Will Darth Vader be resurrected for “Star Wars: Episode VII”?


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Of all the characters who have been introduced in the “Star Wars” universe, Darth Vader has got to be the most iconic. But considering his death at the end of “Return of the Jedi,” it doesn’t seem likely that his black helmet will be returning in the upcoming “Star Wars: Episode VII.”

Well, not so fast. A new rumor is claiming that the man once known as Anakin Skywalker could be resurrected for the new movie. According to a “film mole” who talked to British tabloid Express, Darth Vader could be brought back in some capacity in the forthcoming “Episode VII.”

“He’s an integral part of the franchise. Replacing him is virtually impossible. The plan is for him to return and play a significant role in the new films,” the source said. “This is science fiction remember. Darth Vader will rise from the ashes.”

Considering the plan is to bring back older versions of Luke, Han and Leia in the new movie (yes, that means it will likely star Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford), we aren’t putting anything past Disney. But Darth Vader returning? Really? Unless a new version of the character has risen to glory in the time between the end of “Return of the Jedi” and beginning of whatever “Episode VII” ends up being called, we doubt that will happen.

But that doesn’t mean we don’t think there will be a return of the man beneath the mask. Anakin followed the likes of Yoda, Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn as he lived on in spirit form, so why not bring that concept back (yes, we begrudgingly realize that means bringing back Hayden Christensen as well) and just have him hanging around and offering his words of wisdom to young padawans?

Of course, we all know the real reason Disney would want to bring back Vader: Money. But if Darth Maul could sell action figures, couldn’t a new villain? We’d say let the past stay dead and don’t ruin our childhoods (again).

Would you want Darth Vader to come back in “Star Wars: Episode VII”? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.


Balls to the Wall

Meet a Dysfunctional Dodgeball Team on Ball or Nothing

Catch new Comedy Crib episodes every Tuesday.

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In the first episode of Comedy Crib‘s Ball or Nothing, Chloe just wants to hit her ex in the face — with a dodgeball. Since her ex really, really deserves such a fate, her teammates are more than happy to have her back on this one.

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The new series will take you onto the sidelines of an adult dodgeball team, revealing that like on Benders, sometimes real life happens on the sidelines. The show is written and created by Megan Rosati of the hit comedic web series 52 Ways to Break Up and features actress Brea Grant (Heroes, Real Housewives of Horror) as the very intense teammate Chloe.

Also on Comedy Crib this week, the latest episode of Does Dave Know We’re Here? shows how a group of friends kill time in the car while waiting for their pal Dave. If you’ve ever wanted to get into the tuxedo shirt business, this episode is for you.

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Award Winners

Fred Armisen and Bill Hader to Receive American Ingenuity Award

Smithsonian Magazine honors Documentary Now!

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During its inspirational 50th season, Documentary Now! earned our undying love and support. Now it’s earning awards, too. The show’s creators and stars, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen, have won Smithsonian Magazine‘s American Ingenuity Award for the Performing Arts this year. Senator Al Franken will present the duo with the award in a ceremony on Thursday, Nov. 12th. No word on whether Blue Jean Committee will perform.

In addition to the award, Bill and Fred received another honor—the chance to get their mugs on the cover of Smithsonian Magazine‘s December issue. Looking good, guys. And for more Documentary Now!, check out the archives, music and full episodes.

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See What Ghostbusters Would Look Like As an ’80s Sitcom

See what happens when Ghostbusters meets Charles in Charge.

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Have you ever wondered what Ghostbusters would be like if it was a little more like Bosom Buddies? Check out our video that reimagines the Ivan Reitman comedy classic as a 1980s sitcom straight out of the Who’s the Boss? and Growing Pains playbook. Ghostbusters with a peppy ’80s theme song is guaranteed to make you feel good.

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Cooking With Gigi

5 Ways to Prepare For Tonight’s Gigi Does It and Become a Culinary Expert

Get in the kitchen with Gigi Mondays at 10:30P on IFC.

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It’s Monday, so you know what that means: Break out the turquoise eye shadow and bedazzled sweater! Tonight’s all new Gigi Does It at 10:30P ET/PT will keep you charged for the rest of the week. But before you forge headlong into septuagenarian hilarity, here are five ways to get ready for tonight’s episode.

1. Brush up on your culinary skills.

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According to Gigi, every dish should be prepared with a lotta love and a little bit of lust. But be sure to keep the ecstasy to a minimum and all bodily fluids outside the pot.

2. Experience the Great White North’s signature dish.

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French fries, cheese curds and gravy — poutine is a delicacy that isn’t for everyone. Love it or hate it, you should have at least a few bites if you want to be considered a true Canadian.

3. Whip up some “special” cookies.

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Competition is fierce when Gigi and her friends vie for the affections of eligible bachelor Melvin. Cookies are always a good idea to win someone’s heart — particularly if they’re baked with love and a little “extra” ingredient.

4. Watch the video Facebook doesn’t want you to see.

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Deemed “Too Hot for Facebook,” this montage of Gigi-isms removes the bleeps and blurs for a raw, NSFW look at the foul-mouthed granny in action.

5. Crack open Gigi’s book.

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Like most seniors, Gigi knows how little appreciation grandparents receive from their grandkids. Which is why the saucy old broad penned a children’s book reminding today’s youth to call their dear grandmothers. Give it a read here.

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