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What to Watch on IFC: January 23 – 29

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No denying it, it’s Monday. Whether you are a Garfield or a Pollyanna, there is no arguing that Monday morning means a whole week of work lies ahead of you and you need something to look forward to. Luckily we have seven days of movies and original programming to keep you going all week long.

Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:

Monday

We all love Elmore Leonard, so when Barry Sonnenfeld tackles his novel“Get Shorty” you know it’s going to be good. In this screen adaption, John Travolta stars as Chili Palmer, a film-loving loan shark who teams up with a B-movie producer (Gene Hackman) to become a Hollywood mogul. Danny DeVito and Rene Russo round out the cast of this caper, which airs at 8/7c.

Tuesday

Costume up and get into the world of “Darkon” at 1:45 p.m. ET. The documentary follows some real-life adventurers who turn Baltimore into an imagined medieval world called Darkon. Yep, they’re LARPers and they bring the action of Dungeons and Dragons to life with their combination of physical re-enactments with character-driven storylines. It’s a fascinating look at a world not many of us are privy to.

Wednesday

A racist prison-guard (Billy Bob Thornton) has an intense affair with a black woman (Halle Berry) after her husband dies on death row. That’s right, it’s“Monster’s Ball” at 8/7c. Who wants to come up with a drinking game?

Thursday

Joaquin Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg star in “The Yards” at 8/7c. After going to jail for a crime he didn’t commit, Leo (Wahlberg) gets out of jail and is quickly lured into the corrupt world of the subway-car business based out of the train yards owned by his uncle (James Caan). When a fatal error occurs, Leo has to go on the run and bring down his uncle’s operation.

Friday

Kick off the weekend with brand new episodes of “Portlandia” and “The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret”beginning at 10/9c. Don’t forget that every Friday you can chat live and play trivia on IFC Sync with other fans of Fred and Carrie while you watch the show.

Saturday

It’s a double feature of horror when we show “Hostel” and “Hostel II” back to back. In part one of the grisly pics focuses on backpackers (Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson) who find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake. Hostel II will make sure you never consider traveling abroad again after three American women take a weekend excursion and become pawns in a grisly game designed to entertain privileged deviants. The fun and frights start at 8/7c.

Sunday

Baz Luhrmann’s “Moulin Rouge” stars Ewan McGregor as a young writer in love with Satine (Nicole Kidman), the star of the Moulin Rouge cabaret. Satine loves him too, but strings along a duke who can finance improvements to the night spot. The movie was the first musical nominated for a Best Picture Oscar in a decade, but the real reason to watch it is the costumes and the songs. Now sit back and watch Christina Aguilera sing “Lady Marmalade,” because that is what you are supposed to do right now.

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New Nasty

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Turn On The Full Season Of Neurotica At IFC's Comedy Crib

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Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…

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IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon.

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number!

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time.

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by.

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IFC: How would you describe Ivy?

Jenny: Ivy is everything I love in a comedy character – she’s tenacious, she’s confident, she’s sweet, she’s a big wonderful weirdo.

IFC: How would Ivy’s clientele describe her?

Jenny:  Open-minded, caring, excellent aim.

IFC: Why don’t more small towns have local dungeons?

Jenny: How do you know they don’t?

IFC: What are the pros and cons of joining a chain mega dungeon?

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?”

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud.

See the whole season of Neurotica right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

The-Craft

The ’90s Are Back

The '90s live again during IFC's weekend marathon.

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We know what you’re thinking: “Why on Earth would anyone want to reanimate the decade that gave us Haddaway, Los Del Rio, and Smash Mouth, not to mention Crystal Pepsi?”

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Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).

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Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.

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And revisit some important ’90s classics all this weekend during IFC’s ’90s Marathon. Check out the full schedule here.

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Get Physical

DVDs are the new Vinyl

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available On Disc.

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In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.

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Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.

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Forget Public Wifi

Warm up that optical drive. No more awkwardly streaming episodes on shady free wifi!

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Inter-not

Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.

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Self Defense

You can’t throw a download like a ninja star. Think about it.

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If you’d like to experience the benefits DVD ownership yourself, Portlandia Season 7 is now available on DVD and Blue-Ray.