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Our 15 favorite movie knife scenes (with video)

Our 15 favorite movie knife scenes (with video) (photo)

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You can’t beat a good knife scene. Here are some of the sharpest moments in cinema, from the knife-fighting of “The Hunted” to the knife-throwing of “Gangs of New York” to the naked bathhouse brawling (involving knives) in “Eastern Promises.” Oh, and ‘Crocodile’ Dundee is around here somewhere, too.

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“‘Crocodile’ Dundee” (1986)

The knife joke in “Crocodile Dundee” provides one of the movie’s biggest laughs, as Mick Dundee (Paul Hogan) and his American sweetie (Linda Kozlowski) are confronted on the mean streets of ’80s New York City by a perfectly costume-designed thug with a switchblade who demands our hero’s wallet. Kozlowski vies for an Oscar here with her super-intense “Mick. Give him your wallet. He’s GOT a KNIFE.” “That’s not a knife,” says the mighty hunter, and… well, you know the rest. Just kids havin’ fun.


“Kick-Ass” (2010)

The freaky little comic book movie that just wants to be loved succeeds every now and then in getting a big hug from the audience with a few choice moments, most of them involving the father-daughter crimefighting duo of Big Daddy (Nicolas Cage) and Hit Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz). Hit Girl gets the best birthday present ever from her proud papa: a Balisong, a weapon more commonly known as a “butterfly knife.” The young superheroine shows off her excellent technique with the blade as her father gives her a pop quiz — one of the questions is a wink-wink reference to Cage’s two-time director, John Woo, who knows a thing or two about knives himself.


“Under Siege” (1992)

“All your ridiculous, pitiful antics aren’t gonna change a thing.” That’s Shakespeare-level dialogue for Steven Seagal, and this poke to the villainous Tommy Lee Jones in what’s probably the best Seagal movie out there prompts a brief but impressive knife fight filled with nifty “whoosh-whoosh” sound design — Jones is allowed one nick to his opponent’s face before he gets a finger jammed through his eye socket and a blade through his skull. As bombastic and theatrical as Jones was in his performance, you’d think his character would’ve gotten a more epic send-off, but alas, it’s a quick one — that’s how it goes out at sea sometimes.


“Gangs of New York” (2002)

Daniel Day-Lewis is a squinting maniac as Bill ‘The Butcher’ Cutting in Martin Scorsese’s flawed almost-masterpiece, throwing knives at hot girls like Cameron Diaz all to and fro. Bill’s none too happy with his “former assistant in manners of impalement” now that she’s banging Leonardo DiCaprio, and he takes it out on his once-apprentice and lover by having his blades land a little too close for comfort, much to the delight of the audience and the concern of Leo. Nothing signifies an official break-up quite like impaling a gal’s locket with a knife: “Whoopsie daisy, now it’s good and broke!”


“The Hunted” (2003)

Go Tommy Lee Jones! The old man proves he’s still got it as he engages (as the hero this time) in a one-on-one knife fight with Benicio Del Toro, who plays, like, the best knife fighter on the planet or something in William Friedkin’s military thriller. These two go at it for almost four solid minutes, stabbing each other multiple times as a waterfall gushes nearby (somewhat distracting scenery that the scene really doesn’t need). Any normal person would’ve been dead within the first few seconds of this battle, but these guys are only vaguely affected by things like “blood loss.” Speaking of which, the bit where Del Toro blinds Jones with his own blood is a nice gruesome touch.


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Millennial Wisdom

Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”


Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Crown Jules

Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”


But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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Draught Pick

Sam Adams “Keeps It Brockmire”

All New Brockmire airs Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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From baseball to beer, Jim Brockmire calls ’em like he sees ’em.

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It’s no wonder at all, then, that Sam Adams would reach out to Brockmire to be their shockingly-honest (and inevitably short-term) new spokesperson. Unscripted and unrestrained, he’ll talk straight about Sam—and we’ll take his word. Check out this new testimonial for proof:

See more Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC, presented by Samuel Adams. Good f***** beer.

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