It’s mid-May which means that the outdoor bars aren’t open yet and the summer concert series haven’t started and there’s no reason to go outside. So stay inside.
Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:
Ridley Scott + Orlando Bloom + Liam Neeson + Jeremy Irons + Edward Norton + The Crusades = “Kingdom of Heaven.” It starts at 8:30 p.m. ET.
While the First Rule of “Fight Club” is don’t talk about “Fight Club” and the Second Rule of “Fight Club” is don’t talk about “Fight Club,” we can’t help but tell you that “Fight Club” is playing tonight at 8 p.m. ET.
After James Van Der Beek was in “Dawson’s Creek” and before James Van Der Beek was in “Don’t Trust the B- in Apartment 23” he starred in “The Rules of Attraction”. It also stars Ian Somerhalder from after he was in “Lost” and before he was in “The Vampire Diaries.” It’s basically the missing link in a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and we’re showing it tonight at 10:30 p.m. ET.
“Training Day” is a movie so nice, we’re showing it twice at 8 and 10:30 p.m. ET. What? You’re going to complain about double doses of Denzel? We didn’t think so.
There’s nothing we would rather do on a Friday night than scare the pants off of you. This week Friday Night Frights start with “Alien 3” at 8/7c followed by “Saw II” at 10:30/9:30c and “Ginger Snaps” at 12:30/11:30c.
FACT: It’s physically impossible to have enough Boris Karloff in your life. 10 out of 10 doctors agree! To help you get your recommended daily allowance of Boris, we’re showing “Corridors of Blood” at 1:45 p.m. ET. We hear it’s shocking:
We would late in line for this: It’s an all-day “Portlandia” marathon! We’re showing episodes from season two of Fred Armisen’s and Carrie Brownstein’s sketch comedy show starting at noon and runs until 4 p.m. ET. No line cutters!