Adapt This: “Netherworld” takes Parker to Purgatory


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With Hollywood turning more of its attention to the world of graphic novels for inspiration, I’ll cast the spotlight on a cool comic book each week that has the potential to pack a theater or keep you glued to your television screens. At the end of some “Adapt This” columns, you’ll also find thoughts from various comic creators and other industry experts about the books they’d like to see make the jump from page to screen.

This Week’s Book: Netherworld by Bryan Edward Hill (w), Rob Levin (w), and Tony Shasteen (a) – Top Cow & Heroes and Villains Entertainment

The Premise: Ray Parker is a former cop turned junkie turned bounty hunter, prowling the streets of a city that lies somewhere between heaven and hell. When he’s asked to locate a beautiful young girl, he finds himself thrust into the middle of a war for the city’s souls, pressed into service by his own personal code and a quest for redemption he won’t admit he’s on.

The Pitch: This may be the second “Adapt This” column in a row to suggest a comic that blends a Richard Stark-style “Parker” crime story with a supernatural adventure steeped in blood and bullets, though it couldn’t be more different than its predecessor, Awakening. Published in 2011, Netherworld feels like a fast-paced action movie set in a dark, demon-infested version of Los Angeles. The story’s hero is a stubborn brute of an ex-cop named Ray Parker, and the similarities between the character and the iconic antihero of novels like The Hunter doesn’t end with the name. Rip the various big-screen versions of Parker out of films like “Payback” and “Point Blank” and put them up against an army of demons in a grimy, neon-filled city where the sun never seems to rise and you’ve got the gist of Netherworld.

What’s interesting about Netherworld as potential source material for a big-screen movie (or even a television series, for that matter) is that the adaptation could take many different forms — much like the “Parker” novels, in fact. It’s easy to see the potential for a big-budget, flashy, effects-driven adventure with a superhero-like protagonist battling his way through a gauntlet of demons a la the “Underworld” or “Blade” movies, but it’s just as easy to envision an adaptation that takes a low-fi, grittier approach to the story that prioritizes the crime-noir elements over the supernatural. Netherworld is a comic that offers a studio some options, and that can be a very good thing on both sides of the comic-movie divide.

While a solo movie with the hope for a franchise would certainly make the most sense for a Netherworld adaptation, there’s also some potential for a dark, moody television series that combines gothic horror, crime stories, and intense action sequences in episodic adventures. The first arc of the series might cover the first volume of the comic, and subsequent episodes could each follow a new “client” Parker takes on in a “Burn Notice”-style mission of the week format.

Casting Suggestions: In the collected first volume of Netherworld, the series’ writers indicate that Ray Parker is inspired by “Gladiator”-era Russell Crowe or Gerard Butler, and those seem like good options, though there are a few other actors that come to mind for the main character. Karl Urban could easily handle the mix of action, grit, and resolve necessary for Ray Parker in any version of a Netherworld adaptation, and the same goes for stern-faced leading men like Jeremy Renner and Mark Wahlberg, who could both offer a nice spin on the character. Thomas Jane could also make a great Ray Parker, and like some of the aforementioned actors, he’d certainly do a fine job grounding the character amid all of the supernatural elements in the story.

If an adaptation opts to go full-on action, someone like Dwayne Johnson or — to a lesser degree – Dominic Purcell could be a nice fit for the role. And at the risk of revealing my bias for a certain biker-themed television series, “Sons of Anarchy” actor Ryan Hurst combines the muscle and the pathos necessary for Ray Parker if a studio’s willing to gamble on a relatively untested actor.

Would “Netherworld” make a good movie or television series? If you think so, which type of adaptation would you like to see? Chime in below or on Facebook or Twitter.

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Hard Out

Comedy From The Closet

Janice and Jeffrey Available Now On IFC's Comedy Crib

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She’s been referred to as “the love child of Amy Sedaris and Tracy Ullman,” and he’s a self-described “Italian who knows how to cook a great spaghetti alla carbonara.” They’re Mollie Merkel and Matteo Lane, prolific indie comedians who blended their robust creative juices to bring us the new Comedy Crib series Janice and Jeffrey. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. Here’s a taste.


IFC: How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Mollie & Matteo: Janice and Jeffrey is about a married couple experiencing intimacy issues but who don’t have a clue it’s because they are gay. Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.  Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy.

IFC: What’s your origin story? How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together?

Mollie: We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago. It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. We sort of just fell in love with each other’s… ACT! Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special.

IFC: How would Janice describe Jeffrey?

Mollie: “He can paint, cook homemade Bolognese, and sing Opera. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. He doesn’t suffocate me with attention so our love has room to breath.”

IFC: How would Jeffrey describe Janice?

Matteo: “Like a Ford. Built to last.”

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Mollie & Matteo: Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire. Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet. No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. Having compassion but providing the desperate relief of laughter…This seemed like the healthiest, best way to “fight” the gay rights “fight”.

IFC: Hummus is hilarious. Why is it so funny?

Mollie: It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. I started to see it in a lot of lesbians’ refrigerators at a time. It’s like observing a lesbian in a comfortable shoe. It’s a language we speak. Pass the Hummus. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya?

See the whole season of Janice and Jeffrey right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Die Hard Dads

Inspiration For Die Hard Dads

Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long

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Yippee ki-yay, everybody! It’s time to celebrate the those most literal of mother-effers: dads!

And just in case the title of this post left anything to the imagination, IFC is giving dads balls-to-the-wall ’80s treatment with a glorious marathon of action trailblazer Die Hard.

There are so many things we could say about Die Hard. We could talk about how it was comedian Bruce Willis’s first foray into action flicks, or Alan Rickman’s big screen debut. But dads don’t give a sh!t about that stuff.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. So while you celebrate the fathers in your life, consider how John McClane would respond to these traditional “dad” moments…

Wedding Toasts

Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity.
Die Hard wedding

Using Public Restrooms

While nine out of ten dads would rather die than use a disgusting public bathroom, McClane isn’t bothered one bit. So long as he can fit a bloody foot in the sink, he’s G2G.
Die Hard restroom

Awkward Dancing

Because every dad needs a signature move.
Die Hard dance

Writing Thank You Notes

It can be hard for dads to express gratitude. Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal.
Die Hard thank you

Valentine’s Day

How would John McClane say “I heart you” in a way that ain’t cliche? The image speaks for itself.
Die Hard valentines


The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list. But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? Nope. He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult.
Die Hard thank you

Last Minute Errands

John McClane knows when a fight isn’t worth fighting.
Die Hard errands

Sneaking Out Of The Office Early

What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads.
Die Hard office

Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Role model fodder abounds in the Die Hard marathon all Father’s Day long on IFC.

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Founding Farters

Know Your Nerd History

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC.

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That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities, musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion. It’s too easy to think that it’s always been this way. But the truth is we owe much to our nerd forebearers who toiled through the jock-filled ’80s so that we might take over the world.


Our humble beginnings are perhaps best captured in iconic ’80s romp Revenge of the Nerds. Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today.

To make sure you’re in the know about our very important cultural roots, here’s a quick download of the vengeful nerds without whom our shameful stereotypes might never have evolved.

Lewis Skolnick

The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism – even in the face of humiliating self-awareness – basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement.

Gilbert Lowe

OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. Think Aaron Burr to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. Who knows if Lewis could have kept up his optimism without Lowe’s Debbie-Downer outlook?

Arnold Poindexter

A music nerd who, after a soft start (inside joke, you’ll get it later), came out of his shell and let his passion lead instead of his anxiety. If you played an instrument (specifically, electric violin), and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.


A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. If you don’t think he sounds like a classic nerd, you’re absolutely right. And that’s the whole point. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association.

Lamar Latrell

Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer. In other words, a total groundbreaker. He proved to the world that nerds don’t have a single mold, but are simply outcasts waiting for their moment.


Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he (in a sequel) leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds.

Well, there they are. Never forget that we stand on their shoulders.

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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