She’s her own best friend.

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12. She has big plans for her future.

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11. She keeps her ego in check.

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10. She can really put things in perspective.

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9. She’s a lover…

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8. But she knows not to just throw her love around.

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7. She’s proud of her accomplishments.

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6. She knows her place in the world.

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5. She asks herself the hard questions.

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4. She takes care of herself.

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3. She’s deep.

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2. She’s a problem solver.

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1. And she’s always modest.

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Janeane Garofalo and David Cross Riot LA

Comedy Riot

Catch David Cross, Janeane Garofalo, Kumail Nanjiani and More Comedy Behemoths at the Riot LA Comedy Festival

Riot LA takes place January 29th-31st in Downtown Los Angeles. Catch Kumail Nanjiani on the 2016 Spirit Awards Feb. 27th at 5P ET/2P PT on IFC.

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Pity the comedy fan who isn’t in the Los Angeles area at the end of January, for they’re about to miss one of the most impressive lineup of comedians ever assembled. From January 29th through the 31st, Riot LA — the city’s premiere alternative comedy festival — will be hosting a slew of comedy behemoths in the downtown area.

Among the scheduled heavy-hitters are Todd Margaret’s David Cross, frequent Portlandia guest and 2016 Spirit Awards cohost Kumail Nanjiani, uber-nerd Patton Oswalt, dapper gent Paul F. Tompkins, and progressive firebrand Janeane Garofalo. (And we haven’t even mentioned Maria Bamford, T.J. Miller, Gilbert Gottfried, Natasha Leggero, Ron Funches, Anthony Jeselnik, Chelsea Peretti, Kyle Kinane, Jonah Ray, Brody Stevens, or the Sklar Brothers. Check out a full list of performers here.)

Tickets for this stand-up bonanza are available at the official website, both for individual shows as well as an all-inclusive Superfan Pass which grants you access to over 40 shows on Saturday and Sunday. (The $375 VIP passes are already sold out!)

Check out the trailer for Riot LA 2016 below. If you’re up for witnessing stand-up comedy at its very best, you really couldn’t do any better than this.

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Law & Disorder

The 10 Funniest Cops In Movie History

Catch Beverly Hills Cop and 48 Hrs. this month on IFC.

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Ah, the action comedy. The magic of the movies makes “cracking jokes while waving a gun” hilarious instead of terrifying. With Beverly Hills Cop and 48 Hrs. airing this month on IFC, we raise our coffee and doughnut to the law-enforcement officers who never fail to make us laugh.

10. John McClane, Die Hard series

Whether it’s through his own suffering, his action-packed one-liners, or the way he scribbles “HOHOHO NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN” on dead bad guys, John McClane is the only cop we want to be stuck in a building full of terrorists with.


9. Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon series

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The Lethal Weapon films were Mel Gibson’s most famous (fictional) encounter with the law. A suicidal ex-Special Forces soldier-turned-loose-cannon-cop, Riggs is only held together by his dedication to the law, his hatred of criminals, and his incredibly long-suffering partner Sgt. Murtaugh. Speaking of…


8. Roger Murtaugh, Lethal Weapon series

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Riggs is famous for being the unpredictable, madcap comedy character, but he’s only hilarious thanks to the heavy sighs of his straitlaced partner Murtaugh. Without Danny Glover’s comic reactions Riggs would just be a lunatic running around with a gun screaming at people.


7. Det. Inspector Lee and Det. Carter, Rush Hour series

The pairing of Chris Tucker’s motormouth wisecracker and Jackie Chan’s cool, high-kicking martial artist was such a potent combination, it went on to inspire several sequels and imitators. (Kevin Hart should send Tucker residual checks from those Ride Along movies.)


6. Schmidt and Jenko, 21 Jump Street series

The Channing Tatum/Jonah Hill reboot of the classic ’80s TV series redefined the buddy comedy by going meta and flipping the genre’s cliches on its head. We never thought we’d say this, but we’re actually looking forward to 23 Jump Street.


5. Jack Cates and Reggie Hammond, 48 Hours

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To be fair, with Eddie Murphy’s hilarious felon hauled around by Nick Nolte’s police officer, there’s technically only one “funny cop” between the two of them. But getting away with ridiculous abuses of regulations in service of doing the right (and funniest) thing is what 48 Hours  is all about. We wouldn’t have the buddy cop comedy genre without these two. Click here to see all airings of 48 Hrs. on IFC this month.


4. Nicholas Angel, Hot Fuzz

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In Edgar Wright’s hilarious take on action movie tropes, Simon Pegg’s supercop is sent to cool his heels in the sleepy town of Sandford. It’s hard to say what’s funnier: how he reacts when he realizes a small town doesn’t need him to deal with vast murder conspiracies and explosive action scenes, or how he reacts when it does.


3. Marge Gunderson, Fargo

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Frances McDormand’s inimitable Marge Gunderson chases down incredibly inept criminals while heavily pregnant. Her down-to-earth demeanor is funnier in context than any action hero’s murderous puns ever were. We still laugh when we think about Marge yelling “He’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!” as William H. Macy’s lowlife Jerry Lundegaard makes a break for it.


2. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun series

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Leslie Nielsen began his spot-on parody of stiff cops way back in the Police Squad! days. He took his act to the big screen, with a film series that managed to make even O.J. Simpson funny. Heck, Frank Drebin could make your own murder conviction sound hilarious.


1. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop

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Eddie Murphy is the unquestioned star of ’80s cop comedies. Beverly Hills itself is barely big enough to contain his charisma. If this is a fish-out-of-water comedy, he’s a blue whale and the water is a crystal decanter of Perrier. Fun fact: Beverly Hills Cop was originally a Stallone film. Eddie made it a major comedy smash pretty much single-mouthed. Click here to see all airings of Beverly Hills Cop this month on IFC.

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