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ADAPT THIS: It’s Bigfoot vs. werewolves in Steve Niles’ “Savage”

ADAPT THIS: It’s Bigfoot vs. werewolves in Steve Niles’ “Savage” (photo)

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With Hollywood turning more of its attention to the world of graphic novels for inspiration, I’ll cast the spotlight on a new comic book each week that has the potential to pack a theater or keep you glued to your television screens. At the end of some “Adapt This” columns, you’ll also find thoughts from the industry’s top comic creators about the books they’d like to see make the jump from page to screen.


This Week’s Book: Savage by Steve Niles, Jeff Frank, Dan Wickline, and Mike Mayhew

The Premise: It’s Bigfoot vs. a pack of werewolves, with a serial killer and some extra supernatural monsters thrown into the mix to make it the complete package for horror fans.

The Pitch: Sadly, I’m a week late in suggesting Savage for adaptation, as it would’ve made a great recommendation for the week of Halloween. Still, Steve Niles’ monster-packed tale would make a great, blood-soaked creature feature no matter what time of year it comes together, and it’s actually a bit surprising that we haven’t seen a “Savage” movie already.

The story follows a mysterious (and potentially psychotic) killer as he hunts down supernatural creatures, and looks for someone to inherit his “special” abilities. Without giving too much away, Savage manages to provide a plausible matchup between one of horror’s most popular monsters, werewolves, and one that hasn’t had quite the same success on the big screen (or in literature), Bigfoot.

Projects that pit well-known monsters or pop-culture archetypes against each other generally develop a lot of early buzz due to the novelty of the matchup, but the final product usually falls short of expectations. Franchises like the “True Blood” television series and “Underworld” movies have found success in mixing all manner of supernatural creatures, and it’s the storytelling that often means the difference between a laughably bad film and a compelling, legitimately scary story.

Savage is a co-creation of Jeff Frank, Dan Wickline, and Steve Niles, but it’s easy to see Niles’ fingerprints all over the four-issue miniseries that introduces the characters and the world they inhabit. As far as storytellers go, Niles has proven himself in the horror genre with 30 Days of Night, Freaks of the Heartland, Wake the Dead, Criminal Macabre, and a number of other projects that have been snatched up by movie studios or television networks (as well as his work on the video game F.E.A.R. 3). Basically, there’s no one more capable of making the “Bigfoot vs. Werewolves” premise something to frighten audiences instead of making them laugh.

As far as effects go, a “Savage” adaptation would likely require a similar level of digital effects as the aforementioned “Underworld” films. While the transformation scenes would likely be a mix of both makeup and computer-generated effects, brawls between Bigfoot and the werewolves would rely heavily on the sort of technology that made the “werewolf vs. vampire” fights look so darn good in the “Underworld” movies and many of the other recent projects pitting alien or supernatural creatures against each other.

It’s also worth pointing out that, unlike previous “Adapt This” selections, an adaptation of Savage isn’t the sort of project that relies on A-list actors to drive it forward. Outside of the story’s two or three main characters – most of which spend half the film as hairy monsters – the supporting cast could be summed up as either monster fodder or characters that keep the story grounded in the real world. Find a few talented actors who could sell their monstrous alter egos, a horror-friendly director, and a great effects team, and the pieces are all there for a great “Savage” movie.

The Closing Argument: It’s a story about Bigfoot fighting werewolves and other supernatural creatures, co-written by one of the best horror authors in the comics world. Honestly, that’s probably all that needs to be said about Savage to prove that it’s an awesome action-horror film waiting to happen.

Heck, we’ve seen countless “vs.” variations involving vampires, werewolves, zombies, and robots – how about giving Bigfoot a try?


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Hard Out

Comedy From The Closet

Janice and Jeffrey Available Now On IFC's Comedy Crib

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She’s been referred to as “the love child of Amy Sedaris and Tracy Ullman,” and he’s a self-described “Italian who knows how to cook a great spaghetti alla carbonara.” They’re Mollie Merkel and Matteo Lane, prolific indie comedians who blended their robust creative juices to bring us the new Comedy Crib series Janice and Jeffrey. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. Here’s a taste.

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IFC: How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Mollie & Matteo: Janice and Jeffrey is about a married couple experiencing intimacy issues but who don’t have a clue it’s because they are gay. Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.  Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy.

IFC: What’s your origin story? How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together?

Mollie: We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago. It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. We sort of just fell in love with each other’s… ACT! Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special.

IFC: How would Janice describe Jeffrey?

Mollie: “He can paint, cook homemade Bolognese, and sing Opera. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. He doesn’t suffocate me with attention so our love has room to breath.”

IFC: How would Jeffrey describe Janice?

Matteo: “Like a Ford. Built to last.”

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Mollie & Matteo: Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire. Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet. No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. Having compassion but providing the desperate relief of laughter…This seemed like the healthiest, best way to “fight” the gay rights “fight”.

IFC: Hummus is hilarious. Why is it so funny?

Mollie: It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. I started to see it in a lot of lesbians’ refrigerators at a time. It’s like observing a lesbian in a comfortable shoe. It’s a language we speak. Pass the Hummus. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya?

See the whole season of Janice and Jeffrey right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Die Hard Dads

Inspiration For Die Hard Dads

Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long

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Yippee ki-yay, everybody! It’s time to celebrate the those most literal of mother-effers: dads!

And just in case the title of this post left anything to the imagination, IFC is giving dads balls-to-the-wall ’80s treatment with a glorious marathon of action trailblazer Die Hard.

There are so many things we could say about Die Hard. We could talk about how it was comedian Bruce Willis’s first foray into action flicks, or Alan Rickman’s big screen debut. But dads don’t give a sh!t about that stuff.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. So while you celebrate the fathers in your life, consider how John McClane would respond to these traditional “dad” moments…

Wedding Toasts

Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity.
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Using Public Restrooms

While nine out of ten dads would rather die than use a disgusting public bathroom, McClane isn’t bothered one bit. So long as he can fit a bloody foot in the sink, he’s G2G.
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Awkward Dancing

Because every dad needs a signature move.
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Writing Thank You Notes

It can be hard for dads to express gratitude. Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal.
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Valentine’s Day

How would John McClane say “I heart you” in a way that ain’t cliche? The image speaks for itself.
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Shopping

The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list. But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? Nope. He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult.
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Last Minute Errands

John McClane knows when a fight isn’t worth fighting.
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Sneaking Out Of The Office Early

What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads.
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Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Role model fodder abounds in the Die Hard marathon all Father’s Day long on IFC.

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Founding Farters

Know Your Nerd History

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC.

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That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities, musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion. It’s too easy to think that it’s always been this way. But the truth is we owe much to our nerd forebearers who toiled through the jock-filled ’80s so that we might take over the world.

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Our humble beginnings are perhaps best captured in iconic ’80s romp Revenge of the Nerds. Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today.

To make sure you’re in the know about our very important cultural roots, here’s a quick download of the vengeful nerds without whom our shameful stereotypes might never have evolved.

Lewis Skolnick

The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism – even in the face of humiliating self-awareness – basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement.

Gilbert Lowe

OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. Think Aaron Burr to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. Who knows if Lewis could have kept up his optimism without Lowe’s Debbie-Downer outlook?

Arnold Poindexter

A music nerd who, after a soft start (inside joke, you’ll get it later), came out of his shell and let his passion lead instead of his anxiety. If you played an instrument (specifically, electric violin), and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.

Booger

A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. If you don’t think he sounds like a classic nerd, you’re absolutely right. And that’s the whole point. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association.

Lamar Latrell

Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer. In other words, a total groundbreaker. He proved to the world that nerds don’t have a single mold, but are simply outcasts waiting for their moment.

Ogre

Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he (in a sequel) leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds.

Well, there they are. Never forget that we stand on their shoulders.

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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