Of all the characters who have been introduced in the “Star Wars” universe, Darth Vader has got to be the most iconic. But considering his death at the end of “Return of the Jedi,” it doesn’t seem likely that his black helmet will be returning in the upcoming “Star Wars: Episode VII.”
Well, not so fast. A new rumor is claiming that the man once known as Anakin Skywalker could be resurrected for the new movie. According to a “film mole” who talked to British tabloid Express, Darth Vader could be brought back in some capacity in the forthcoming “Episode VII.”
“He’s an integral part of the franchise. Replacing him is virtually impossible. The plan is for him to return and play a significant role in the new films,” the source said. “This is science fiction remember. Darth Vader will rise from the ashes.”
Considering the plan is to bring back older versions of Luke, Han and Leia in the new movie (yes, that means it will likely star Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford), we aren’t putting anything past Disney. But Darth Vader returning? Really? Unless a new version of the character has risen to glory in the time between the end of “Return of the Jedi” and beginning of whatever “Episode VII” ends up being called, we doubt that will happen.
But that doesn’t mean we don’t think there will be a return of the man beneath the mask. Anakin followed the likes of Yoda, Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn as he lived on in spirit form, so why not bring that concept back (yes, we begrudgingly realize that means bringing back Hayden Christensen as well) and just have him hanging around and offering his words of wisdom to young padawans?
Of course, we all know the real reason Disney would want to bring back Vader: Money. But if Darth Maul could sell action figures, couldn’t a new villain? We’d say let the past stay dead and don’t ruin our childhoods (again).
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Zombie movies are based on our fear of mortality, but if there’s one thing action heroes do best it’s laugh in the face of death. The rotting, easily-shotgunned face of death. We’re enjoying undeath this month on IFC with Zombieland, so we’re also counting down the 10 funniest zombie movies. Run!
10. Army of Darkness
Ashley J. Williams is the hardest working blue-collar demon fighter in movie history. (Even though he causes most of the problems he solves in the first place.) When he’s not defeating the Deadites, he’s delivering hilarious quips with typical deadpan flair.
Fido is a fantastic comedy, but you should expect that with stand-up superstar Billy Connolly in the title role. A nightmarish 1950s-esque world of white picket fences and decaying flesh sets the scene for painfully funny interactions between the living and the dead — and it’s quickly revealed that the zombies are better family figures than many of the upstanding citizens.
8. Dead Snow
Dead Snow ramps up the camp with an isolated group of teenagers battling an entire zombie Nazi division, and it doesn’t skimp on the gore in the process. One of our heroes looks really badass when he amputates his own arm to escape the effects of a zombie bite — only to look down in despair when a zombie chomps on his crotch.
7. Dead and Breakfast
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Dead and Breakfast is a musical zombie comedy, and even with all that you might not expect what happens next. You always knew a zombie movie would have to do a “Thriller” moment. You might not have expected the filmmakers to turn the Michael Jackson hit into a country-style line dance.
6. Dead Alive
Lord of the Rings-meister Peter Jackson cut his teeth on gory, outrageous horror comedies, and his 1992 New Zealand film Braindead (known as Dead Alive in America) is one of his best. It also can claim the definitive zombie baby scene.
5. Warm Bodies
Warm Bodies takes Romeo and Juliet to a new, gorier level. The warm and loving Julie falls for the mono-syllabic “R,” whose dead heart really is brought back to life by her affection. There’s a great parody of teen romance movies with a musical montage makeover sequence where the zombie is transformed into an attractive date.
4. Return of the Living Dead Part 2
Return of the Living Dead Part 2 is, true to its name, the revenge of the original brain-eating zombie movie. Part 2 goes all-out on the comedy, and while some super-serious fans may balk, there are a lot of great gags to enjoy. Our favorite has to be the zombie literally saying what’s going through its head, a hilarious moment as brain munchers rarely get great lines despite being the whole point of these films.
3. Dawn of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead is an unrelenting attack of undead horror and despair, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for fun. Because when you’ve got an infinite supply of zombies and ammunition while chilling on the roof of your gun store, you can kill time and celebrity look-a-likes.
2. Shaun of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead isn’t just an excellent comedy — it’s a love-letter to zombie movies. An early scene where the tired Shaun stumbles through a zombified wasteland as if it was another unpleasant work morning is wonderful, but the funniest bit has to be the life-or-death music reviewing scene, where our heroes decide which records can be spared or used to fight off a hungry undead.
There are hundreds of zombie movies, but there was never any doubt which one was the funniest. Because only one has Bill Murray. His brief appearance as an actor whose zombie impersonation goes a little too well is an instant cinema classic. And also the funniest thing ever to happen because of Garfield.
For more laughs and scares, check out a sneak peek of IFC’s Stan Against Evil, premiering November 2nd at 10P with back-to-back episodes, below.
Compelling plots, believable characters and plausible conflicts are standard in Hollywood classics. But sometimes our brains need a break, which is why IFC and Rotten Tomatoes have teamed up to give you the best of the worst, the “too rotten to miss” movies every Friday at 8P throughout September.
This month’s crop of “Rotten” favorites includes highlights (and lowlights) from Keanu Reeves, Sylvester Stallone and more. Check out the full schedule below and start planning your most sarcastic live-tweet commentary.
“Too Rotten to Miss Movies” every Friday @8P on IFC.
The Matrix Revolutions (Tomatometer: 36% Rotten) – Friday, September 2nd starting @ 8P Speed 2: Cruise Control (Tomatometer: 3% Rotten) – Friday, September 9th starting @ 8P Epic Movie (Tomatometer: 2% Rotten) – Friday, September 16th starting @ 8P Scary Movie 2 (Tomatometer: 15% Rotten) – Friday, September 23rd starting @ 8P Rocky IV (Tomatometer: 39% Rotten) – Friday, September 30th starting @ 8P
Kick back with The Matrix Revolutions this Friday at 8P on IFC!
Aw, Friday. A day of happy hours that begin at 4PM and “too rotten to miss” movies like Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journeyon IFC’s Rotten Fridays. A truly magical day where the possibilities are endless and the regrets are just around the corner. So as we partake in the pre-weekend, sit back and enjoy another gaggle of funny videos to run out the clock.
From a despondent croissant to unintended giggling on SNL, here are the five best videos of the week.
1. SNL Cast Breaks Up
Saturday Night Live head honcho Lorne Michaels famously decries ad-libbing during the live runs — though with hilarious folks like Will Ferrell and Documentary Now!‘s Bill Hader, there are bound to be some unscripted moments that cause the cast to lose it during a sketch. Some of the greatest SNL moments involve the players or guests breaking character, as this compilation clearly shows. (Fortunately, the shame of ruining the scene has been replaced by video viralbility.)
2. Croissant Man
Pity the breakfast pastry, for its existential ennui is too much for this world. In this short courtesy of the NY Television Festival, our favorite light and flakey morning pal waxes melodramatically to his therapist and compatriots regarding the hopeless, Sartre-level gloom that hangs over every search for Life’s purpose. (Click here to see more great shorts from the NYTVF.)
3. That Time Ray Charles Beat Willie Nelson in Chess
For your guaranteed smile of the day, here’s the tale of a game of chess between crooners Ray Charles and Willie Nelson. Turns out ol’ Ray was a bona fide chess master on par with Bobby Fischer — or maybe he was just good at evening the field by making them play in the dark. As Willie puts it, “He kicked my ass three games in a row!”
4. Why Jump Scares Suck
Ever since primitive man leapt out of a bush to scare his friend, jump scares have been employed as a cheap and easy way to jolt your audience. As YouTuber Jack Nugent explains in the latest Now You See It video, it’s far more difficult to instill a growing sense of dread and suspense than just simply having a cat screech across the foreground of a dimly lit basement.
5. Best Supporting Weirdo
“Here’s to the crazy ones,” Steve Jobs famously said, paying homage to the oddballs and misfits who stand out from the pack and, more often than not, define their surroundings. In this rapid-fire supercut, some of our favorite nutjobs (like Beetlejuice, Cameron Frye and Death) are paid homage for keeping pop culture protagonists on edge and the audience entertained.