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24 Must-Play Indie Games for Your iPad

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With the iPad 2, Apple’s made the experience of playing games on their handhelds even more attractive. The company’s second stab at a tablet delivers a faster, lighter device with a sharper, brighter screen. The touch sensitivity feels improved, too, making it perfect for the flood of games that continue to assault the App Store. Indie game-makers are finding great success with iOS games and, in no particular order, we’ve picked out a few of the best and most intriguing for all you new iPad owners to check out.

1. “Tiny Wings
Developer: 10tons Ltd.

It’s Kinda Like if “Angry Birds” + Slalom Skiing Made a Baby:
Like “Angry Birds”, “Tiny Wings” finds joy in trajectory physics. Unlike the irritated avian, however, the arcs don’t end with a concussion, but a graceful landing, followed by an incline that sends the bird back into the sky. Where “Angry Birds” is violent, “Tiny Wings” is peaceful.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
Most of us cannot unfurl a yoga mat in the office or play the sounds of a trickling brook during a 3 o’clock conference call. Instead, we have “Tiny Wings”, a Zen-escape confined to the dimensions of our iDevice. The goal is to get a just-woken big-boned bird to flutter across as many islands within a couple minutes. Using the bird’s weight, the player presses the bird into the downward slope of the islands’ hills to gain speed, before letting go in the curve of valley and sending the bird up towards the clouds. This mechanic is repeated over-and-over, the skilled player gradually learning when and where to land the bird for optimal speed. There is a leader board along with unlockable score multipliers, but the game is best experienced as a frivolous, relaxing diversion. Who needs goals when you have a catchy tune in your ear and the virtual wind on our face?

2. “Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP“Developer: Capybara Games

It’s Kinda Like if ‘The Legend of Zelda” + “Punchout!!” Made a Baby:
Here is a game made by people whom love games, retro ones particularly. The fantasy setting and rhythmic battle sequences channel “Zelda” and “Punchout!!”, respectively, but there are enough winks and nods here that it’s a surprise the app doesn’t break its neck.

Walk in the Woods from Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery on Vimeo.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
What artist Craig Adams has created in “S:S&SEP” is a warm and tangible adventure game. The genre has always been about clicking, and by updating it for the iPad – providing a beautiful, reactive environment that begs to be clicked, poked and tapped — it feels not just fresh, but correct, like this is how these games were meant to be experienced all along. As if everything before this was held back by unsuitable hardware. The game does have its faults. The puzzles can be repetitive and the dialogue grating, but the quibbles take a backseat so long as the player willingly dives head first into the pixilated towns, valleys and creepy caverns.

3. “Ten Pin Shuffle
Developer: Digital Smoke, LLC

It’s Kinda Like if Cosmic Bowling + Shuffle Board Made a Baby:
“Tin Pin Shuffle” is actually three games in one, all which would do well in a local pub or a cruise shop lounge. The first is tabletop shuffleboard. The second is 10 pin bowling with a shuffle puck instead of a bowling ball. And the third is a curious mix of the two, plus poker. Strikes and spares reward cards, and the person with the best five-card hand at the end of ten frames wins. You can practically hear grandpa downloading it already.

Ten Pin Shuffle.jpgWhy It’s Worth Your GBs:
“10 Pin Shuffle” is a remnant of the early days of iPhone development: a straightforward take on a popular bar game. Though it’s polished, it is unlikely this will be your go-to app when showing the iPad’s graphical power. What the game does have going for it is the multiplayer. With two iPads and a WiFi connection, players can go head-to-head in all three modes. The game is so intuitive, that even the most stubborn non-gamer should feel at home slinging the puck. Think of the app as an investment for those long annual car rides with the in-laws.

4. “Battleheart
Developer: Mika Mobile

It’s Kinda Like if “Castle Crashers” + “Dungeon Siege” Made a Baby:
What elevates “Battleheart” above the app store’s dank dungeon of mediocre role-playing games is the ease of use. The game takes full advantage of the iPad’s touch interface, abandoning the irritating virtual d-pad used regularly in similar games from mega-publishers. More importantly, the game streamlines the genre, making it easier for casual iPad gamers to experience. Rather than weight the player down with confusing menu systems that require hours of tinkering, “Battleheart does most of the heavy lifting for the player. The menu is simple, sparse and fast – something rarely said when describing a strategy RPG.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
Since the player doesn’t live in the game’s menu screen, more time is spent in the game’s many battles. Winning a battle requires some pre-fight strategy. Casual gamers should think of it like setting up a board for Risk or Stratego. The player must select a party of four characters that compliment one another’s talents. For example, a cleric can heal a knight, while he charges into a scrimmage. Or a witch can play offense from a distance, while a Viking (yes, a Viking) fights close-range. Simply drawing a line controls most actions. Want the Viking to attack the goblin? Draw a line from the former to the latter. It is easy to learn and pretty to look at, a good game for the whole family — assuming you’re willing to relinquish it.

5. “Death Rally
Developer: Remedy Games

It’s Kinda Like if “Micro Machines” + “Twisted Metal” Made a Baby:
The cutesy cars of the 8-bit days careen into the violent vehicles of the 32-bit days in this remake of a game designed originally for PC. Call it a highway pile-up of every kart racer released in the last two decades.

Why It’s Worth Your GBs:
We hear plenty about the iPad’s graphical potential, but we rarely see it. With “Death Rally”, developer Remedy Games have taken a proven game – though graphically outdated – and painted it, waxed it and washed it to a shine. The cars, which speed forward automatically, look like Micro Machines designed by Todd McFarlane, and their environment, a wasteland of dilapidated cities and scorched bone yards, is a beautiful sight during those rare moments the race slows to a manageable pace. Controlled from a bird’s-eye-view, the game is significantly easier to steer than racing games that put the camera in the driver’s seat. And for those that struggle with steering, the arsenal of bullets, rockets and mines should help you cross the finish line first — with no competition remaining. It’s brash, but light; dark, but funny; and updated regularly.

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Forget Oscar

Find Your Spirit Animal

The Spirit Awards are LIVE this Saturday at 2p PT/5p ET.

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In just a few precious days, the greatest, most epic, most star-studded awards ceremony of the year comes to IFC.

And please, we’re definitely not talking about the Oscars. We’re talking about the Spirit Awards. Hosted by iconic comedy duo Nick Kroll and John Mulaney, it’s a relatively under-the-radar awards show with serious cred. And if the past is any indicator, we’re in for a wild night.

If you feel like doing your homework, you can find a full list of nominees and performance excerpts here. It reads like a who’s who of everyone that matters – those larger-than-life personalities with status that borders on mythological. Our celebrity spirit animals, if you will.

This isn’t hyperbole. Literally everyone who takes the stage at the awards show is spirit animal material. Let’s see if we can help you find yours…

Do you

Live in someone else’s shadow despite shining like the sun? Do you inexplicably vandalize your pretty-boy good looks with a sloppy-joe man bun and a repellent pubic-hair beard? Do you think sounding stoned and sounding thoughtful are kinda the same thing?

Congratulations, your spirit animal is Casey Affleck.

He’s the self-canonized patron saint of anyone who’s got the goods but doesn’t give a damn.

Do you

Have mid-length hair and exude a certain feminine masculinity that is universally appealing? Are you drawn to situations that promise little to nothing in the way of grooming or hygiene as a transparently self-conscious attempt to conceal your radiant inner glow? Does that fail miserably?

Way to go, your spirit animal is Viggo Mortensen.

He’s the yoga teacher of actors, in that what should make him super nasty only increases his curb appeal.

Do you

Get zero recognition for work that everyone knows is unrivaled? Do you inspire greatness in others yet get shortchanged when it comes to your own acclaim? Are you a goddam B-52 bomber in an industry of biplanes?

Bingo, your spirit animal is Annette Bening.

What does it take for this artist to win an Oscar? Honestly now, if her performance in 20th Century Women doesn’t earn her every award on the planet, consider it proof that the Universe truly is a cold dark void absent of reason or compassion.

Do you

Walk into a room full of strangers and walk out with a room full of friends? Have you been hiding under the radar just waiting for the right moment to leap out into the spotlight and stay there FOREVER? Do you possess the almost messianic ability to elevate Shia LaBeouf’s on-screen charisma?

You guessed it (or not), your spirit animal is 100% Sasha Lane.

If you haven’t seen American Honey, then you haven’t heard of her. She came out of the blue with a performance both subtle and powerful, and now she’s going to be in all the movies from this moment on. Or she should be, at any rate.

Don’t see your spirit animal there? Worry not. There are many more nominees to choose from, and you can see them all (yes, including Shia LaBeouf) during the Independent Spirit Awards, this Saturday at 2pm PT/5pm ET only on IFC.

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Car Notes

Portlandia Keeps Road Rage In Park

Get a lesson in parking etiquette on a new Portlandia.

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It’s the most American form of cause and effect: Park like a monster, receive a passive-aggressive note.

car notes note

This unofficial rule of the road is critical to keeping the great big wheel of car-related Karma in balance. And naturally, Portlandia’s Kath and Dave have elevated it to an awkward, awkward art form in Car Notes, the Portlandia web series presented by Subaru.

If you’ve somehow missed the memo about Car Notes until now, you can catch up on every installment online, on the IFC app, and on demand. You can even have a little taste right here:

If your interest is piqued – great news for you! A special Car Notes sketch makes an appearance in the latest episode of Portlandia, and you can catch up on it now right here.

Watch all-new Portlandia Thursdays at 10P on IFC.

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Naked and Hungry

Two New Ways to Threeway

IFC's Comedy Crib gets sensual in time for Valentine's Day.

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This week, two scandalous new digital series debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib.
Ménage à Trois invites people to participate in a real-life couple’s fantasy boudoir. And The Filling is Mutual follows two saucy chefs who invite comedians to make food inspired by their routines. Each show crosses some major boundaries in sexy and/or delicious ways, and each are impossible to describe in detail without arousing some awkward physical cravings. Which is why it’s best to hear it directly from the minds behind the madness…

Ménage à Trois

According to Diana Kolsky and Murf Meyer, the two extremely versatile constants in the ever-shifting à trois, “MàT is a sensually psychedelic late night variety show exploring matters of hearts, parts and every goddamn thing in between…PS, any nudes will be 100% tasteful.”

This sexy brainchild includes sketches, music, and props that would put Pee-wee’s Playhouse to shame. But how could this fantastical new twist on the vanilla-sex variety show format have come to be?

“We met in a UCB improv class taught by Chris Gethard. It was clear that we both humped to the beat of our own drum; our souls and tongues intermingled at the bar after class, so we dove in head first.”

Sign me up, but promise to go slow. This tricycle is going to need training wheels.

The Filling is Mutual

Comedians Jen Saunderson and Jenny Zigrino became best friends after meeting in the restroom at the Gotham Comedy Club, which explains their super-comfortable dynamic when cooking with their favorite comedians. “We talk about comedy, sex, menses, the obnoxiousness of Christina Aguilera all while eating food that most would push off their New Year’s resolution.”

The hook of cooking food based off of comedy routines is so perfect and so personal. It made us wonder about what dishes Jen & Jenny would pair with some big name comedy staples, like…

Bill Murray?
“Oh, that’s easy Meatballs with Lingonberry Space Jam it’d be great, but then we’d have to Oh, that’s easy Meatballs with Lingonberry Space Jam it’d be great, but then we’d have to… Oh, that’s easy Meatballs with Lingonberry Space Jam it’d be great, but then we’d have to avoid doing any kind of silly Groundhog Day reference.” 

Bridget Everett?
“Cream Balls… Sea Salt encrusted Chocolate Ganache Covered Ice Cream Ball that melt cream when you bite into them.” 

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney? 
“I’d make George and Gil black and white cookies from scratch and just as we open the oven to put the cookie in we’d prank ’em with an obnoxious amount of tuna!!!”

Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen? 
“Definitely a raw cacao “safe word” brownie. Cacao!”

Just perfect.

See both new series in their entirety on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

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