10 reasons to love Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd in Wanderlust

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On the surface, Paul Rudd is not fair. A man should not be allowed to be that handsome and that funny at the same time – it ruins the grading curve for the rest of us. One or the other, Rudd, pick a side, we’re at war. Wait, that’s not my line. Anyway, dudes should be seething with jealousy about Rudd’s success, but it’s really hard to do that. The man’s so damn lovable. Why is that, exactly? Well, let’s run down ten reasons why Rudd is comedy gold.

1. “Wanderlust” (2012)

More specifically, Paul Rudd talking to himself in the mirror and trying to psych himself up to engage in some wife-approved infidelity when he’s quietly freaking out about his entire life being swallowed up by a hippie commune. He’s good-looking enough to be an acceptable leading man for Jennifer Aniston (he’s done it twice now – both times playing a guy named George, although he was a gay love interest in The Object of My Affection), but he’s goofy enough to make a great everyman, too. Plus, there’s the fact that half the funny bits in this red-band trailer for the movie aren’t in the theatrical release – but director David Wain has promised there’s a director’s cut that’s wildly different and likely ten times funnier. Which means Rudd’s mirror conversation is probably crazier.

2. “Wet Hot American Summer” (2001)

Rudd is so likable, we even like him as a douchebag. In Wain’s ridiculously brilliant satire of summer camp and all ‘80s movies about summer camp, Rudd plays Andy, an absolutely obnoxious, self-centered and ruthless jerkwad lifeguard who cheats on his girlfriend and whose cooler-than-thou attitude is hilarious in its stupidity. Not to mention all the kids who apparently drown on his watch. Few movies allow themselves to be this mean to children, but Rudd’s game for it, and everyone needs to see this movie.

3. “Anchorman” (2004)

“They call me the Bri-man. I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westphal, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.” – Brian Fantana, Field Reporter for the Channel 4 News Team. Of course, 60% of the time, it works every time, but 40% of the time, you smell like Bigfoot’s dick.

4. “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005)

Rudd’s just playing your average joe in Judd Apatow’s breakthrough comedy hit with all the ‘you know how I know you’re gay’ malarkey, but it’s the undercurrent of deep-rooted psychoses that splashes all over him when he meets Mindy Kaling, the ex-girlfriend he’s been pseudo-stalking, at the speed-dating event and his heartbroken obsession swallows him up that makes us love how nuts this guy is. He’s just this dude you know who gets way too into the girls he dates, and you’ve got to teach him how to chill. He’s pretty, but he ain’t perfect. But he knows you’re gay.

5. “The Ten” (2007)

More David Wain action, this one a compilation of short stories based on each of the Ten Commandments, with Rudd serving initially as the host and narrator for the interstitials, before we suddenly lose all pretense of that and just watch his life fall apart as he’s torn between his wife Famke Janssen and the allure of the young nubile Jessica Alba. A brilliant and crazy comedy that makes us realize we love Paul Rudd even when he’s being an adulterer. That’s charm writ large.

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Everything You Need To Know About “Mr. Runner Up” Inspiration Robert Evans

Watch the two-part finale of Documentary Now! this Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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In its upcoming two-part finale, Documentary Now! spoofs the crown jewel of docs: The Kid Stays In The Picture. It’s the autobiographical documentary about Robert Evans, the unlikely Hollywood mogul whose mix of self-aggrandizing bravado, classic good looks and extremely circumstantial good luck took him from being a salesman to an actor to the head of Paramount Pictures.

If you’ve never seen the film, it’s totally worth it. Rotten Tomatoes agrees, with a staggeringly-high approval rating. Watch it before, or watch it after — doesn’t matter. You’ll appreciate it whenever.

In the meantime, here’s a bit of background that will come in handy…

Robert Loves Robert

Robert Evans desk

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Robert Evans is the ultimate Robert Evans fan. The movie was narrated by Robert Evans and based on his memoir of the same name. It is totally unbiased.

He’s Kind Of A Big Deal

Robert Evans, Chinatown
Paramount Pictures

Evans produced some of Hollywood’s true classics: Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby, The Godfather, Love Story…the list goes on. Totally legit and amazing movies.

He’s Also Kind Of A Joke

Wag The Dog
New Line Cinema

Evans has been parodied in TV shows and movies like Entourage and Wag The Dog. He is the quintessential “producer” you already have in your head.

So Wrong He’s Right

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20th Century Film Corp

Robert Evans is a notorious narcissist whose love of self is so blind and sincere that it’s actually adorable.

There’s Something Missing

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Entire sections of Robert Evans’ life are left out of the documentary. Maybe it’s because of timing. Maybe it’s because real life isn’t a tidy narrative. Who knows.

He Blew It

Spider coke

Evans had a pretty spectacular fall from grace. He was convicted of cocaine trafficking in the early 80’s, and was connected to a contract killing during the production of The Cotton Club. Oops.

Losing Is For Losers

Everett Collection
Everett Collection

In the Robert Evans mythology, all tragedies are just triumphs in disguise, and every story has a happy ending…for Robert Evans.

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With these simple facts in hand you are now prepared to thoroughly enjoy the two-part finale of Documentary Now! starting this Wednesday at 10/9c on IFC.

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Anthony Michael Hall’s Most Rotten Movies

Catch Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science on Friday at 8P on IFC.

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Anthony Michael Hall was the quintessential ’80s nerd. We love him in classics like The Breakfast Club and National Lampoon’s Vacation. But even the brainiest among us has his weak spots. In honor of Weird Science airing this Rotten Friday, we analyze Hall’s worst movies.

Weird Science (1985) 56%

A low point for John Hughes, Weird Science is way too wacky for its own good. Anthony Michael Hall’s Gary and his pal Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith) create the “perfect woman.” Supernatural chaos ensues. The film costars a young Bill Paxton, floppy disks, and a general disconnect from all reality.

The Caveman’s Valentine (2001) 46%

This ambitious drama starring Samuel L. Jackson couldn’t live up to its rich premise. Jackson plays Romulus, a Juilliard-educated, paranoid schizophrenic who lives in a cave. Hall co-stars as Bob, a rich man, who wants to see Romulus play the piano. The plot centers around Romulus investigating a murder, but with so much going on, the movie never quite finds its rhythm.

All About the Benjamins (2002) 30%

Ice Cube plays a bounty hunter who teams up with Mike Epps’ con man to catch diamond thieves. Hall plays Lil J, a small-time drug dealer. It’s definitely a role we’ve never seen Hall in, but overall the movie isn’t funny or original enough to justify its violence.

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 11%

This showcase for Tom Green’s goofy gross-out comedy is often hailed as one of the worst films of all time. Green plays Gord, a 20-something slacker, who dreams of having his own animated series. Hall is Dave Davidson, a CEO of an animation studio who eventually helps Gord find success. Too bad Tom Green wasn’t so lucky.

Johnny Be Good (1988) 0%

Hall plays against type as Johnny Walker, a star quarterback. Robert Downey Jr. is his best friend and Uma Thurman plays his devoted girlfriend. Despite the support of a future A-list cast, the movie lacks central conflict and charm. Or, as TV Guide put it, “Johnny be worthless.” Ouch.

Catch the “Too Rotten to Miss” Weird Science this Friday at 8P on IFC.

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Portlandia Season 6 Now Available On DVD

The perfect addition to your locally-sourced, artisanal DVD collection.

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End of summer got you feeling like:

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Ease into fall with Portlandia‘s sixth season. Relive the latest exploits of Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein’s cast of characters, including Doug and Claire’s poignant breakup, Lance’s foray into intellectual society, and the terrifying rampage of a tsukemen Noodle Monster! Plus, guest stars The Flaming Lips, Glenn Danzig, Louis C.K., Kevin Corrigan, Zoë Kravitz, and more stop by to experience what Portlandia is all about.

Pick up a copy of the DVD today, or watch full episodes and series extras now on IFC.com and the IFC app.

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