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Joss Whedon talks about his “Wonder Woman” film that never was

Joss Whedon talks about his “Wonder Woman” film that never was (photo)

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Ah, Joss Whedon‘s “Wonder Woman” project that never was. It is an elusive, mythical beast that just keeps us curious and desperate for more. Sure, Whedon has gone on to direct other big budget comic book adaptations — hello, “The Avengers” — but there’s still a special place in all of our hearts for what could have been a great retelling of a certain Amazonian princess’s story.

Does distance from the project’s cancellation make our heart grow any less fond? Definitely not. So, because we figure you aren’t any sicker of hearing about it than we are, here’s an update from the king of the Internet himself from an interview with Rookie magazine.

Whedon’s Diana was “a bit like Angelina Jolie,” he explained. “She sort of traveled the world. She was very powerful and very naïve about people, and the fact that she was a goddess was how I eventually found my in to her humanity and vulnerability.”

He added, “She would look at us and the way we kill each other and the way we let people starve and the way the world is run and she’d just be like, None of this makes sense to me. I can’t cope with it, I can’t understand, people are insane.”

Sounds a lot more intriguing than the failed NBC attempt at turning “Wonder Woman” into a TV series. Of course, the prospect of “Drive” director Nicholas Winding Refn adapting the series is pretty intriguing as well, especially if he gets his “Drive” star Christina Hendricks in the title role. Maybe they could borrow some of the ideas Whedon tossed around — Hendricks has also worked with Whedon in the past with “Firefly” — and make his sweet take on the “Wonder Woman” story into a reality.

And, because it wouldn’t be a Whedon story without it, “Wonder Woman” also has its fair share of sweet romance.

“Ultimately her romance with Steve [Trevor] was about him getting her to see what it’s like not to be a goddess, what it’s like when you are weak, when you do have all these forces controlling you and there’s nothing you can do about it. That was the sort of central concept of the thing. Him teaching her humanity and her saying, okay, great, but we can still do better,'” Whedon explained.

Do you still hope that Whedon’s take on “Wonder Woman” gets made one day? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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The 10 Most Metal Pop Culture Cameos

Glenn Danzig drops by Portlandia tonight at 10P on IFC.

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Glenn Danzig rocks harder than granite. In his 60 years, he’s mastered punk with The Misfits, slayed metal with the eponymous Danzig, and generally melted faces with the force of his voice. And thanks to Fred and Carrie, he’s now stopping by tonight’s brand new Portlandia so we can finally get to see what “Evil Elvis” is like when he hits the beach. To celebrate his appearance, we put together our favorite metal moments from pop culture, from the sublime to the absurd.

10. Cannibal Corpse meets Ace Ventura

Back in the ’90s,  Cannibal Corpse was just a small time band from Upstate New York, plying their death metal wares wherever they could find a crowd, when a call from Jim Carry transformed their lives. Turns out the actor was a fan, and wanted them for a cameo in his new movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The band had a European tour coming up, and were wary of being made fun of, so they turned it down. Thankfully, the rubber-faced In Living Color vet wouldn’t take no for an answer, proving that you don’t need to have a lot of fans, just the right ones.


9. AC/DC in Private Parts

Howard Stern’s autobiographical film, based on his book of the same name, followed his rise in the world of radio and pop culture. For a man surrounded by naked ladies and adoring fans, it’s hard to track the exact moment he made it. But rocking out with AC/DC in the middle of Central Park, as throngs of fans clamor to get a piece of you, seems like it comes pretty close. You can actually see Stern go from hit host to radio god in this clip, as “You Shook Me All Night Long” blasts in the background.


8. Judas Priest meets The Simpsons

When you want to blast a bunch of peace-loving hippies out on their asses, you’re going to need some death metal. At least, that’s what the folks at The Simpsons thought when they set up this cameo from the metal gods. Unfortunately, thanks to a hearty online backlash, the writers of the classic series were soon informed that Judas Priest, while many things, are not in fact “death metal.” This led to the most Simpson-esque apology ever. Rock on, Bartman. Rock on.


7. Anthrax on Married…With Children

What do you get when Married…with Children spoofs My Dinner With Andre, substituting the erudite playwrights for a band so metal they piss rust? Well, for starters, a lot of headbanging, property destruction and blown eardrums. And much like everything else in life, Al seems to have missed the fun.


6. Motorhead rocks out on The Young Ones

The Young Ones didn’t just premiere on BBC2 in 1982 — it kicked the doors down to a new way of doing comedy. A full-on assault on the staid state of sitcoms, the show brought a punk rock vibe to the tired format, and in the process helped jumpstart a comedy revolution. For instance, where an old sitcom would just cut from one scene to the next, The Young Ones choose to have Lemmy and his crew deliver a raw version of “Ace of Spades.” The general attitude seemed to be, you don’t like this? Well, then F— you!


5. Red and Kitty Meet Kiss on That ’70s Show

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Long before they were banished to playing arena football games, Kiss was the hottest ticket in rock. The gang from That ’70s Show got to live out every ’70s teen’s dream when they were set loose backstage at a Kiss concert, taking full advantage of groupies, ganja and hard rock.


4. Ronnie James Dio in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (NSFW, people!)

What does a young boy do when he was born to rock, and the world won’t let him? What tight compadre does he pray to for guidance and some sweet licks? If you’re a young Jables, half of “the world’s most awesome band,” you bow your head to Ronnie James Dio, aka the guy who freaking taught the world how to do the “Metal Horns.” Never before has a rock god been so literal than in this clip that turns it up to eleven.


3. Ozzy Osbourne in Trick or Treat

It’s hard to tell if Ozzy was trying his hardest here, or just didn’t give a flying f–k. What is clear is that, either way, it doesn’t really matter. Ozzy’s approach to acting seems to lean more heavily on Jack Daniels than sense memory, and yet seeing the slurry English rocker play a sex-obsessed televangelist is so ridiculous, he gets a free pass. Taking part in the cult horror Trick or Treat, Ozzy proves that he makes things better just by showing up. Because that’s exactly what he did here. Showed up. And it rocks.


2. Glenn Danzig on Portlandia

Danzig seems to be coming out of a self imposed exile these days. He just signed with a record company, and his appearance on Portlandia is reminding everyone how kick ass he truly is. Who else but “The Other Man in Black” could help Portland’s resident goths figure out what to wear to the beach? Carrie Brownstein called Danzig “amazing,” and he called Fred “a genius,” so this was a rare love fest for the progenitor of horror punk.


1. Alice Cooper in Wayne’s World

It’s surprising, sure, but for a scene that contains no music whatsoever, it’s probably the most famous metal moment in the history of film. When Alice Cooper informed Wayne and Garth that Milwaukee is actually pronounced “Milly-way-kay” back in 1992, he created one of the most famous scenes in comedy history. What’s more metal than that? Much like Wayne and Garth, we truly are not worthy.

Five new DC Comics #1s recommended for movie lovers

Five new DC Comics #1s recommended for movie lovers (photo)

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If you don’t follow the world of comics, you’re currently missing out on one hell of an experiment. Stalwart publisher DC — the guys behind Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern — cancelled every single book in their lineup, wiped out most of their decades of intricate story continuity, and restarted 52 series with new first issues. The new books range in genre from war to horror to science-fiction to mysteries, with plenty of super-heroes besides. There’s a few clunkers in the bunch, but there’s a surprisingly high level of quality throughout the line, including some really outstanding books featuring some of DC’s less famous heroes.

So far, “The New 52,” as they’re called, have been a big sales and publicity success for DC. But if you’re a die-hard pop culture lover and a casual comics fan, fifty new books can be pretty intimidating. With that in mind, I made this list of five series that combine quality and accessibility. Most if not all should still be available at your local comic shop (the rest can be found on your iPad with DC’s digital comics app).


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For Fans Of: “The Proposition”
Written By: Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti
Art by: Moritat and Jordi Bernet
High Concept Pitch: A vigilante cowboy plays Sherlock Holmes in the Old West.
Why Movie Fans Will Dig It: Gray and Palmiotti, haven’t radically reinvented the character of hideously scarred bounty hunter Jonah Hex — subject of last year’s infamously bad movie starring Josh Brolin — but they have relocated him to a clever new setting: Gotham City, a.k.a. Batman’s stopping grounds, circa 1880. It may be a hundred years before The Joker and Two-Face, but nineteenth century Gotham is just as crime ridden as its modern counterpart. Hex is hired by the flummoxed Gotham police department to solve a series of Jack The Ripper-ish murders alongside a criminal psychologist named Amadeus Arkham (he’ll later found the Arkham Asylum that houses the Dark Knight’s worst enemies). Gray and Palmitotti’s new crime-fighting pair are a perfect odd couple, and the book’s evocative, sepia-toned artwork by Moritat and Jordi Bernet is as coarse as a woodcut. If the mere involvement of Hex makes you nervous after the Brolin movie, don’t be. I promise you: this gritty crime saga — let’s call it a “paleo-noir” — has as much to do with “Dolphin Tale” as the Jonah Hex flick.


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For Fans Of: “Clash of the Titans” (the old, good one)
Written by: Brian Azzarello
Art by: Cliff Chang
High Concept Pitch: Gods versus humanity with Wonder Woman standing in the middle.
Why Movie Fans Will Dig It: If any DC character needed a square-one reboot, it was Wonder Woman. Her comic should be any easy sell — decades of appearances on television have made her instantly recognizable — but her increasingly fractured continuity has instead made her comic instantly impenetrable. Writer Brian Azzarello, best known for his crime book “100 Bullets” strips all of that away in the first issue of his new story, which is dark and moody, and full of old Gods acting like total dicks. Azzarello decided not to begin with an origin story, so it’s not yet clear who exactly this version of Diana is, but that’s part why this story will resonate with movie lovers: freed of all that bloated backstory, Azzarello’s “Wonder Woman” is allowed to be a badass globetrotting mystery sprinkled with big action sequences. Old school fans will get their fill of bracelets and lassos, but newbies will be able to follow right along as well. It doesn’t hurt Azzarello’s case that he’s got Cliff Chiang, one of the most gifted and precise illustrators in comics, drawing his script. If you enjoyed the interplay between modern sensibility and antique mythology in films like “300,” this one should strike your fancy.


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For Fans Of: “Altered States”
Written by: Scott Snyder
Art by: Yanick Paquette
High Concept Pitch: A scientist wrestles with his past and possibly his future as the protector of the natural world.
Why Movie Fans Will Dig It: “Swamp Thing” has a long reputation in the world of comics as one of the medium’s most consistently inventive series. Created in the 1970s by Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson, Swamp Thing began life as the star of horror-tinged superhero adventures. Under the stewardship of Alan Moore (“Watchmen”), the book became more fantasy-based, as the character discovered he was not a man transformed into a plant by a splash of chemicals, but a plant — or maybe the spirit of all plants — transformed into a man, roughly speaking. Writer Scott Snyder, who is also doing a fine job on The New 52’s “Batman,” rejiggers things yet again, with Swamp Thing’s human alter ego, Alec Holland, back from the dead. Then Swamp Thing — or maybe more accurately a Swamp Thing — shows up to try to convince Holland to take on a deadly mission. Snyder’s “Swamp Thing” is a very unusual book; imagine the back-from-the-dead heroics of “The Crow” mixed with the scientist-trips-out-on-fantastical-visions of “Altered States,” and then sprinkle just a whiff of “District 9″‘s man-transforms-against-his-will dramatics, and you’ve got something approaching the very interesting stew of genres and styles bubbling through it. Artist Yanick Paquette (recently of Grant Morrison’s “Batman Incorporated”) ties all those elements together with polished linework and some truly dynamic page layouts.


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For Fans Of: “Frankenstein” (Duh), “Hellboy”
Written by: Jeff Lemire
Art by: Alberto Ponticelli
High Concept Pitch:Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein as a 21st century secret agent.
Why Movie Fans Will Dig It: Speaking of Morrison, his fingerprints are are all over this new version of the old horror classic, which first debuted in his interlocking 2005 mini-series “Seven Soldiers of Victory.” This Frank is the Shelley character alive (or at least undead) in the present day, working for a secret government agency called S.H.A.D.E. to defend humanity from some of the craziest creatures imaginable. Writer Jeff Lemire gives Frankenstein and his Universal horror-inspired team (there’s a vampire, a werewolf, and more) plenty of freaky critters to pound on in the action scenes, but he also leaves enough panel space to play with the classic “Frankenstein” theme of the monster who reflects on the monstrousness of humanity. Alberto Ponticelli’s Lovecraftian visuals will appeal to horror lovers and the soulful, hideous hero with the team of weirdos fighting potentially world-ending threats should strike a chord with fans of Guillermo del Toro’s “Hellboy” film.


resurrect-man-10142011.jpgResurrection Man
For Fans Of: “Total Recall”
Written by: Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning
Art by: Fernando Dagnino
High Concept Pitch: Every time a man dies he comes back to life with a new super-power.
Why Movie Fans Will Dig It: Because writers Abnett and Lanning have got one of the all-time great comic book high concepts on their hands. Mitch Shelley can’t be killed, at least for very long. Whenever he bites the big one, he gets resurrected with a random special ability; one day he might be able to manipulate gravity, the next he could become invincible. DnA (as in “Dan & Andy”) created the character in a short-lived late ’90s series, but this is clearly a premise with a lot more gas in the tank. Now Shelley is back (again…and again…and again…) with more ambiguity around the nature of his powers and his place in the universe. I think “Total Recall” fans will dig this one; even though “Resurrection Man” isn’t really a mind-bending science-fiction book, the two do share a certain structure and tone — the tabula rasa hero who doesn’t quite know who he is or what he can do running for his life lives to stay ahead of shadowy, powerful forces who want to destroy him. Original series artist Butch Guice has been ably replaced Fernando Dagnino, who provides appropriately atmospheric visuals in the strong first issue.


What’s your favorite of the New 52? Tell us in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter.

“The Avengers” trailer goes online October 11, new stills released today

“The Avengers” trailer goes online October 11, new stills released today (photo)

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If you’ve been as excited as we have been about all “The Avengers” images that have been rolled out in recent weeks, then you should be even more thrilled that Marvel has announced a trailer will be coming our way very soon. The comic book publishing company posted on their Facebook that they are “counting down down to the release of ‘Marvel’s The Avengers'” in “5 days,” and that the trailer will premiere online.

After the latest deluge of photos from the film, I guessed that there would likely be a full theatrical trailer popping up some day very soon. With “The Avengers” hitting theaters on May 4, 2012, now is the prime time to start getting uninitiated fans (the few left out there) hyped for the movie.

Marvel also released three new stills from the flick. The first one features Scarlett Johansson in a scene very similar to the one we saw Joss Whedon directing her in earlier this week.

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The other set photo shows Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye in a cockpit, prepared for battle.

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The most exciting image in the bunch, though, is a behind-the-scenes still that features Cobie Smulders. The “How I Met Your Mother” star is an intriguing new edition to the Marvel film family, and one who doesn’t get teased much in “The Avengers” promotional material. The photo only shows Whedon directing Smulders, but it’s exciting to see her as Agent Maria Hill in action.

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Are you glad a “The Avengers” trailer is finally coming out? What do you think of the latest photos? Tell us in the comments section below, or let us know on Facebook and Twitter.

New “Avengers” still shows Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth looking stunned

New “Avengers” still shows Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth looking stunned (photo)

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Earth’s mightiest heroes are looking a bit confused in the latest official still from “The Avengers.” Captain America and Thor are probably wondering why they’re the only superheroes in the photo instead of an ensemble photo showing off Iron Man, The Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, but that’s a question only Marvel can answer.

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SuperHeroHype posted the image, which looks like it comes from the battle sequence that has been filming in Cleveland. Fans have already had a look at Captain America’s new suit and shield and Thor’s outfit and hammer, but it’s nice to see a glossy new official image from the movie.

Also released today was a new behind-the-scenes photo featuring Scarlett Johansson in her Black Widow get-up being directed by Joss Whedon. The image looks like its been taken from the ensemble scene shown in the “Avengers” teaser at the end of “Captain America: The First Avenger.”

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This deluge of “The Avengers” official promotional material likely means one thing: a trailer will soon be on its way. With “The Avengers” due out on July 20 — aka seven and a half months away — it seems like the ripe time for some semblance of a teaser trailer to be released. So far all that has been released was the very minimalistic Comic-Con teaser trailer and the short sneak peek at the end of “Captain America.”

Do you think we can expect a “The Avengers” trailer soon? What do you think of these new photos? Tell us in the comments section below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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