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Our 10 favorite movie feasts to whet your appetite this Thanksgiving

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Sure, Thanksgiving is supposed to be a day that honors the Wampanoag Native Americans sharing their harvest with the Pilgrims, but to us, Thanksgiving is a time to celebrate everything we love about food. With that chow-happy sentiment on the brain, we decided to compile a list of our favorite onscreen movie feasts that had us wishing we were there to devour them too.

Did the Never Feast in “Hook” get you hungry? Us too. Did you want to go to Hogwarts only so you could pig out at dinner in the Great Hall? We hear you. Check out our top 10 list of movie feasts that get our bellies grumbling below. Who knows, maybe they will inspire some meals for your Turkey Day celebration next year.


“Pan’s Labyrinth” (2006)

There’s nothing that should get you in the mood for the holidays quite like a feast hosted by a child-eating monster with eyes for hands. Though we must say, of all the food at the Pale Man’s table…grapes? Really Ofelia? Over that ham? But in any case, it’s hard to fault the girl from breaking Pan’s clearly dictated order of not eating anything at the Pale Man’s table when everything looks so tasty. Though that whole “if you do it, he’ll kill you” threat does sort of leave a bad aftertaste. Judging by the pile of empty shoes in the corner of the feast room, though, there were enough children for whom that threat just wasn’t good enough.


“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001)

There’s only one reason that we believe without a doubt that there’s no way Hogwarts can actually exist in the real world: the food for dinner can’t possibly be as good as it looks in the movies. Sure, the meals at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter are top-notch, but they just don’t stack up to the plates after plates of delicious dishes and tasty treats featured on the dinner tables in the Great Hall. And to think, they get to eat like that every night.


“Babette’s Feast” (1987)

When it comes to movies with feasts in them, “Babette’s Feast” takes the cake. And the turtle soup. And the buckwheat cakes with caviar. And the quail in puff pastry with foie gras. And the rum sponge cake. Is your mouth watering yet? The Danish film — which won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film the year it was released — is a real testament to the love one woman has for food. After winning 1,000 francs in the lottery, a servant named Babette decides to use the money to create a lavish feast for the Christian sect she lives at instead of returning to her home in Paris that she was forced to leave 14 years earlier because of the counter-revolutionary rebellion in 1871. In the end, she is left again without money but with the knowledge that “an artist is never poor.”


“National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” (1989)

We’re jumping holidays a little bit right now, and the company Chevy Chase keeps at Christmas isn’t exactly our favorite clique. And, to be fair, that turkey looks like it tastes god awful, and there’s not really anything else on the Christmas dinner table to eat. It doesn’t matter: we just want to feast with Chevy Chase. Clearly he has been doing something right in the 22 years since this film was release, because he looks pretty healthy in “Community.” But it’s the Pledge of Allegiance moment in this scene that really sells this onscreen feast for us, regardless of whether the food was good or even edible.


“Big Night” (1996)

When a movie’s climax is a giant dinner scene for 16 people, you know the flick is doing something right. “Big Night” — also known as Stanley Tucci’s directorial debut — centers around two Italian brothers living in American trying to run a restaurant. Their big break comes when a famous jazz singer is supposed to pay a visit to their restaurant, and they pour their hearts into preparing the perfect dinner for the big night. Though things don’t end up going as planned with the dinner, the meal looks absolutely fantastic. Chicken soup, a trio of risotto, timpano, roasted chicken, fish, asparagus, roasted garlic, beets, tomatoes, artichokes, potatoes, carrots and a suckling pig. It’s making us drool just thinking about it.


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She’s been referred to as “the love child of Amy Sedaris and Tracy Ullman,” and he’s a self-described “Italian who knows how to cook a great spaghetti alla carbonara.” They’re Mollie Merkel and Matteo Lane, prolific indie comedians who blended their robust creative juices to bring us the new Comedy Crib series Janice and Jeffrey. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. Here’s a taste.

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IFC: How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Mollie & Matteo: Janice and Jeffrey is about a married couple experiencing intimacy issues but who don’t have a clue it’s because they are gay. Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.  Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy.

IFC: What’s your origin story? How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together?

Mollie: We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago. It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. We sort of just fell in love with each other’s… ACT! Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special.

IFC: How would Janice describe Jeffrey?

Mollie: “He can paint, cook homemade Bolognese, and sing Opera. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. He doesn’t suffocate me with attention so our love has room to breath.”

IFC: How would Jeffrey describe Janice?

Matteo: “Like a Ford. Built to last.”

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Mollie & Matteo: Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire. Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet. No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. Having compassion but providing the desperate relief of laughter…This seemed like the healthiest, best way to “fight” the gay rights “fight”.

IFC: Hummus is hilarious. Why is it so funny?

Mollie: It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. I started to see it in a lot of lesbians’ refrigerators at a time. It’s like observing a lesbian in a comfortable shoe. It’s a language we speak. Pass the Hummus. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya?

See the whole season of Janice and Jeffrey right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long

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Yippee ki-yay, everybody! It’s time to celebrate the those most literal of mother-effers: dads!

And just in case the title of this post left anything to the imagination, IFC is giving dads balls-to-the-wall ’80s treatment with a glorious marathon of action trailblazer Die Hard.

There are so many things we could say about Die Hard. We could talk about how it was comedian Bruce Willis’s first foray into action flicks, or Alan Rickman’s big screen debut. But dads don’t give a sh!t about that stuff.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. So while you celebrate the fathers in your life, consider how John McClane would respond to these traditional “dad” moments…

Wedding Toasts

Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity.
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Using Public Restrooms

While nine out of ten dads would rather die than use a disgusting public bathroom, McClane isn’t bothered one bit. So long as he can fit a bloody foot in the sink, he’s G2G.
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Awkward Dancing

Because every dad needs a signature move.
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Writing Thank You Notes

It can be hard for dads to express gratitude. Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal.
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Valentine’s Day

How would John McClane say “I heart you” in a way that ain’t cliche? The image speaks for itself.
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Shopping

The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list. But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? Nope. He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult.
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Last Minute Errands

John McClane knows when a fight isn’t worth fighting.
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Sneaking Out Of The Office Early

What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads.
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Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Role model fodder abounds in the Die Hard marathon all Father’s Day long on IFC.

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Know Your Nerd History

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That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities, musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion. It’s too easy to think that it’s always been this way. But the truth is we owe much to our nerd forebearers who toiled through the jock-filled ’80s so that we might take over the world.

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Our humble beginnings are perhaps best captured in iconic ’80s romp Revenge of the Nerds. Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today.

To make sure you’re in the know about our very important cultural roots, here’s a quick download of the vengeful nerds without whom our shameful stereotypes might never have evolved.

Lewis Skolnick

The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism – even in the face of humiliating self-awareness – basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement.

Gilbert Lowe

OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. Think Aaron Burr to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. Who knows if Lewis could have kept up his optimism without Lowe’s Debbie-Downer outlook?

Arnold Poindexter

A music nerd who, after a soft start (inside joke, you’ll get it later), came out of his shell and let his passion lead instead of his anxiety. If you played an instrument (specifically, electric violin), and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.

Booger

A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. If you don’t think he sounds like a classic nerd, you’re absolutely right. And that’s the whole point. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association.

Lamar Latrell

Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer. In other words, a total groundbreaker. He proved to the world that nerds don’t have a single mold, but are simply outcasts waiting for their moment.

Ogre

Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he (in a sequel) leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds.

Well, there they are. Never forget that we stand on their shoulders.

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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