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Producer Frank Marshall on the “Bourne” franchise and where it goes from here

Jeremy Renner in The Bourne Legacy

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First there was Jason Bourne — and Treadstone — but it didn’t stop there. Even within the original Matt Damon series, there were other operatives, other programs. Castel, who came to the Parisian apartment and jumped out of the window when his mission to kill Bourne failed. The Professor, memorably played by Clive Owen, whose stakeout of a country home ends with his own death. Manheim, who kills Conklin. Jarda, who tells Bourne that Treadstone’s been shut down and then fights him anyway. Paz, who kills a journalist at Waterloo station, despite Bourne’s best efforts to protect him, and later decides not to kill Bourne when he repeats the Professor’s dying words. Desh, sent to kill Neal Daniels, and then Nicky Parsons, after she got him to deviate from his course. Even without “The Bourne Legacy,” it’s clear Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg. “We’re creating a legacy, we’re creating a world,” said Frank Marshall, who has produced each of the films in the series so far.

The main operative introduced in “Legacy” is Aaron Cross (played by Jeremy Renner), an agent with a new program, called Outcome, which is in just as much danger as Blackbriar is of being shut down when the events of the last film catch up to this one. “Once Treadstone or Blackbriar is blown, it’s a federal investigation,” Marshall said. “So they’re trying to discredit Pamela Landy, because she sent the papers in the last movie to the New York Times.”

As they shut down the programs, they start to kill the agents involved (and you thought the layoffs at your workplace where harsh!). “It might be in the job description,” Marshall joked. “You better read your contract. Who knows what we all agree to?” Through the course of this, we learn about the range of other programs, such as Emerald Lake (one of the earliest incarnations of Treadstone) and LARX (which is described as Treadstone without the empathy, or “inconsistencies.”)

“When you go down the table [with the program files],” Marshall said, “there’s a bunch, and they’re all doing something different, and with different agencies. The CIA was doing Treadstone and Blackbriar, but they didn’t handle those too well, so now some of the programs are outsourced, privatized, and that’s why a pharmaceutical company is involved.”

In order to create elite operatives, some chemical engineering was at play. Ed Norton’s character, Eric Byer, is revealed to be the mastermind of all these programs, which he calls “morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.” “He is the ultimate puppeteer,” Marshall said, “and we never had that character before, so that promises a richer area to look at in the future.”

If “The Bourne Legacy” takes off, Marshall said they hope to continue to explore the wider world of the programs, which could include the connections between Eric Byer, Aaron Cross, and perhaps even Jason Bourne as well. Whether or not Damon would return to the franchise depends on the script, Marshall said, noting that until there’s another script, no decision will be made about who would direct the next one. (Damon has made his preference for Paul Greengrass well known).

At what point would the series cease to have Bourne in the title, if Jason Bourne doesn’t make any future appearances? Joking that they could call the next one “Bourne Free,” Marshall admitted, “We don’t know at this point if we’ll continue to focus on [Jason Bourne or Aaron Cross], or just get this world right so we can go in any direction. All possibilities are open.”

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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