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Keanu Reeves talks “Bill & Ted 3″ plot details

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Hot off the news that “Bill & Ted 3″ has found its director in the form of “Galaxy Quest’s” Dean Parisot, Keanu Reeves has given us a bit of a tease of what we can expect in the new movie.

In an interview with GQ, Reeves set up the plot of the long-anticipated sequel. Let’s just say the premise for the film sounds most excellent.

“One of the plot points is that these two people have been crushed by the responsibility of having to write the greatest song ever written and to change the world. And they haven’t done it. So everybody is kind of like: ‘Where is the song?'” Reeves said. “The guys have just drifted off into esoterica and lost their rock.”

He continued, “We go on this expedition, go into the future to find out if we wrote the song, and one future ‘us’ refuses to tell us, and another future ‘us’ blames us for their lives because we didn’t write the song, so they’re living this terrible life. In one version we’re in jail; in another we’re at some kind of highway motel and they hate us.”

Reeves, who is approaching 50 but looks as young as he ever has, was also asked how it felt to “imagine those characters middle-aged.”

“I don’t know,” he answered bluntly. “It’s one thing to think about it, but to perform it…”

The real question is whether he and Alex Winter will be playing themselves as present day Bill and Ted or as future Bill and Ted. We aren’t quite sure which will require more make-up, though we wouldn’t mind seeing Reeves with a beer belly as the older version of his character.

Both Reeves and Winter are back on board to star in the threequel. “Bill & Ted” creators Ed Solomon and Chris Matheson have finished the script for the project, which “would address where Mssrs. Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq. are in their lives today as opposed to being a reboot or remake.” No word yet on when “Bill & Ted 3″ will begin filming, but it’s probably still a year or two out.

What do you think of the premise for “Bill & Ted 3″? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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The 10 Most Metal Pop Culture Cameos

Glenn Danzig drops by Portlandia tonight at 10P on IFC.

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Glenn Danzig rocks harder than granite. In his 60 years, he’s mastered punk with The Misfits, slayed metal with the eponymous Danzig, and generally melted faces with the force of his voice. And thanks to Fred and Carrie, he’s now stopping by tonight’s brand new Portlandia so we can finally get to see what “Evil Elvis” is like when he hits the beach. To celebrate his appearance, we put together our favorite metal moments from pop culture, from the sublime to the absurd.

10. Cannibal Corpse meets Ace Ventura

Back in the ’90s,  Cannibal Corpse was just a small time band from Upstate New York, plying their death metal wares wherever they could find a crowd, when a call from Jim Carry transformed their lives. Turns out the actor was a fan, and wanted them for a cameo in his new movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The band had a European tour coming up, and were wary of being made fun of, so they turned it down. Thankfully, the rubber-faced In Living Color vet wouldn’t take no for an answer, proving that you don’t need to have a lot of fans, just the right ones.


9. AC/DC in Private Parts

Howard Stern’s autobiographical film, based on his book of the same name, followed his rise in the world of radio and pop culture. For a man surrounded by naked ladies and adoring fans, it’s hard to track the exact moment he made it. But rocking out with AC/DC in the middle of Central Park, as throngs of fans clamor to get a piece of you, seems like it comes pretty close. You can actually see Stern go from hit host to radio god in this clip, as “You Shook Me All Night Long” blasts in the background.


8. Judas Priest meets The Simpsons

When you want to blast a bunch of peace-loving hippies out on their asses, you’re going to need some death metal. At least, that’s what the folks at The Simpsons thought when they set up this cameo from the metal gods. Unfortunately, thanks to a hearty online backlash, the writers of the classic series were soon informed that Judas Priest, while many things, are not in fact “death metal.” This led to the most Simpson-esque apology ever. Rock on, Bartman. Rock on.


7. Anthrax on Married…With Children

What do you get when Married…with Children spoofs My Dinner With Andre, substituting the erudite playwrights for a band so metal they piss rust? Well, for starters, a lot of headbanging, property destruction and blown eardrums. And much like everything else in life, Al seems to have missed the fun.


6. Motorhead rocks out on The Young Ones

The Young Ones didn’t just premiere on BBC2 in 1982 — it kicked the doors down to a new way of doing comedy. A full-on assault on the staid state of sitcoms, the show brought a punk rock vibe to the tired format, and in the process helped jumpstart a comedy revolution. For instance, where an old sitcom would just cut from one scene to the next, The Young Ones choose to have Lemmy and his crew deliver a raw version of “Ace of Spades.” The general attitude seemed to be, you don’t like this? Well, then F— you!


5. Red and Kitty Meet Kiss on That ’70s Show

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Long before they were banished to playing arena football games, Kiss was the hottest ticket in rock. The gang from That ’70s Show got to live out every ’70s teen’s dream when they were set loose backstage at a Kiss concert, taking full advantage of groupies, ganja and hard rock.


4. Ronnie James Dio in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (NSFW, people!)

What does a young boy do when he was born to rock, and the world won’t let him? What tight compadre does he pray to for guidance and some sweet licks? If you’re a young Jables, half of “the world’s most awesome band,” you bow your head to Ronnie James Dio, aka the guy who freaking taught the world how to do the “Metal Horns.” Never before has a rock god been so literal than in this clip that turns it up to eleven.


3. Ozzy Osbourne in Trick or Treat

It’s hard to tell if Ozzy was trying his hardest here, or just didn’t give a flying f–k. What is clear is that, either way, it doesn’t really matter. Ozzy’s approach to acting seems to lean more heavily on Jack Daniels than sense memory, and yet seeing the slurry English rocker play a sex-obsessed televangelist is so ridiculous, he gets a free pass. Taking part in the cult horror Trick or Treat, Ozzy proves that he makes things better just by showing up. Because that’s exactly what he did here. Showed up. And it rocks.


2. Glenn Danzig on Portlandia

Danzig seems to be coming out of a self imposed exile these days. He just signed with a record company, and his appearance on Portlandia is reminding everyone how kick ass he truly is. Who else but “The Other Man in Black” could help Portland’s resident goths figure out what to wear to the beach? Carrie Brownstein called Danzig “amazing,” and he called Fred “a genius,” so this was a rare love fest for the progenitor of horror punk.


1. Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World

It’s surprising, sure, but for a scene that contains no music whatsoever, it’s probably the most famous metal moment in the history of film. When Alice Cooper informed Wayne and Garth that Milwaukee is actually pronounced “Milly-way-kay” back in 1992, he created one of the most famous scenes in comedy history. What’s more metal than that? Much like Wayne and Garth, we truly are not worthy.

“Bill & Ted 3″ gains “Galaxy Quest” director, Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter attached to star

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Not only are Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter reportedly attached to star in the new “Bill & Ted” movie, but its finally found itself a director.

Vulture has learned that “Bill & Ted” creators Ed Solomon and Chris Matheson have tapped “Galaxy Quest” director Dean Parisot to helm the project. That’s not the best news for those of you out there hoping we’d get “Bill & Ted 3″ within the next few years, as he first has to follow through on his directing commitment to “Red 2.” That movie is slated to begin filming next spring.

But at least we’re going to actually get “Bill & Ted 3.” The script was greenlit back in March, but we haven’t heard much about the project since. At the time, Reeves had said, “We have a script. We’re trying to put it together. It’s a good script, too.”

Based on what Vulture reports, the new movie will be based on an idea conceived by Solomon and Matheson that “would address where Mssrs. Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq. are in their lives today as opposed to being a reboot or remake.” The plan is to make it a comedy around the size of “Hot Tub Time Machine.”

MGM currently has the rights to “Bill & Ted,” so it’s unclear where the movie will finally end up. Vulture reports that the project is being shopped to other studios for co-financing. Hopefully that issue doesn’t end up being a major drawback in the long run.

Are you glad that Winter and Reeves are attached to star in this sequel? Do you think that Parisot is a good pick for a director? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

Season 6 Episode 2: Going Grey

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Stream IFC Shows and Share Portlandia Emojis With New Apps For Android and iPhone

Watch a free full episode of Portlandia right now on the IFC app before the season six premiere on January 21st at 10P.

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Good news, IFC fans! You no longer have to drag your TV along with you on long commutes, to the gym, or anywhere else you want to watch our shows and Comedy Crib clips. With the IFC app, you can now stream Portlandia, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Todd Margaret, and other IFC programming directly to your Android or iOS device. There’s free full-length episodes, original web series, movies and show clips included with the app, plus even more if you have a cable subscription. You can nab the Android version here and the iOS version here.

But if that’s not enough for the diehard Portlandia fan, there’s also the Portlandia emoji keyboard — a virtual keyboard for Android or iOS devices containing a slew of show-themed emojis of Fred and Carrie’s characters, as well as recognizable items like a cacao bar and a certain messenger’s bike. Android users can grab it here, and iOS users can go here.

Want more, you say? How about a free full episode from Portlandia season six! Check in with Fred and Carrie before the sixth season premieres on January 21st at 10/9c right here on IFC.com or on the IFC app. As the kids say these days, one taste of Portlandia season six will have you like:

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