“The Avengers” movie toys arrive via special delivery from S.H.I.E.L.D.


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“And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat…”

So begins the introduction to The Avengers comics, and while the day that Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and the rest of the Avengers will unite on the big screen is still a few weeks off, the arrival of a special package from S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ (okay, Hasbro) in today’s mail made the waiting a little easier.

Here’s what showed up:

The package appears to be a test of sorts, too — as it required a heroic level of restraint not to rip it open a few seconds after it arrived. According to the warning label affixed to the box, it was only to be opened in the event of a “Global Emergency.”

Confession: I broke the seal approximately four minutes later.

Inside the box was another layer of “security” (four flaps with symbols for Captain America, Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man), but hey, I already ignored the whole “Global Emergency” warning, so why not go all the way?

To be honest, I’m not sure which of the “Avengers” movie toys I like the most. The revamped “Gamma Green Smash Fists” have a certain gritty appeal that says, “Hey, you can punch the next person who walks by your desk and it’s totally okay, because they’ll just laugh and tell you how excited they are for the ‘Avengers’ movie, too.” Meanwhile, the Captain America mask tells the world that in your heart, you’re just a World War II hero struggling to find your place in this crazy world.

Oh, and the “Iron Man Tri-Power Repulsor” offers a great way to moderate meetings with a Marvel flair. Someone takes the discussion off-topic? A well-aimed shot from the Repulsor will let them know you mean business.

Hasbro’s full line of “The Avengers” movie toys are on shelves now.

(Note: IFC does not endorse punching anyone with “Gamma Green Smash Fists” or firing Repulsor Blasts at your professional colleagues.)

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Millennial Wisdom

Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”

Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Crown Jules

Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”

But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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Draught Pick

Sam Adams “Keeps It Brockmire”

All New Brockmire airs Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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From baseball to beer, Jim Brockmire calls ’em like he sees ’em.


It’s no wonder at all, then, that Sam Adams would reach out to Brockmire to be their shockingly-honest (and inevitably short-term) new spokesperson. Unscripted and unrestrained, he’ll talk straight about Sam—and we’ll take his word. Check out this new testimonial for proof:

See more Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC, presented by Samuel Adams. Good f***** beer.

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