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Our top 10 favorite movie scars, from “Harry Potter” to “The Dark Knight”

Our top 10 favorite movie scars, from “Harry Potter” to “The Dark Knight” (photo)

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“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” officially concludes the adaptation of J.K. Rowling’s multi-volume story about a little wizard boy who didn’t quite know what to make of a jagged lightning bolt scar on his forehead. Harry’s not alone, though. Scars are great conversation starters for anyone who’s ever lived through a fight in a film.

In “Jaws,” “Sin City” and “The Dark Knight,” scars have completely altered the ways we understand the main characters. Sometimes they get us interested in someone’s personal history, and other times, such as in “Ichi the Killer,” the less that gets said the better. Here’s a roll call of the hacks, slashes, bumps and gashes that piqued our interest the most, based on their shapes, stories and in some cases special abilities.

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10. Marv’s body, “Sin City” (2005)
Everybody who’s anybody in “Sin City” has a scar with a story behind it. Mickey Rourke’s character Marv just happens to have a whole body’s worth. It’s possible that he got them during combat in the military, but given his penchant for jumping out of windows and into police squad cars through their windshields, it’s more likely that he just collects them like lint wherever he goes. Guys like Marv have to deal with enough building escapes and dangerous revenge missions that scar tissue and bleeding don’t rank very high on their lists of day-to-day concerns.


9. Inigo Montoya’s face, “The Princess Bride” (1987)
The case of Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), the scars on the sides of his face are merely punctuation marks when he tells the story of how he intends to seek revenge against a man with six fingers for the death of his father. Even if he doesn’t go into detail in the film about how he received them, they’re still there as ominous evidence of his battle wounds on his quest to track the evil fellow down.


8. Alyssa Jones’ love scars, “Chasing Amy” (1997)
Sometimes the story behind a scar is far more entertaining than the mark itself. In the case of Banky (Jason Lee) and Alyssa’s (Joey Lauren Adams) wound chat in “Chasing Amy,” that is definitely the case. As homage to Steven Spielberg’s “Jaws,” the two go at it trying to top each other with story after story about injuries they sustained during sex acts. Unfortunately for Banky, his lost tooth and dysfunctional neck can’t top Alyssa’s heel mark from falling asleep while pleasuring another girl and her scandalously sliced-up knee. (Always be careful while getting it on in a parked car on a hill.)


7. Quint’s arm, “Jaws” (1975)
The scene Kevin Smith tipped his backwards cap to in “Chasing Amy” likewise leaves the impact of its scars to the storytelling. During a male bonding session at sea, Matt Hooper (Richard Drefuss) and Sam Quint (Robert Shaw) immortalized the phrase “I got that beat.” Quint breaks out a lump on his head, which Hooper attempts to one-up with a moray eel bite. An arm wrestling injury and a shark scratch eventually lead to a question about a tattoo removal scar on Quint’s left arm, though. Quint then explains that the tattoo was of the USS Indianapolis and that he served on the ship when it delivered the Hiroshima bomb and was torpedoed during World War II.


6. Tony Montana’s face, “Scarface” (1983)
We don’t get all of the juicy details about the scuffle that resulted in Tony’s (Al Pacino) childhood memento, but when he gets interrogated and asked if he got it while providing oral pleasure to a woman (he and Alyssa Jones could start a club), Montana explains that the kid he had the dispute with is currently unrecognizable.


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Comedy From The Closet

Janice and Jeffrey Available Now On IFC's Comedy Crib

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She’s been referred to as “the love child of Amy Sedaris and Tracy Ullman,” and he’s a self-described “Italian who knows how to cook a great spaghetti alla carbonara.” They’re Mollie Merkel and Matteo Lane, prolific indie comedians who blended their robust creative juices to bring us the new Comedy Crib series Janice and Jeffrey. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. Here’s a taste.

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IFC: How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Mollie & Matteo: Janice and Jeffrey is about a married couple experiencing intimacy issues but who don’t have a clue it’s because they are gay. Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.  Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy.

IFC: What’s your origin story? How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together?

Mollie: We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago. It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. We sort of just fell in love with each other’s… ACT! Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special.

IFC: How would Janice describe Jeffrey?

Mollie: “He can paint, cook homemade Bolognese, and sing Opera. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. He doesn’t suffocate me with attention so our love has room to breath.”

IFC: How would Jeffrey describe Janice?

Matteo: “Like a Ford. Built to last.”

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Mollie & Matteo: Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire. Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet. No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. Having compassion but providing the desperate relief of laughter…This seemed like the healthiest, best way to “fight” the gay rights “fight”.

IFC: Hummus is hilarious. Why is it so funny?

Mollie: It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. I started to see it in a lot of lesbians’ refrigerators at a time. It’s like observing a lesbian in a comfortable shoe. It’s a language we speak. Pass the Hummus. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya?

See the whole season of Janice and Jeffrey right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Inspiration For Die Hard Dads

Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long

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Yippee ki-yay, everybody! It’s time to celebrate the those most literal of mother-effers: dads!

And just in case the title of this post left anything to the imagination, IFC is giving dads balls-to-the-wall ’80s treatment with a glorious marathon of action trailblazer Die Hard.

There are so many things we could say about Die Hard. We could talk about how it was comedian Bruce Willis’s first foray into action flicks, or Alan Rickman’s big screen debut. But dads don’t give a sh!t about that stuff.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. So while you celebrate the fathers in your life, consider how John McClane would respond to these traditional “dad” moments…

Wedding Toasts

Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity.
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Using Public Restrooms

While nine out of ten dads would rather die than use a disgusting public bathroom, McClane isn’t bothered one bit. So long as he can fit a bloody foot in the sink, he’s G2G.
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Awkward Dancing

Because every dad needs a signature move.
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Writing Thank You Notes

It can be hard for dads to express gratitude. Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal.
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Valentine’s Day

How would John McClane say “I heart you” in a way that ain’t cliche? The image speaks for itself.
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Shopping

The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list. But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? Nope. He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult.
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Last Minute Errands

John McClane knows when a fight isn’t worth fighting.
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Sneaking Out Of The Office Early

What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads.
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Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Role model fodder abounds in the Die Hard marathon all Father’s Day long on IFC.

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Founding Farters

Know Your Nerd History

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC.

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That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities, musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion. It’s too easy to think that it’s always been this way. But the truth is we owe much to our nerd forebearers who toiled through the jock-filled ’80s so that we might take over the world.

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Our humble beginnings are perhaps best captured in iconic ’80s romp Revenge of the Nerds. Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today.

To make sure you’re in the know about our very important cultural roots, here’s a quick download of the vengeful nerds without whom our shameful stereotypes might never have evolved.

Lewis Skolnick

The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism – even in the face of humiliating self-awareness – basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement.

Gilbert Lowe

OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. Think Aaron Burr to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. Who knows if Lewis could have kept up his optimism without Lowe’s Debbie-Downer outlook?

Arnold Poindexter

A music nerd who, after a soft start (inside joke, you’ll get it later), came out of his shell and let his passion lead instead of his anxiety. If you played an instrument (specifically, electric violin), and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.

Booger

A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. If you don’t think he sounds like a classic nerd, you’re absolutely right. And that’s the whole point. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association.

Lamar Latrell

Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer. In other words, a total groundbreaker. He proved to the world that nerds don’t have a single mold, but are simply outcasts waiting for their moment.

Ogre

Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he (in a sequel) leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds.

Well, there they are. Never forget that we stand on their shoulders.

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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