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Top 25 “Oh Shit!” Moments in Horror Movies (with video)

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Here are the jump scares, third-act revelations and just plain crazy moments in horror that made us exclaim “Oh shit!” (or perhaps something even a little bit stronger). Brace yourselves!


25. Alien chest burst in “Alien” (1979)

How great would it be to go back to a time before the world was intimately familiar with the “chest-bursting” of the “Alien” movies and see poor John Hurt ruin everyone’s dinner for the very first time? How amazing it must’ve been to be sitting in a movie theater on opening night of Ridley Scott’s now-classic sci-fi horror film and see this scene with a crowd that had absolutely no idea what was coming. Due to all of the “Alien” sequels (and the unfortunate “Alien vs. Predator” spin-offs), we now barely even flinch when a “chest-bursting” happens, but back in the summer of 1979, audiences were as speechless as the cast.


24. “I know who I am!” in “Angel Heart” (1986)

Sure, you knew that Robert De Niro was the devil the whole time, with or without Mickey Rourke’s groan-inducing “Lou Cypher. Lucifer” line. But what you probably didn’t know was that Johnny Favorite, the long-lost musician who owes his soul to Satan, and Harry Angel, the seedy private investigator hired by the Prince of Darkness himself to track Johnny down, were the same person. This final revelation forced a considerable re-evaluation of all the film’s previous events – and certainly made that crazy sex scene with Lisa Bonet even more gross and a lot less hot.


23. Ending of “The Blair Witch Project” (1999)

What is this house? Who lives in it? Why won’t Michael respond to Heather’s cries shortly after disappearing from her view? Oh my god – why is Michael facing the wall … kind of in the way described in that earlier story we heard? Oh my god, why did Heather fall down? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? So much for sleeping a wink during the second half the summer of ’99 … and, for some, beyond.


22. Sink kill in “The Blob” (1988)

“What is this?” It’s the Blob, you fool! The underrated 1988 remake of the ’50s B-movie creature feature had the benefit of being a product of the go-for-broke ’80s, a decade in which horror filmmakers didn’t let limited resources (no CGI yet) keep them from exploring the most over-the-top indulgences of their twisted imaginations. Because of “The Blob,” we all know that the best thing to do if a sink is clogged is to walk away … to the next town. Bonus bit: Kevin Dillon exclaiming “Don’t touch him!” upon witnessing the poor dude getting sucked down the drain. Don’t worry, fella – we won’t.


21. Basketball kill in “Deadly Friend” (1986)

Anne Ramsey’s gig in-between “The Goonies” (1985) and “Throw Momma From the Train” (1987) was Wes Craven’s hey-why-not B-movie that feels like one big decompression from the fact that his “Nightmare on Elm Street” has become a series dictated by box office success and not by his own creative control. “Deadly Friend” stars Kristy Swanson as the murdered girl next door brought back to life by via a computer brain that used to be inside a robot dog (yeah). Zombie robot girls can do lots of cool things, like throw basketballs really, really hard at people’s heads.

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Stomach Bugs and Prom Dates

E.Coli High is in your gut and on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Brothers-in-law Kevin Barker and Ben Miller have just made the mother of all Comedy Crib series, in the sense that their Comedy Crib series is a big deal and features a hot mom. Animated, funny, and full of horrible bacteria, the series juxtaposes timeless teen dilemmas and gut-busting GI infections to create a bite-sized narrative that’s both sketchy and captivating. The two sat down, possibly in the same house, to answer some questions for us about the series. Let’s dig in….

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IFC: How would you describe E.Coli High to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

BEN: Hi ummm uhh hi ok well its like umm (gets really nervous and blows it)…

KB: It’s like the Super Bowl meets the Oscars.

IFC: How would you describe E.Coli High to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

BEN: Oh wow, she’s really cute isn’t she? I’d definitely blow that too.

KB: It’s a cartoon that is happening inside your stomach RIGHT NOW, that’s why you feel like you need to throw up.

IFC: What was the genesis of E.Coli High?

KB: I had the idea for years, and when Ben (my brother-in-law, who is a special needs teacher in Philly) began drawing hilarious comics, I recruited him to design characters, animate the series, and do some writing. I’m glad I did, because Ben rules!

BEN: Kevin told me about it in a park and I was like yeah that’s a pretty good idea, but I was just being nice. I thought it was dumb at the time.

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IFC: What makes going to proms and dating moms such timeless and oddly-relatable subject matter?

BEN: Since the dawn of time everyone has had at least one friend with a hot mom. It is physically impossible to not at least make a comment about that hot mom.

KB: Who among us hasn’t dated their friend’s mom and levitated tables at a prom?

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

BEN: There’s a lot of content now. I don’t think anyone will even notice, but it’d be cool if they did.

KB: A show about talking food poisoning bacteria is basically the same as just watching the news these days TBH.

Watch E.Coli High below and discover more NYTVF selections from years past on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Hacked In

Funny or Die Is Taking Over

FOD TV comes to IFC every Saturday night.

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We’ve been fans of Funny or Die since we first met The Landlord. That enduring love makes it more than logical, then, that IFC is totally cool with FOD hijacking the airwaves every Saturday night. Yes, that’s happening.

The appropriately titled FOD TV looks like something pulled from public access television in the nineties. Like lo-fi broken-antenna reception and warped VHS tapes. Equal parts WTF and UHF.

Get ready for characters including The Shirtless Painter, Long-Haired Businessmen, and Pigeon Man. They’re aptly named, but for a better sense of what’s in store, here’s a taste of ASMR with Kelly Whispers:

Watch FOD TV every Saturday night during IFC’s regularly scheduled movies.

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See More Evil

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is on Hulu.

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Okay, so you missed the entire first season of Stan Against Evil. There’s no shame in that, per se. But here’s the thing: Season 2 is just around the corner and you don’t want to lag behind. After all, Season 1 had some critical character development, not to mention countless plot twists, and a breathless finale cliffhanger that’s been begging for resolution since last fall. It also had this:

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The good news is that you can catch up right now on Hulu. Phew. But if you aren’t streaming yet, here’s a basic primer…

Willards Mill Is Evil

Stan spent his whole career as sheriff oblivious to the fact that his town has a nasty curse. Mostly because his recently-deceased wife was secretly killing demons and keeping Stan alive.

Demons Really Want To Kill Stan

The curse on Willards Mill stipulates that damned souls must hunt and kill each and every town sheriff, or “constable.” Oh, and these demons are shockingly creative.

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They Also Want To Kill Evie

Why? Because Evie’s a sheriff too, and the curse on Willard’s Mill doesn’t have a “one at a time” clause. Bummer, Evie.

Stan and Evie Must Work Together

Beating the curse will take two, baby, but that’s easier said than done because Stan doesn’t always seem to give a damn. Damn!

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Beware of Goats

It goes without saying for anyone who’s seen the show: If you know that ancient evil wants to kill you, be wary of anything that has cloven feet.

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Season 2 Is Lurking

Scary new things are slouching towards Willards Mill. An impending darkness descending on Stan, Evie and their cohort – eviler evil, more demony demons, and whatnot. And if Stan wants to survive, he’ll have to get even Stanlier.

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is now streaming right now on Hulu.

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