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24 Must-Play Indie Games for Your iPad

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With the iPad 2, Apple’s made the experience of playing games on their handhelds even more attractive. The company’s second stab at a tablet delivers a faster, lighter device with a sharper, brighter screen. The touch sensitivity feels improved, too, making it perfect for the flood of games that continue to assault the App Store. Indie game-makers are finding great success with iOS games and, in no particular order, we’ve picked out a few of the best and most intriguing for all you new iPad owners to check out.

1. “Tiny Wings
Developer: 10tons Ltd.

It’s Kinda Like if “Angry Birds” + Slalom Skiing Made a Baby:
Like “Angry Birds”, “Tiny Wings” finds joy in trajectory physics. Unlike the irritated avian, however, the arcs don’t end with a concussion, but a graceful landing, followed by an incline that sends the bird back into the sky. Where “Angry Birds” is violent, “Tiny Wings” is peaceful.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
Most of us cannot unfurl a yoga mat in the office or play the sounds of a trickling brook during a 3 o’clock conference call. Instead, we have “Tiny Wings”, a Zen-escape confined to the dimensions of our iDevice. The goal is to get a just-woken big-boned bird to flutter across as many islands within a couple minutes. Using the bird’s weight, the player presses the bird into the downward slope of the islands’ hills to gain speed, before letting go in the curve of valley and sending the bird up towards the clouds. This mechanic is repeated over-and-over, the skilled player gradually learning when and where to land the bird for optimal speed. There is a leader board along with unlockable score multipliers, but the game is best experienced as a frivolous, relaxing diversion. Who needs goals when you have a catchy tune in your ear and the virtual wind on our face?

2. “Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP“Developer: Capybara Games

It’s Kinda Like if ‘The Legend of Zelda” + “Punchout!!” Made a Baby:
Here is a game made by people whom love games, retro ones particularly. The fantasy setting and rhythmic battle sequences channel “Zelda” and “Punchout!!”, respectively, but there are enough winks and nods here that it’s a surprise the app doesn’t break its neck.

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Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
What artist Craig Adams has created in “S:S&SEP” is a warm and tangible adventure game. The genre has always been about clicking, and by updating it for the iPad – providing a beautiful, reactive environment that begs to be clicked, poked and tapped — it feels not just fresh, but correct, like this is how these games were meant to be experienced all along. As if everything before this was held back by unsuitable hardware. The game does have its faults. The puzzles can be repetitive and the dialogue grating, but the quibbles take a backseat so long as the player willingly dives head first into the pixilated towns, valleys and creepy caverns.

3. “Ten Pin Shuffle
Developer: Digital Smoke, LLC

It’s Kinda Like if Cosmic Bowling + Shuffle Board Made a Baby:
“Tin Pin Shuffle” is actually three games in one, all which would do well in a local pub or a cruise shop lounge. The first is tabletop shuffleboard. The second is 10 pin bowling with a shuffle puck instead of a bowling ball. And the third is a curious mix of the two, plus poker. Strikes and spares reward cards, and the person with the best five-card hand at the end of ten frames wins. You can practically hear grandpa downloading it already.

Ten Pin Shuffle.jpgWhy It’s Worth Your GBs:
“10 Pin Shuffle” is a remnant of the early days of iPhone development: a straightforward take on a popular bar game. Though it’s polished, it is unlikely this will be your go-to app when showing the iPad’s graphical power. What the game does have going for it is the multiplayer. With two iPads and a WiFi connection, players can go head-to-head in all three modes. The game is so intuitive, that even the most stubborn non-gamer should feel at home slinging the puck. Think of the app as an investment for those long annual car rides with the in-laws.

4. “Battleheart
Developer: Mika Mobile

It’s Kinda Like if “Castle Crashers” + “Dungeon Siege” Made a Baby:
What elevates “Battleheart” above the app store’s dank dungeon of mediocre role-playing games is the ease of use. The game takes full advantage of the iPad’s touch interface, abandoning the irritating virtual d-pad used regularly in similar games from mega-publishers. More importantly, the game streamlines the genre, making it easier for casual iPad gamers to experience. Rather than weight the player down with confusing menu systems that require hours of tinkering, “Battleheart does most of the heavy lifting for the player. The menu is simple, sparse and fast – something rarely said when describing a strategy RPG.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
Since the player doesn’t live in the game’s menu screen, more time is spent in the game’s many battles. Winning a battle requires some pre-fight strategy. Casual gamers should think of it like setting up a board for Risk or Stratego. The player must select a party of four characters that compliment one another’s talents. For example, a cleric can heal a knight, while he charges into a scrimmage. Or a witch can play offense from a distance, while a Viking (yes, a Viking) fights close-range. Simply drawing a line controls most actions. Want the Viking to attack the goblin? Draw a line from the former to the latter. It is easy to learn and pretty to look at, a good game for the whole family — assuming you’re willing to relinquish it.

5. “Death Rally
Developer: Remedy Games

It’s Kinda Like if “Micro Machines” + “Twisted Metal” Made a Baby:
The cutesy cars of the 8-bit days careen into the violent vehicles of the 32-bit days in this remake of a game designed originally for PC. Call it a highway pile-up of every kart racer released in the last two decades.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
We hear plenty about the iPad’s graphical potential, but we rarely see it. With “Death Rally”, developer Remedy Games have taken a proven game – though graphically outdated – and painted it, waxed it and washed it to a shine. The cars, which speed forward automatically, look like Micro Machines designed by Todd McFarlane, and their environment, a wasteland of dilapidated cities and scorched bone yards, is a beautiful sight during those rare moments the race slows to a manageable pace. Controlled from a bird’s-eye-view, the game is significantly easier to steer than racing games that put the camera in the driver’s seat. And for those that struggle with steering, the arsenal of bullets, rockets and mines should help you cross the finish line first — with no competition remaining. It’s brash, but light; dark, but funny; and updated regularly.

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Hard Out

Comedy From The Closet

Janice and Jeffrey Available Now On IFC's Comedy Crib

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She’s been referred to as “the love child of Amy Sedaris and Tracy Ullman,” and he’s a self-described “Italian who knows how to cook a great spaghetti alla carbonara.” They’re Mollie Merkel and Matteo Lane, prolific indie comedians who blended their robust creative juices to bring us the new Comedy Crib series Janice and Jeffrey. Mollie and Matteo took time to answer our probing questions about their series and themselves. Here’s a taste.

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IFC: How would you describe Janice and Jeffrey to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Mollie & Matteo: Janice and Jeffrey is about a married couple experiencing intimacy issues but who don’t have a clue it’s because they are gay. Their oblivion makes them even more endearing.  Their total lack of awareness provides for a buffet of comedy.

IFC: What’s your origin story? How did you two people meet and how long have you been working together?

Mollie: We met at a dive bar in Wrigley Field Chicago. It was a show called Entertaining Julie… It was a cool variety scene with lots of talented people. I was doing Janice one night and Matteo was doing an impression of Liza Minnelli. We sort of just fell in love with each other’s… ACT! Matteo made the first move and told me how much he loved Janice and I drove home feeling like I just met someone really special.

IFC: How would Janice describe Jeffrey?

Mollie: “He can paint, cook homemade Bolognese, and sing Opera. Not to mention he has a great body. He makes me feel empowered and free. He doesn’t suffocate me with attention so our love has room to breath.”

IFC: How would Jeffrey describe Janice?

Matteo: “Like a Ford. Built to last.”

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Mollie & Matteo: Our current political world is mirroring and reflecting this belief that homosexuality is wrong. So what better time for satire. Everyone is so pro gay and equal rights, which is of course what we want, too. But no one is looking at middle America and people actually in the closet. No one is saying, hey this is really painful and tragic, and sitting with that. Having compassion but providing the desperate relief of laughter…This seemed like the healthiest, best way to “fight” the gay rights “fight”.

IFC: Hummus is hilarious. Why is it so funny?

Mollie: It just seems like something people take really seriously, which is funny to me. I started to see it in a lot of lesbians’ refrigerators at a time. It’s like observing a lesbian in a comfortable shoe. It’s a language we speak. Pass the Hummus. Turn on the Indigo Girls would ya?

See the whole season of Janice and Jeffrey right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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Die Hard Dads

Inspiration For Die Hard Dads

Die Hard is on IFC all Father's Day Long

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Yippee ki-yay, everybody! It’s time to celebrate the those most literal of mother-effers: dads!

And just in case the title of this post left anything to the imagination, IFC is giving dads balls-to-the-wall ’80s treatment with a glorious marathon of action trailblazer Die Hard.

There are so many things we could say about Die Hard. We could talk about how it was comedian Bruce Willis’s first foray into action flicks, or Alan Rickman’s big screen debut. But dads don’t give a sh!t about that stuff.

No, dads just want to fantasize that they could be deathproof quip factory John McClane in their own mundane lives. So while you celebrate the fathers in your life, consider how John McClane would respond to these traditional “dad” moments…

Wedding Toasts

Dads always struggle to find the right words of welcome to extend to new family. John McClane, on the other hand, is the master of inclusivity.
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Using Public Restrooms

While nine out of ten dads would rather die than use a disgusting public bathroom, McClane isn’t bothered one bit. So long as he can fit a bloody foot in the sink, he’s G2G.
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Awkward Dancing

Because every dad needs a signature move.
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Writing Thank You Notes

It can be hard for dads to express gratitude. Not only can McClane articulate his thanks, he makes it feel personal.
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Valentine’s Day

How would John McClane say “I heart you” in a way that ain’t cliche? The image speaks for itself.
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Shopping

The only thing most dads hate more than shopping is fielding eleventh-hour phone calls with additional items for the list. But does McClane throw a typical man-tantrum? Nope. He finds the words to express his feelings like a goddam adult.
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Last Minute Errands

John McClane knows when a fight isn’t worth fighting.
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Sneaking Out Of The Office Early

What is this, high school? Make a real exit, dads.
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Think you or your dad could stand to be more like Bruce? Role model fodder abounds in the Die Hard marathon all Father’s Day long on IFC.

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Founding Farters

Know Your Nerd History

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC.

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That we live in the heyday of nerds is no hot secret. Scientists are celebrities, musicians are robots and late night hosts can recite every word of the Silmarillion. It’s too easy to think that it’s always been this way. But the truth is we owe much to our nerd forebearers who toiled through the jock-filled ’80s so that we might take over the world.

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Our humble beginnings are perhaps best captured in iconic ’80s romp Revenge of the Nerds. Like the founding fathers of our Country, the titular nerds rose above their circumstances to culturally pave the way for every Colbert and deGrasse Tyson that we know and love today.

To make sure you’re in the know about our very important cultural roots, here’s a quick download of the vengeful nerds without whom our shameful stereotypes might never have evolved.

Lewis Skolnick

The George Washington of nerds whose unflappable optimism – even in the face of humiliating self-awareness – basically gave birth to the Geek Pride movement.

Gilbert Lowe

OK, this guy is wet blanket, but an important wet blanket. Think Aaron Burr to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. His glass-mostly-empty attitude is a galvanizing force for Lewis. Who knows if Lewis could have kept up his optimism without Lowe’s Debbie-Downer outlook?

Arnold Poindexter

A music nerd who, after a soft start (inside joke, you’ll get it later), came out of his shell and let his passion lead instead of his anxiety. If you played an instrument (specifically, electric violin), and you were a nerd, this was your patron saint.

Booger

A sex-loving, blunt-smoking, nose-picking guitar hero. If you don’t think he sounds like a classic nerd, you’re absolutely right. And that’s the whole point. Along with Lamar, he simultaneously expanded the definition of nerd and gave pre-existing nerds a twisted sort of cred by association.

Lamar Latrell

Black, gay, and a crazy good breakdancer. In other words, a total groundbreaker. He proved to the world that nerds don’t have a single mold, but are simply outcasts waiting for their moment.

Ogre

Exceedingly stupid, this dumbass was monumental because he (in a sequel) leaves the jocks to become a nerd. Totally unheard of back then. Now all jocks are basically nerds.

Well, there they are. Never forget that we stand on their shoulders.

Revenge of the Nerds is on IFC all month long.

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