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My favorite posts of 2011


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We’re burning away the last few hours left in 2011. It’s been a great year for movies and — if we don’t say so ourselves — a great year on Putting together one last post to highlight some of the best pieces of 2011 was not an easy task because there was so much good stuff on the site this year. To make things a little more manageable, I’ve made this a list of my favorite posts that I wrote on the site, in part because I wrote a ton of stuff this year (approximately 750 posts, give or take) and in part because I am an egomaniacal, self-centered bastard.

For your linking ease and pleasure, I’ve separated things according to article type: thinkpieces, lists, interviews, and reviews. If you missed any of these, check them out. And if you’ve read any of them over the course of the last twelve months, from the bottom of evil, narcissistic heart: thank you and have a happy New Year.

A movie theater etiquette manifesto
Sick of the multiplex? Go to the drive-in
A married couple jointly reviews the marriage comedy “Hall Pass”
Guts before six packs: why flab is funny
Drake’s Reception: “Uncharted 3” and video game criticism
Jaws and the changing face of movie theme parks
A “Planet of the Apes” Primer
“The Bachelor” is the worst and best show on television
Am I nuts or are “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” and “Project Nim” the same movie?
Is “The Hangover Part II” a “good” sequel?
Remembering Elizabeth Taylor in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”
The “Black Swan” dancing controversy makes no sense
How “Network” predicted Charlie Sheen’s meltdown
The dead-rat-covered truth about movie theater nostalgia
The sudden death (and promising afterlife) of film
The worldbuilding is not enough
Outrage in the age of superhero outsourcing
The surprising parallels between Thor and George W. Bush
Spoiling a spoiler manifesto and Why I don’t like the new rules for TV spoilers

The fifty greatest opening title sequences of all time
The ten coolest cars in movie history
Ten changes we wouldn’t mind seeing in the “Star Wars” Blu-rays
Five more directors who should act more
Our five favorite movie wheelmen
Five ridiculous studio mandated endings
Five actors who made uglier onscreen women than Adam Sandler
Ranking this year’s Razzie Nominees
A “Star Trek” theme park guide wish list
The porn parody titles of 2011

Jodie Foster on “The Beaver”
John C. Reilly on “Terri”
Steve James and Alex Kotlowitz on “The Interrupters”
Jeff Nichols on “Take Shelter”
Nacho Vigalondo on “Extraterrestrial”
Neil Burger on “Limitless”‘ opening titles
Yuen Woo Ping on his five favorite martial arts sequences
Master makeup artist Rick Baker at Fantastic Fest

“The Adventures of Tintin,” directed by Steven Spielberg
“Another Earth,” directed by Mike Cahill
“The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceausescu,” directed by Andrei Ujica
“Cedar Rapids,” directed by Miguel Arteta
“Hugo,” directed by Martin Scorsese
“Ironclad,” directed by Jonathan English
“Killer Elite,” directed by Gary McKendry
“Limelight,” directed by Billy Corben
“Rubber,” directed by Quentin Dupieux
“Tyrannosaur,” directed by Paddy Considine

What was your favorite piece on this year? Tell us in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter.


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…


A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.