Our favorite Martians: 10 memorable versions of Mars (and Martians) on the screen

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Mars may be the fourth planet from the sun, but it’s at the top of the list when it comes to Hollywood’s interest in planets other than Earth.

The latest movie to set its sights on Mars is “John Carter,” Walt Disney Pictures’ big-screen adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ series of novels about a Civil War soldier who becomes the red planet’s greatest hero. In the film, the title character finds himself unexpectedly transported to Mars and caught in the midst of a massive war between the various native inhabitants, which include the humanoid Red Martians, the savage, four-armed Green Martians, and the massive White Apes.

Still, the wildly differing races represented in “John Carter” are far from the only memorable depictions of Mars’ residents to appear on the big screen.

Here are ten more Hollywood versions of Mars — or Martians — that are hard to forget.

“Cowboy Bebop” (1998-99, 2001)

One of the greatest anime series ever made, “Cowboy Bebop” spanned 26 episodes and a feature film (“Cowboy Bebop: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”) released in 2001. Director Shinichirō Watanabe’s music-fueled, sci-fi masterpiece unfolded years after a scientific experiment caused the destruction of Earth’s moon, forcing humans to colonize the surrounding planets and their satellites. Over the course of the series and film, the bounty-hunting crew of the spaceship Bebop frequently found themselves returning to Mars, which had become the center of human civilization among the stars, where they chased fugitives within bustling cities built within massive craters.

“Invaders From Mars” (1953)

Billed as “A Nightmarish Answer to the Wizard of Oz,” this 1953 film was notable for telling its story from the perspective of a child who discovers the Martians’ evil plot. Fondly remembered for its use of moody music and surreal set pieces, the film featured not one but two versions of Martians that gave ’50s-era audiences nightmares: a group of humanoid, green-skinned, bug-eyed aliens and the Martian Mastermind, a creepy head with a tiny body and tentacles that’s encased in a floating sphere. The film was remade in 1986, but never quite captured the suspenseful tone and atmosphere of the original.

“Mars Attacks!” (1996)

One of the few films ever made that was based on a series of trading cards, Tim Burton’s “Mars Attacks!” featured an all-star cast of actors attempting to stave off an invasion of Earth. The effects-driven comedy was notable for its depiction of the Martians as short, skeleton-faced beings with massive, green brains and an affinity for blasting everything in sight with their ray guns. Fortunately, the world eventually learned of their weakness: cowboy singer Slim Whitman’s yodeling version of the song “Indian Love Call.”

“The Martian Chronicles” (1980)

Based on Ray Bradbury’s collection of short stories about the colonization of Mars and the conflict between humans and the planet’s native inhabitants, this three-part television miniseries was written by prolific author Richard Matheson (“I Am Legend,” “The Twilight Zone”). While Bradbury himself found the series “just boring,” it’s widely regarded as one of the better adaptations of the famed sci-fi author’s works (which says more about the other adaptations than it does about “The Martian Chronicles”). As for the Martians, the story depicts them as rather similar to humans in many ways, with golden skin and telepathic powers.

“My Favorite Martian” (1963-66 & 1999)

This popular mid-’60s television series starring Ray Walston (pictured) as a Martian anthropologist stranded on Earth spawned both a 1973 cartoon and a feature-length comedy in 1999 starring Christopher Lloyd. The original series featured a take on Martians that had them looking almost entirely humanoid, save for a pair of retractable antennae and various abilities that allowed them to read minds, turn invisible, and move things telekinetically, among other traits. However, in Disney’s modern take on the TV series, the Martian only appeared humanoid, thanks to a shape-changing pill. His normal form had four arms, four legs, and three eyes.

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BFFs And Night Court For Sports

Bromance and Comeuppance On Two New Comedy Crib Series

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“Silicon Valley meets Girls meets black male educators with lots of unrealized potential.”

That’s how Carl Foreman Jr. and Anthony Gaskins categorize their new series Frank and Lamar which joins Joe Schiappa’s Sport Court in the latest wave of new series available now on IFC’s Comedy Crib. To better acquaint you with the newbies, we went right to the creators for their candid POVs. And they did not disappoint. Here are snippets of their interviews:

Frank and Lamar


IFC: How would you describe Frank and Lamar to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?
Carl: Best bros from college live and work together teaching at a fancy Manhattan private school, valiantly trying to transition into a more mature phase of personal and professional life while clinging to their boyish ways.

IFC: And to a friend of a friend you met in a bar?
Carl: The same way, slightly less coherent.

Anthony: I’d probably speak about it with much louder volume, due to the bar which would probably be playing the new Kendrick Lamar album. I might also include additional jokes about Carl, or unrelated political tangents.

Carl: He really delights in randomly slandering me for no reason. I get him back though. Our rapport on the page, screen, and in real life, comes out of a lot of that back and forth.

IFC: In what way is Frank and Lamar a poignant series for this moment in time?
Carl: It tells a story I feel most people aren’t familiar with, having young black males teach in a very affluent white world, while never making it expressly about that either. Then in tackling their personal lives, we see these three-dimensional guys navigate a pivotal moment in time from a perspective I feel mainstream audiences tend not to see portrayed.

Anthony: I feel like Frank and Lamar continues to push the envelope within the genre by presenting interesting and non stereotypical content about people of color. The fact that this show brought together so many talented creative people, from the cast and crew to the producers, who believe in the project, makes the work that much more intentional and truthful. I also think it’s pretty incredible that we got to employ many of our friends!

Sport Court

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IFC: How would you describe Sport Court to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?
Joe: SPORT COURT follows Judge David Linda, a circuit court judge assigned to handle an ad hoc courtroom put together to prosecute rowdy fan behavior in the basement of the Hartford Ultradome. Think an updated Night Court.

IFC: How would you describe Sport Court to drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?
Joe: Remember when you put those firecrackers down that guy’s pants at the baseball game? It’s about a judge who works in a court in the stadium that puts you in jail right then and there. I know, you actually did spend the night in jail, but imagine you went to court right that second and didn’t have to get your brother to take off work from GameStop to take you to your hearing.

IFC: Is there a method to your madness when coming up with sports fan faux pas?
Joe: I just think of the worst things that would ruin a sporting event for everyone. Peeing in the slushy machine in open view of a crowd seemed like a good one.

IFC: Honestly now, how many of the fan transgressions are things you’ve done or thought about doing?
Joe: I’ve thought about ripping out a whole row of chairs at a theater or stadium, so I would have my own private space. I like to think of that really whenever I have to sit crammed next to lots of people. Imagine the leg room!

Check out the full seasons of Frank and Lamar and Sport Court now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”

Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”

But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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