Each week Brooke Alvarez, host of the Onion News Network’s most important news show FactZone, takes time out of her busy schedule to talk to you, her
minions audience. This week, an eager fan tweeted a question to Brooke and asked her how she deals with people who aren’t as informed as her. But, really, who is as informed as Brooke Alvarez? It’s like asking her to explain how she lives each and every day knowing she is better and smarter than all of us. Brooke doesn’t balk at stupid questions, though, instead she lays out a simple three-step plan in small words on how to deal with the uninformed masses. In short, she suggests that we shame them and devastate their self-esteem. Makes sense.
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