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IFC.com’s 2011 Fall Movie Preview Guide

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10/14 – “THE BIG YEAR” (20th Century Fox – David Frankel – Comedy)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: Three hardcore birdwatchers (Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson) set out to outdo each other in a contest to see who can spot the most bird species across North America in this adaptation of Mark Obmascik’s comic novel, “The Big Year: A Tale of Man, Nature and Fowl Obsession.” Rashida Jones, Anjelica Huston and Rosamund Pike provide a woman’s touch to this testosterone-fueled tale of manly competition directed by David Frankel (“The Devil Wears Prada,” “Marley & Me”).

Why We Care: This sounds like one of those Wes Anderson movies that was made by someone besides Wes Anderson. Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson as avid birdwatchers is already a golden comedy team in and of itself, but having them engaged in what will probably be a fiercely competitive cross-country odyssey sounds even better — we can’t wait to see what kind of underhanded tactics these guys employ as they try to sabotage each other’s quests. The existential questions conjured by such a “Waiting For Godot” kind of premise boggle the mind, but we’re sure the road-comedy laughs and pokes at how unmovable the male ego can be will get priority over any smarty-pants analysis about life and death and our place in nature’s grand scheme of things and whatnot. Besides the three ladies mentioned above, the impressive supporting cast also includes Brian Dennehy, Corbin Bernsen, JoBeth Williams, Anthony Anderson, Tim Blake Nelson, Kevin Pollak and Dianne Wiest. The birds are in good company!


10/14 – “THE THING” (Universal – Matthijs van Heijningen, Jr. – Sci-Fi Horror)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: The remake, er, prequel to John Carpenter’s 1982 sci-fi horror classic follows an Antarctica-based Norwegian team of scientists (and a cute American grad student, natch) as they uncover a nasty alien lifeform that likes to replicate its victims and make everyone else all freaked out and paranoid and unable to trust anyone. But remember, it’s not a remake — it’s a prequel.

Why We Care: The producers of “The Thing” have pulled off a neat trick — their movie looks to have the exact same plot as its predecessor and yet it manages to dodge the bad feelings that come with being a “remake” by being a “prequel.” In its defense, how could it not have the same plot — pretty much beat for beat — of John Carpenter’s original? If you uncover this outer space nasty in an isolated setting, there’s really only one way the whole thing (heh heh) can play out. And, remember, Carpenter himself set us up for this story — his film opens with the only survivors of the Norwegian team chasing and shooting at a poor doggie via helicopter. Yeah, the would-be sniper couldn’t speak English, and everyone in this prequel seems to be able to just fine (how else could they communicate with the hottie American played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead?), but most people hate subtitles, so just go with it. Anyway, if “The Thing” is even half as scary and creepy as Carpenter’s film, we’re in for a delicious Halloween treat — and that R-rating is definitely a good sign.


10/21 – “MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE” (Fox Searchlight – Sean Durkin – Drama/Thriller)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: This festival darling stars Elizabeth Olsen (an Olsen Non-Twin) as Martha, a young woman trying to piece her life — and sanity — back together after she flees from an abusive cult led by the creepy, manipulative Patrick (John Hawkes). Fantasy, reality and memory all blend into a dark and sinister dreamscape in a moody thriller that many are calling this year’s “Winter’s Bone” (in which Hawkes played Teardrop). Writer-director T. Sean Durkin won the Directing Award at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival.

Why We Care: If something is being described as “this year’s ‘Winter’s Bone,'” you bet we’re going to be first in line to see it. The trailer for “Martha Marcy May Marlene” is heavy on the dread as Elizabeth Olsen proves she ain’t her sisters’ sister (probably a very conscious career move on her part) in what looks like a devastating performance as the victim of a cult that bent her sense of space and time — and identity (see the title). Expect to feel constantly creeped out and uncomfortable at this one, a sensation that very few films are able to pull off — we’re betting that T. Sean Durkin definitely earned that Sundance directing award and then some. Also, the more John Hawkes we can get in our lives, the better — he’ll also be featured this fall in Steven Soderbergh’s “Contagion.”


10/21 – “PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3” (Paramount – Henry Joost – Horror)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: Things go bump a third time as we go back to the ’80s to see the beginnings of sisters Kristi and Katie’s little problem with a demon that likes to drag people out of bed, beat up dogs and make all of the kitchen cupboards slam open at once. Apparently, you really shouldn’t do that “Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror” thing, unless you’re up for a lifetime of bad supernatural mojo.

Why We Care: The “Paranormal Activity” movies are that ultra-rare kind of low-budget horror film: cleverly written, unobtrusively directed and actually scary. Kudos to Paramount for having “Paranormal Activity 2” stay more or less true to the DIY vibe of the original, and even more kudos for sticking to the aesthetic for this third (and, we’re assuming, final) chapter. “PA2” was also slick in serving as both a prequel and sequel to its predecessor, a narrative combo that looks to be continuing with the third installment as we go back and forth between the ’80s (with Kristi and Katie as grade-school kids) and the present day (where we last saw the possessed Katie kidnapping poor Kristi’s infant son). Bring on another round of creepy video surveillance and neat-o sound design! A side observation: is it just us or, judging from the trailer, is the picture quality of the analog VHS camera capturing all of the ’80s events really, really good?


10/21 – “RED STATE” (SModcast Pictures – Kevin Smith – Horror)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: Three teenage boys respond to a post on “the Craigslist for people who want to get fucked” and end up being punished for getting down with the Devil’s business by a group of crazy Fundamentalists who dish out the violent wrath of God upon the wicked. Later, the law (John Goodman and Kevin Pollack) tracks down these Bible-thumping crazies and a righteous all-out war ensues. From the director of “Jersey Girl.”

Why We Care: After “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (still one of the grandest inside jokes to ever come out of Hollywood), Kevin Smith has been struggling to find his voice outside the View Askewiverse. He tried romantic comedies outside the Askewiverse, some more successful (“Zack and Miri Make a Porno”) than others (“Jersey Girl”). He indulged in a poignant and enjoyable but ultimately unnecessary return to the well (“Clerks II”) and even tried to be a director for hire (“Cop Out”). And none of these noble endeavors have been able to catch that old “Clerks” and “Chasing Amy” magic. We think Kevin needs to completely stray from the land of comedy he feels so comfortable in to truly redefine himself as a filmmaker, which is why we have high hopes for his first dabbling in the horror-thriller genre. Smith has always had a bug up his ass about the concept of “religion” and all of its wide and wonderful contradictions, and it looks like “Red State” goes places that “Dogma” didn’t dare venture. No matter the end result, this is exciting new territory for the much-beloved geek auteur who isn’t so much growing up as he is finally truly branching out.


10/28 – “IN TIME” (20th Century Fox – Andrew Niccol – Sci-Fi Thriller)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: “Gattaca” director Andrew Niccol returns to spin the tale of a future in which humans stop aging at 25, and anything beyond is bought and traded as a commodity. The weighted system thus ensures that rich folks can live forever whereas poor people…well, you get the idea. When one young man (Justin Timberlake) inherits a fortune in time credits, he is accused of murder and forced to go on the run, where he is lucky enough to run into Amanda Seyfried.

Why We Care: Niccols is a prolific storyteller, having not only wrote and directed the fan-favorite sci-fi pic “Gattica” but also the excellent Nicolas Cage thriller “Lord of War.” This is his first project since that 2005 film and we’re excited to see where he takes “In Time.” The story isn’t particularly original — it easily compares to the ’70s “Logan’s Run” — but Niccols has proven an ability to craft a unique take on the material, and he has a talented cast to helm him do that. Justin Timberlake takes the lead in his first starring non-comedic role, and given his impressive versatility in roles like “The Social Network” and “Alpha Dog,” it’ll be interested to see what he can do with a non-ensamble thriller.


10/28 – “LIKE CRAZY” (Paramount Vantage – Drake Doremus – Drama)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: The college romance between an American (Anton Yelchin) and a British foreign exchange student (Felicity Jones) suddenly becomes complicated post-gradution by the challenges of being long-distance when her expired Visa sends her back to England. They struggle to keep their passion alive, despite the miles and the distractions of other attractive young people — Jennifer Lawrence for him (can you blame him?), Charlie Bewley for her. Winner of the Grand Jury Prize at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival.

Why We Care: Even if “Like Crazy” ends up being a bit hokey and contrived, its sincerity is going to take it a long way — the two trailers score a lot of points just for being so unapologetically, un-self-consciously emotional as they show us the personal hells of loneliness in which these two characters are suffering — and the guilt and confusion that comes with such passion eventually fading due to the distance that inevitably becomes more than just physical. This looks like one big ol’ ultra-personal project for writer-director Drake Doremus — and the fact that he’s only 28 has us thinking that he’s actually experienced at least a similar situation, and relatively recently. Even if “Like Crazy” can’t quite hold it together all the way up to breaking up with the audience, you know it’s at least always coming from the heart.

Extra: Watch the “Like Crazy” trailer with exclusive audio commentary from director Drake Doremus


10/28 – “THE RUM DIARY” (FilmDistrict – Bruce Robinson – Drama)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: Based on an early work by Hunter S. Thompson, “The Rum Diary” follows freelance journalist Paul Kemp (Thompson alum Johnny Depp) as he tries to save himself from the various self-destructive lost souls surrounding him while working for a small newspaper in the Caribbean. Bruce Robinson (“Withnail and I,” “How to Succeed in Advertising”) directs this darkly comic tale co-starring Amber Heard, Aaron Eckhart, Giovanni Ribisi and Richard Jenkins.

Why We Care: This definitely ain’t Captain Jack Sparrow’s Caribbean! We’re excited for another melding of the acting talents of Johnny Depp with the writings of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson after their first collaboration turned out so well: Terry Gilliam’s 1998 mind-bending drug odyssey, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” While it would’ve been great if Gilliam had returned for another round of gonzo filmmaking, Bruce Robinson in the director’s chair will more than suffice — “The Rum Diary” marks his first directorial gig since 1992’s so-so thriller, “Jennifer Eight,” but we know the man behind both “Withnail and I” (a joyful portrait of two drunk out-of-work theatre people) and “How to Get Ahead in Advertising” (which features Robinson himself as the voice of a talking boil on Richard E. Grant’s shoulder) can pull off this kind of bizarre material. Bonus: Amber Heard is becoming quite the go-to young hottie for edgy, interesting projects — the fact that she’s not just running off to romantic comedy land is admirable… and hot!


10/28 – “JANIE JONES” (Tribeca Films – David M. Rosenthal – Drama)

darby2-05302011.jpgWhat Is It: A young teen (Abigail Breslin) is abandoned by her junkie mother (Elisabeth Shue) at a concert and thrust into a relationship with her newly-discovered father (Alessandro Nivola), a troubled, alcoholic rock star who stumbles into one spot of trouble after another. Reluctantly agreeing to take his daughter on tour, the film follows their journey as they travel from show to show, slowly learning about each other amidst a rapidly unraveling band. “Janie Jones” features original music and Breslin learned to sing and play guitar for the role.

Why We Care: “Janie Jones” is arguably the best music film since “Walk the Line,” with Abigail Breslin delivering another career-defining performance (the first being “Little Miss Sunshine”). Heartfelt and gripping, “Janie Jones” establishes without a doubt that Breslin is one of the leading actors of her generation, able to gently craft a scene with equal parts vulnerability and strength. Nivola, for his part, shines in his role as a troubled frontman, with the actor taking the stage with a commanding presence and easily stepping into the shoes of a Scott Weiland-type character. The film is touching, funny and memorable, ushering audiences on a ride as large and bumpy as their tour bus.

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The 10 Biggest Jerks From ’80s Teen Movies

Catch Footloose and The Breakfast Club during IFC's '80s Weekend.

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The ’80s gifted us with many glorious things like “Thriller,” dance aerobics, and Tab, but none quite as glorious as the teen movie jerk. Often a gentleman, but occasionally a lady, these deliciously douche-y antagonists sauntered around the halls of our favorite cinematic high schools with perfectly feathered hair, popped collars, and a general air of smugness. Before you travel back in time to the Reagan Era for IFC’s ’80s Weekend, check out our list of the biggest jerks from ’80s teen movies. Shoulder pads and Aquanet are totally optional.

1. Steff, Pretty in Pink

No man rocked a linen suit and loafers in the ’80s (or really SINCE the ’80s) quite as well as James Spader’s hunky, “richie” bad guy from Pretty in Pink. Steff looks old enough to be in grad school, which may explain why he’s always seen idling in the halls with a cigarette coolly hanging off his lips instead of actually going to class. He’s also the kind of guy who has house parties where he roams around in open silk robes, rolling joints, and condescending to pretty much everyone including his supposed best friend Blane. Steff may harbor a secret crush on polar opposite Andie, but we’ve always had a love/hate crush on him and his ridiculously great hair.


2. Troy, The Goonies

Yes, the Fratellis are the real villains in our favorite flick about a ragtag group of teens searching for pirate treasure, but without number one tool, Troy (Steve Antin), and his equally terrible father trying to turn The Goondocks into a country club expansion, there’d be no reason for the pirate treasure search in the first place. Troy is the epitome of the Letterman jacket-wearing, convertible-driving preppy jerk we’ve come to know and hate from ’80s films. His sole aim is to “make it” with girl-next-door Andy (Kerri Green) so when she refuses to ride up his wishing well bucket (in more ways than one) and sends up his embroidered cardigan instead, he angrily yells, “ANDY, YOU GOONIE!” At least he has his sweater back to keep him warm from the cold shoulder Andy just gave him.


3. Hardy, Some Kind of Wonderful

The highly attractive Hardy Jenns (Craig Sheffer) has many less-than-attractive traits including being cruel, misogynistic (“She’s gonna have to beg!”), cheating on girlfriend Amanda (Lea Thompson), and being a total rich snob. Like fellow John Hughes movie tool, Steff, Mr. Jenns also loves a beautifully cut suit and perfect hair, which may be the only thing bigger than his oversized ego. But none of that is enough to keep him from losing two things he can’t just buy back with his gobs of money: his pride and ex Amanda. Looks like THIS Hardy boy has more than a few mysteries to solve, starting with how to become a less terrible person.


4. Heather Chandler, Heathers

New World Pictures
New World Pictures

Lunchtime poll: would you rather be Heather Chandler or kill Heather Chandler? Such is the dilemma faced by frenemy Veronica (Winona Ryder) whose life (and everyone else’s for that matter) is made a living hell by the resident queen bee of the Heathers clique. Ever stylish, Heather Chandler (Kim Walker) favors violently red power suits with huge shoulder pads and matching hair scrunchies. She’s as ruthless about tormenting anyone who gets in her way or barfs on her designer shoes (ahem, Veronica) as she is her croquet game, and frankly, her acid-tongued, NSFW comebacks (some involving chainsaws) are totally legendary. What’s her damage? Oh, just ruling Westerberg like she’s the queen of Westeros. How very.


5. Biff, Back to the Future

Universal
Universal Studios

Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) is basically your typical school bully: pushy, a little dumb, and egged on by a gang of equally pushy, dimwit friends in Converse sneakers and 3D glasses. He also can’t take a hint from pretty Lorraine (Lea Thompson) who clearly wants nothing to do with him either inside or outside of a car. Like most bullies, Biff’s main target is resident school nerd, George “HEY McFly!” McFly (Crispin Glover), whom he forces to do all his homework and beats the crap out of on a regular basis. Speaking of crap, though, Biff gets a truckload dumped on him during a game of chicken with George’s son, Marty (Michael J. Fox). Hey, Biff — if you need us to help you clean up, we’re gonna make like a tree, and get out of here.


6. Johnny Lawrence, The Karate Kid

Columbia
Columbia Pictures

No list of ’80s teen movie villains would be complete without mentioning the weirdly prolific William “Billy” Zabka. Johnny Lawrence is, without question, the greatest of his bad guy personas. A top karate student at Cobra Kai, blond jerk Johnny immediately dislikes grasshopper Daniel (Ralph Macchio) after he notices him getting a little too chummy with ex-girlfriend Ali (Elisabeth Shue) at a party. Naturally, this is the catalyst for the showdown to end all karate showdowns, and Johnny will do anything to win; even an illegal move against an already injured Daniel. In his leather jackets and karate bandanas, Johnny is the ultimate dreamy bad boy you love to hate and hate to love. Sweep the leg? More like he swept us all off our feet.


7. Principal Vernon, The Breakfast Club

Universal
Universal Studios

Good ol’ Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason) — or Dick, as Bender (Judd Nelson) would call him — and his 1,000-word essay during Saturday detention are all that stand between our Brain (Anthony Michael Hall), Athlete (Emilio Estevez), Basket Case (Ally Sheedy), Princess (Molly Ringwald), and Criminal (Nelson) and freedom. With a wardrobe possibly raided from Barry Manilow, Vernon is overly stern and harsh, especially to John Bender, whom he locks in a closet and gives detentions to as freely as Oprah gives away cars. Hey, you mess with the bull, you get the horns, right? (Click here to see all airings of The Breakfast Club on IFC.)


8. Reverend Moore, Footloose

There are overly-protective fathers and then there is Reverend Shaw Moore (John Lithgow). Stubborn and pious, Moore refuses to lift the ban on dancing and rock music in Bomont, putting an even bigger wedge between himself and wild daughter Ariel (Lori Singer). Moore is all fire and brimstone in the pulpit, preaching against the very things — like sex, drugs, dancing, and alcohol — he believes led to son Bobby’s death in a car accident. When Ren (Kevin Bacon) stands up to him during a town council meeting and quotes joyful passages about dancing from the Bible, Moore’s demeanor begins to change. Come on, Reverend. No one can resist a slice of Bacon! (Click here to see all airings of Footloose on IFC.)


9. Jeanie, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Paramount
Paramount Pictures

Much like Principal Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), Jeanie (Jennifer Grey) is less-than-amused by brother Ferris’ (Matthew Broderick) shenanigans, especially considering he never seems to get in trouble for anything with either their parents or school. But Jeanie’s attempts to catch her brother in the act wind up landing her in the police station where she finds time to make out with a drug dealer and throw some serious shade before speeding off with her mother to try to beat Ferris home. Jeanie Bueller’s day off is decidedly not quite as fun as Ferris’.


10. Stan Gable, Revenge of the Nerds

26 year-old Ted McGinley was cast as cardigan-wearing jock Stan Gable partially based on a calendar-modeling gig he’d had, which explains a lot about what you need to know about Stan. The alpha male of the Alpha Beta fraternity pretty much coasts by on his good looks and athletic abilities while delegating all his dirty work to doofus best friend Ogre (Donald Gibb). But make no mistake, Stan has it out for any and all nerds who try to steal both his spot as big man on campus and his girl. Never cross a man in a cardigan.

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Pokemon Go Goes Hollywood, Real Life Futurama, and More of This Week’s Funniest Videos

This week we're laughing at Indiana Jones catching Pokémon, Donald Trump meeting Grimace and more.

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It pains us to say this, but this summer is not even half over. Beaten on all sides by weather, current events, and anyone behind a podium, we could definitely use a breather. Luckily, we have a handful of funny videos before you break for the weekend.

From a scarily accurate real-life version of Futurama to Trump meeting a beloved McDonaldland character, here are five funny things from this week you need to watch.

1. The Best T-Shirts in Film

From Wayne and Garth to your neighborhood skateboarder, everyone loves a great T-shirt. In fact, the quickest way to humanize a character to a viewer is to put ’em in a novel-T, and there’ve been a few cinematic greats through the years — which YouTuber Travis Greenwood compiled in a supercut worthy of a mall kiosk.


2. I’m Afraid to Talk to Men

Comedian Chris Fleming has a knack for outrageous characters and bizarrely catchy earworms. Give a listen to his latest ditty about his fears that any encounter with dudes will lead to him talking about birds or mentioning Stevie Nicks. Looks like we found our 2016 summer song.


3. Real Life Futurama Fan Trailer

In a gorgeous and dazzling abuse of intellectual property rights, this teaser for Fan-O-Rama — a fan-made, real-life version of Futurama — shows a keen eye for detail and a big heart for the animated series. Cinema Relics clearly went all-out for this one, from a fully articulating Bender to a jowl-wobbling Nixon head, and it definitely has us looking forward to the full-length video.


4. Pokémon Go Hollywood

As more and more countries are invited to clog the overloaded servers, there’s no denying Pokémon Go is a cultural phenomenon. And while it didn’t take much prodding to get us all into Pidgey-wranglin’, YouTuber Darth Blender conceived of a Hollywood filled with Pokémon-sponsored product placement. Set to the cartoon theme song, Indiana Jones, Deadpool, and Mad Max are determined to catch them all.


5. Donald Trump Meets Grimace

A testament to his staunch honesty, integrity, and humility, Donald Trump continues to run a flawless presidential campaign with absolutely no cause for concern, alarm, or emigration. But despite the media’s intense vetting process that begat zero scandals or impeachable acts, Trump does have one small blemish from his past: a series of embarrassing McDonald’s ads featuring him alongside Grimace. But thankfully, for the lives and safety of this planet, this is the only regrettable thing he’s done.

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10 Surprising Facts About The Bad News Bears Movies

Catch the Bad News Bears movies this month on IFC.

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The Bad News Bears has become one of the most popular sports comedies in movie history. For some fans it’s a classic underdog story. To others, it’s an honest depiction of kids. Regardless of what you get from the movies, you can see all four of them on IFC this month: the original Bad News Bears (1976), the Richard Linklater remake (2005), the sentimental sequel The Bad Bews Bears in Breaking Training (1977) and the bizarre cash-grab The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978) –- where a Little League player battles a Kaiju monster.

Before you tee up with the Bears, check out a few things you might not know about the enduring rough-and-tumble baseball movie franchise.

1. The cast got paid to ad lib.

Bad News Bears Stretcher
Paramount Pictures

The original 1976 Bad News Bears is beloved for its warts-and-all depiction of a group of rowdy youngsters. To make the dialogue feel more real and unpredictable, director Michael Ritchie would pay the actors a dollar each for the best ad-lib of the day. Some of the funniest lines were improvised, including the throwaway bit after Ahmad gets hit in the crotch. Coach Turner calls for a stretcher and Toby asks, “A stretcher for his balls?”


2. The first Bears film originally had a different ending.

Kelly Leak
Paramount Pictures

The original ending of The Bad News Bears had Kelly Leak stealing a Mercedes after he found his Mom was having an affair with Bob Whitewood (the Councilman who hired Buttermaker). There was a police chase that ended up at the stadium where a game is going on. Kelly grabbed a bat, hitting the winning home run but couldn’t go to home because the police were waiting there for him.


3. You can thank ‘Nam for the Bears losing in the first film.

Bad News Bears Team
Paramount Pictures

Richard Linklater (who directed the 2005 Bears remake) noted on the DVD commentary that adult test audiences wanted the Bears to win the big game, but kids loved that the Bears lost. Linklater adds that it was necessary for the Bears to lose in the original, because America was coping with the outcome of the war in Vietnam.


4. The Bears came from all over the country.

Bad News Bears
Paramount Pictures

The filmmakers saw over 1,000 kids in Los Angeles, but felt they couldn’t be natural. Director Michael Ritchie said professionally trained child actors had too many bad habits and “talked like kids in The Brady Bunch.” The filmmakers auditioned young actors in New York (where they found three Bears, including Tanner) and Texas (where they discovered Engelberg) in order to assemble the ragtag bunch.


5. Where’s Engelberg Now?

Engleberg Bad News Bears
Paramount Pictures

12-year-old Gary Lee Cavagnaro, who played Bears catcher Engelberg, had never acted before. His mother worked in the shopping center where they held the auditions and saw a sign reading: “WANTED: Kids who weigh more than 160 pounds.” Gary weighed 205, but after the movie he lost 65 pounds and grew four inches, losing his role in the sequel. He was offered a part in Jaws 2, but turned it down because he wanted to play football instead. Today he works for an electronics company in his home state of Texas.


6. Tatum O’Neal did her own pitching.

Tatum O'Neal Bad News Bears
Paramount Pictures

O’Neal, the youngest actor to ever win an Oscar, did her own pitching in the key scenes on the mound. A pitching coach from USC worked with Tatum for five weeks where she learned to throw a curveball, which she could only occasionally throw during filming. (For every one pitch that was used, there were 60 takes left on the cutting room floor.) Despite all this effort, many critics wrote that the film must’ve used a pitching double.


7. The Bears almost met Castro.

Bad News Bears Cuba
Paramount Pictures

In 1978, comedy legend Carl Reiner was approached to direct a fourth Bears movie. Paramount had arranged for Fidel Castro to co-star in The Bad News Bears Go to Cuba, featuring the Revolutionary Leader playing catch with the Little Leaguers, giving a pep talk and throwing out the first ball of the World championship game against the United States. In the script, the game ends with a tie of 0-0 and the two teams share the trophy six months at a time. (Die-hard fans will remember that the last line of The Bad News Go to Japan is Tony Curtis’ character scheming an exhibition game in Cuba.)


8. The Bears inspired a low-budget rip-off.

Bad News Bears Cuba
American International Pictures

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan opened in theaters two months after the release of Here Comes the Tigers, an obscure Bears rip-off directed by Sean S. Cunningham. (The filmmaker would later find fame with Friday the 13th, a title he’d wanted to use for a kids’ soccer comedy.) Tigers follows a reluctant coach, a juvenile delinquent, a “booger-eating moron” named Timmy and features a soundtrack of classical music. Fittingly, IMDB classifies Tigers as a remake.


9. Corey Feldman was a Bad News Bear.

Corey Feldman Bad News Bears
CBS

In 1979, the Bears came to the small screen with a cast of younger players. The TV version has Buttermaker (played by Jack Warden) coaching rather than spending a year in prison after driving a client’s Cadillac into a swimming pool. The cast included eight-year-old Corey Feldman, in what would be his first regular television role. Presumably the producers cast young actors so they wouldn’t get too old if the show proved to be successful. Unfortunately, it only lasted two seasons.


10. The Bears remake had to be booze-free.

Bad News Bears Beer
Paramount Pictures

The 2005 Bad News Bears remake established early on that Buttermaker drinks non-alcoholic beer. (Director Richard Linklater couldn’t use real beer or include actual brand names.) In the victory scene, Buttermaker hands his team bottles of non-alcoholic brew. Despite these compromises, co-screenwriter John Requa was pleased with Billy Bob Thornton’s ability to keep the film from becoming too sentimental, noting that the actor is “incapable of delivering corn.” Even if it means drinking “Goldweisen.”

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