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Five actors who made uglier onscreen women than Adam Sandler

Five actors who made uglier onscreen women than Adam Sandler (photo)

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I don’t think Adam Sandler will take offense if I say he makes a very, very ugly woman in “Jack and Jill.” Hell, that’s one of the main jokes of the movie — it’s even the joke on the movie’s poster — Sandler doesn’t look much like a woman, but nobody in the film seems to notice (one character even finds him attractive, more on that in a moment).

Still, Sandler’s not the first dude to look like a lady for laughs, nor is he the ugliest. He’s definitely walking in the high-heeled footsteps of some fine (but not necessarily fine looking) actors. Here’s five guys whom made even gnarlier looking woman onscreen than the former Happy Gilmore.


Jack Lemmon in “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
Directed by Billy Wilder

Although Sandler’s playing a woman in “Jack and Jill” as opposed to a man crossdressing as a woman, his film definitely owes a certain debt to “Some Like It Hot,” Billy Wilder’s classic comedy about two male musicians who witness the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre and go on the run as women in an all-girl band. In particular, Al Pacino’s role as Al Pacino, eccentric actor and millionaire who falls in love with a guy-as-girl evokes definite echoes of Joe E. Brown’s Osgood Fielding III, eccentric millionaire who falls in love with a guy-as-girl, in his case Jack Lemmon. As opposed to his co-star, Tony Curtis, who was actually quite fetching in drag, Lemmon was just a mess as “Josephine.” Which, of course, made Brown and Lemmon’s scenes that much funnier.


Edward D. Wood Jr. in “Glen or Glenda” (1953)
Directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

In contrast, Ed Wood’s drag scenes in “Glen or Glenda” weren’t intended as comedy. Wood enjoyed dressing in women’s clothing in his private life and he made “Glen or Glenda” as a sincere if strange defense of transvestitism. The scenes illustrating Glen’s inner turmoil play out with all sorts of deranged, hallucinogenic imagery. They’ve also got Bela Lugosi screaming “Pull the string!” for no reason whatsoever. The finale, seen below, culminates in a genuinely poignant moment, when Glen’s girlfriend learns the truth and offers him the sweater off her back. It’s kind of a beautiful scene, though it doesn’t make the sight of Wood in angora any prettier.


Robert Downey Jr. in “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” (2011)
Directed by Guy Ritchie

It takes real skill — or questionable looks — to qualify for this list on the basis of a trailer alone. But take a look at said trailer, embedded below, and just try to disagree with me that Robert Downey Jr. makes one homely lady. Presumably he just puts on this “disguise” for the one sequence during this upcoming sequel to 2009’s “Sherlock Holmes.” The sequence looks spectacular. The disguise, not so much.


Harland Williams in “Sorority Boys” (2002)
Directed by Wallace Wolodarsky

Frat boys Dave (Barry Watson), Adam (Michael Rosenbaum), and Doofer (Harland Williams) get kicked out of their frat and lose all their money, then decide to pledge a sorority where rent is free. “We don’t have to be babes, just believable!” says Dave, a.k.a. Daisy as they discuss the plan. On what planet is Williams’ “Roberta” believable? Maybe I need to get new glasses. Or get rid of my glasses altogether. The fact that Williams was 40 and playing a college student might have been part of the problem.


Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Junior” (1994)
Directed by Ivan Reitman

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Is it also worth a thousand screams of terror? You tell me. Yikes.


What actor made the ugliest onscreen woman? Give us your pick in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter.

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Millennial Wisdom

Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”


Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Crown Jules

Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”


But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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Draught Pick

Sam Adams “Keeps It Brockmire”

All New Brockmire airs Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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From baseball to beer, Jim Brockmire calls ’em like he sees ’em.

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It’s no wonder at all, then, that Sam Adams would reach out to Brockmire to be their shockingly-honest (and inevitably short-term) new spokesperson. Unscripted and unrestrained, he’ll talk straight about Sam—and we’ll take his word. Check out this new testimonial for proof:

See more Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC, presented by Samuel Adams. Good f***** beer.

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