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The 25 most quotable “Anchorman” one-liners

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14. “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.” — Ron Burgundy

13. “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” — Ron Burgundy

12. “You look like a blueberry.” — Veronica Corningstone

11. “The human torch was denied a bank loan.” — Ron Burgundy

10. “It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.” — Champ Kind

9. “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” — Brick Tamland

8. “[I’ll] take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.” — Champ Kind

7. “It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.” — Ron Burgundy

6. “What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.” — Ron Burgundy

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Under Your Spell

10 Otherworldly Romances That’ll Melt Your Heart

Spend Valentine's Day weekend with IFC's Underworld movie marathon.

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Romance takes many forms, and that is especially true when you have a thirst for blood or laser beams coming out of your eyes.  It doesn’t matter if you’re a werewolf, a superhero, a clone, a time-traveler, or a vampire, love is the one thing that infects us all.  Read on to find out why Romeo and Juliet have nothing on these supernatural star-crossed lovers, and be sure to catch IFC’s Underworld movie marathon this Valentine’s Day weekend.

1. Cyclops/Jean Grey/Wolverine, X-Men series

The X-Men franchise is rife with romance, but the steamiest “ménage à mutant” may just be the one between Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), Cyclops (James Marsden), and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman). Their triangle is a complicated one as Jean finds herself torn between the two very different men while also trying to control her darker side, the Phoenix. This leads to Jean killing Cyclops and eventually getting stabbed through her heart by Wolverine in X-Men: The Last Stand. Yikes!  Maybe they should change the name to Ex-Men instead?


2. Willow/Tara, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Joss Whedon gave audiences some great romances on Buffy the Vampire Slayer — including the central triangle of Buffy, Angel, and Spike — but it was the love between witches Willow (Alyson Hannigan) and Tara (Amber Benson) that broke new ground for its sensitive and nuanced portrayal of a LGBT relationship.

Willow is smart and confident and isn’t even sure of her sexuality when she first meets Tara at college in a Wiccan campus group. As the two begin experimenting with spells, they realize they’re also falling for one another and become the show’s most enduring, happy couple. At least until Tara’s death in season six, a moment that still brings on the feels.


3. Selene/Michael, Underworld series

The Twilight gang pales in comparison (both literally and metaphorically) to the Lycans and Vampires of the stylish Underworld franchise. If you’re looking for an epic vampire/werewolf romance set amidst an epic vampire/werewolf war, Underworld handily delivers in the form of leather catsuited Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and shaggy blonde hunk Michael (a post-Felicity Scott Speedman). As they work together to stop the Vampire/Lycan war, they give into their passions while also kicking butt in skintight leather. Love at first bite indeed.


4. Spider-man/Mary Jane Watson, Spider-man

After rushing to the aid of beautiful girl-next-door Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst), the Amazing Spider-man is rewarded with an upside-down kiss that is still one of the most romantic moments in comic book movie history. For Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), the shy, lovable dork beneath the mask, his rain-soaked makeout session is the culmination of years of unrequited love and one very powerful spider bite. As the films progress, Peter tries pushing MJ away in an attempt to protect her from his enemies, but their web of love is just too powerful. And you know, with great power, comes great responsibility.


5. Molly/Sam, Ghost

When it comes to supernatural romance, you really can’t beat Molly and Sam from the 1990 hit film Ghost. Demi Moore goes crazy for Swayze like the rest of us, and the pair make pottery sexier than it’s ever been.

When Sam is murdered, he’s forced to communicate through con artist turned real psychic, Oda Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg in her Academy Award-winning role) to warn Molly she is still in danger from his co-worker, Carl (a pre-Scandal Tony Goldwyn). Molly doesn’t believe Oda is telling the truth, so Sam proves it by sliding a penny up the wall and then possessing Oda so he and Molly can share one last romantic dance together (but not the dirty kind). We’d pay a penny for a dance with Patrick Swayze ANY day.


6. Cosima/Delphine, Orphan Black

It stands to reason there would be at least one complicated romance on a show about clones, and none more complicated than the one between clone Cosima (Tatiana Maslany) and Dr. Delphine Cormier (Evelyne Brochu) on BBC America’s hit drama Orphan Black.

Cosima is a PhD student focusing on evolutionary developmental biology at the University of Minnesota when she meets Delphine, a research associate from the nefarious Dyad Institute, posing as a fellow immunology student. The two fall in love, but their happiness is brief once Dyad and the other members of Clone Club get involved. Here’s hoping Cosima finds love in season four of Orphan Black. Girlfriend could use a break.


7. Aragorn/Arwen, Lord of the Rings

On a picturesque bridge in Rivendell amidst some stellar mood-lighting and dreamy Elvish language with English subtitles for us non-Middle Earthlings, Arwen (Liv Tyler) and Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) bind their souls to one another, pledging to love each other no matter what befalls them.

Their courtship is a matter of contention with Arwen’s father, Elrond (Hugo Weaving), who doesn’t wish to see his daughter suffer over Aragorn’s future death. The two marry after the conclusion of the War of the Ring, with Aragorn assuming his throne as King of Gondor, and Arwen forgoing her immortality to become his Queen. Is it too much to assume they asked Frodo to be their wedding ring-bearer?


8. Lafayette/Jesus, True Blood

True Blood quickly became the go-to show for supernatural sex scenes featuring future Magic Mike strippers (Joe Manganiello) and pale Nordic men with washboard abs (Hi Alexander Skarsgård!), but honestly, there was a little something for everyone, including fan favorite Bon Temps medium, Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis).

In season three, Lafayette met his mother’s nurse, Jesus, and the two began a relationship. As they spend more time together and start doing V (short for Vampire Blood), they learn Jesus is descended from a long line of witches and that Lafayette himself has magical abilities. However, supernatural love is anything but simple, and after the pair join a coven, Lafayette becomes possessed by the dead spirit of its former leader. This relationship certainly puts a whole new spin on possessive love.


9. Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin, Harry Potter series

There are lots of sad characters in the Harry Potter series, but Remus Lupin ranks among the saddest. He was bitten by a werewolf as a child, his best friend was murdered and his other best friend was wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban for it, then THAT best friend was killed by a Death Eater at the Ministry of Magic as Remus looked on. So when Lupin unexpectedly found himself in love with badass Auror and Metamorphmagus Nymphadora Tonks (she prefers to be called by her surname ONLY, thank you very much), pretty much everyone, including Lupin himself, was both elated and cautiously hopeful about their romance and eventual marriage.

Sadly, the pair met a tragic ending when both were killed by Death Eaters during the Battle of Hogwarts, leaving their son, Teddy, orphaned much like his godfather Harry Potter. Accio hankies!


10. The Doctor/Rose Tyler, Doctor Who

Speaking of wolves, Rose “Bad Wolf” Tyler (Billie Piper) captured the Doctor’s hearts from the moment he told her to “Run!” in the very first episode of the re-booted Doctor Who series. Their affection for one another grew steadily deeper during their travels in the TARDIS, whether they were stuck in 1950s London, facing down pure evil in the Satan Pit, or battling Cybermen.

But their relationship took a tragic turn during the season two finale episode, “Doomsday,” when the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Rose found themselves separated in parallel universes with no way of being reunited (lest two universes collapse as a result of a paradox). A sobbing Rose told a holographic transmission of the Doctor she loved him, but before he could reply, the transmission cut out, leaving our beloved Time Lord (and most of the audience) with a tear-stained face and two broken hearts all alone in the TARDIS.

The “Casa de mi Padre” cast weighs in on Will Ferrell’s spanish-language skills

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We’ve seen Will Ferrell play everything from a human raised by elves to an ex-president, but this weekend’s premiere of “Casa de mi Padre” could feature the popular comedian in one of his most challenging roles to date: a Mexican rancher who doesn’t speak a word of English.

In the film, Ferrell plays Armando Alvarez, a man who must save his father’s ranch from a dangerous drug lord played by Gael Garcia Bernal. Offering both a clever homage and hilarious parody of classic telenovela dramas, “Casa de mi Padre” is filmed almost entirely in Spanish (with English subtitles), and nearly every member of the cast speaks the language fluently.

All except for Ferrell, that is.

“I had enough going in where I could read [Spanish] fairly well,” said Ferrell of his Spanish-language skills at the point when the cameras began rolling. “It wasn’t that I was learning it phonetically or anything like that, and I didn’t have to use a Marlon Brando-style earpiece or anything. [Laughs] I just got together with the translator and we’d go over lines nearly every day. We’d actually drive to the set together, drive home, and then start working on the next day’s lines.”

“It was complete immersion,” he said of his crash course in the language. “I started dreaming in Spanish.”

And apparently his hard work paid off, as his Spanish-speaking costars were quick to heap praise on Ferrell’s command of the language.

“He’s good… really good,” Bernal told IFC.

And if anyone should know, it’s Bernal — a native Spanish-speaker who has appeared in six Oscar-nominated films, including multiple nominations for Best Foreign-Language Film at both the Academy Awards and the Golden Globes. One of the most successful Mexican actors in Hollywood right now, Bernal lavished praise on Ferrell and his take on the dim-witted but honorable Armando Alvarez.

“When he found himself in trouble with a certain word, he would ask us questions, but he speaks really well, with a good, clear accent,” said Bernal. “And [the times when he didn’t], that was part of the character. The character is a little slow, so…”

Actress Genesis Rodriguez, who plays Ferrell’s love interest in the film and also grew up speaking Spanish, took her praise for Ferrell a step further.

“I really think that Mexican actors should pay attention, because there’s a new guy in town,” she joked. “And he’s ready.”

Rodriguez noted that she had to change up her own Spanish in order to take on the proper accents for a Mexican character — something that made her even more impressed with Ferrell’s grasp of the language.

“[It was actually] confusing for me, because he really dominated the cadence of the Mexican accent,” she explained. “I’m Cuban-Venezuelan, so I had to change my speech in that sort of way, because I played a Mexican part. So for someone who does not dominate the language and does not really understand what he’s saying, to pinpoint that sing-song way of saying things is extremely impressive.”

Still, not everything came easy for Ferrell, who said he occasionally found himself at a loss for words when his costars improvised lines here and there or ad-libbed in the moment. Normally a master of improv who always gets an extra laugh out of a scene, Ferrell said his shaky grasp of the language outside of what he memorized led to a few long, thoughtful pauses while he tried to understand what was said. In fact, a few of those scenes made it into the final cut of the film, when Armando is seen contemplating something said by one of the other characters.

“When everyone was speaking so fast, and they’re fluent, you don’t realize what’s being said,” he confessed. “It was all I could do to make sure I got that day’s work down and sounded authentic. We didn’t want [any lines] to be dubbed in later or have to do the take again.”

“I never doubted Will Ferrell,” laughed Rodriguez. “I’ve been a fan for many, many, many years, and I thought that if there was one person to do it and take this type of risk, it would be him. And he did it just brilliantly.”

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Go behind the scenes of Will Ferrell’s “Anchorman 2″ announcement

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy from "Anchorman"

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The world was rocked by Will Ferrell’s announcement last night that an “Anchorman” sequel is officially in the works. That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but needless to say people were pretty thrilled.

Ferrell was quick to post a behind-the-scenes video of himself as Ron Burgundy from yesterday’s taping of “Conan” to Funny or Die. You know what they say: 60 percent of the time, it works every time in helping to promote a movie.

It turns out that maybe Burgundy wasn’t quite so sure that the deal would come together, but he went with his gut and made the announcement anyways.

“Here’s the thing. I just was speaking off the top of my head. I don’t know if we have the rights to my life story or not. We’ll figure it out. We’ll figure it out,” he said after the show. “And anyway, get ready, it’s coming. It’s coming. The further chronicling of my life. And I hope you can handle it. It will be up close.”

You’ve got a dirty, whorish mouth, Ron Burgundy. Fortunately, we know for sure that “Anchorman 2″ is happening. Adam McKay tweeted confirmation of the news, Variety ran an official trade story confirming the return of Ferrell, McKay, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and David Koechner, and there’s even a Ron Burgundy Twitter account. His first tweet was very true to form.

“Hey America & Hawaii. Looks like Paramount & my lawyer Gene Tigerworthy have agreed to terms on a sequel to Anchorman. Whiskey sours on me!” he tweeted.

We won’t have to wait that long for “Anchorman 2: Return to Pleasure Town” (or whatever it will eventually be called) to reach theaters. McKay said he and Ferrell are writing the script now, and filming is set to start in February with a release later in 2013.

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