Remember way back in Vacation Bible School or studying for your bar mitzvah or when you were watching that Hilary Swank end-of-days movie and heard about some plagues that were all the rage in the Old Testament? No? Well back in Biblical times when God got ticked off he would send down plagues of blood in the water, giant locusts, cattle disease, etc until people straightened up and starting acting right. Best way to avoid annoying the diety and skipping all those plagues when others do? Stay inside.
Here’s what to watch this week on IFC:
Spend happy hour with the Bluths! Back-to-back episodes of “Arrested Development” start at 6 p.m. ET. Martinis anyone?
Slather on some mosquito repellant and roast weenies over the stove, because “Meatballs” is on the air at 8 p.m. ET. Send yourself to the second-best camp on the lake.
Rise and shine and wake and bake with Richard Linklater’s “Waking Life”. It’s deep, man. The fun starts at 11:45 a.m. ET.
Thinking about backpacking through Europe with some buddies this summer? Maybe you should watch Eli Roth’s “Hostel” for some travel tips. Tune in at 11:30 p.m. ET for ways to have cheap fun this summer.
Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” airs at 5 p.m. ET. It’s the perfect excuse to eat cake.
Spend the afternoon in “Portlandia.” We have a marathon of Fred Armisen’s and Carrie Brownstein’s sketch comedy show beginning at noon ET. Learn to talk like a local before you watch: