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2010’s Biggest Wastes of Acting Talent

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There may be nothing more frustrating to watch as a movie lover than good talent wasted. From our perspective, we felt that frustration way too many times in 2010, as we watched some of our favorite actors squandered in underwritten supporting roles and pointless cameos. Here, now, is our list of the 14 most egregious examples. The point of this list isn’t to bash these actors. On the contrary, we want to shame the filmmakers who had the good sense to hire these brilliant folks but the bad judgment not to use them properly.


Ellen Page in “Inception”

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Take a look at the “Inception” Memorable Quotes page on IMDb. Now search for quotes for Ellen Page’s character, Ariadne. They’re all questions. “Why is it so important to dream?” “Why wouldn’t I wake up?” “Why can’t you go home?” “Whose subconscious are we going through exactly?” And on and on. Page plays the film’s dream architect, the person responsible for designing the worlds the rest of the characters travel through in their sleep. But really, she is the audience surrogate who stands around looking confused and asking questions. So while Page has plenty of screentime in “Inception” it is all a big misuse of her talents. Page is a smart woman, and she’s good playing smart characters: Hayley in “Hard Candy;” Juno in “Juno.” But for all her architectural genius, Ariadne’s a bit of a dim bulb, and that makes her a bad case of miscasting for Page. You might as well hire Babe Ruth in his prime to be your team’s batboy. [MS]


01062010_KnightandDay.jpgPaul Dano in “Knight and Day”
Directed by James Mangold

It’s not unusual for actors known for indie films to take supporting turns in big blockbusters to help pay the bills, but Paul Dano and Peter Sarsgaard, not to mention recent Oscar nominee Viola Davis (who’s getting really good at playing parts that call for her only to crosses her arms and look disgruntled), were likely expecting more when they signed on to “Walk the Line” director James Mangold’s first action film. While Sarsgaard comes off as a standard issue baddie, the real question mark is Dano, who plays a nerdy inventor notable mainly for his oddly stringy goatee. By design, the character and his bottomless battery invention are a bit of a McGuffin, but what’s worse for Dano is having to confront the same dilemma Shia LaBeouf did in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:” having to play the one-dimensional comic relief for major stars (Tom Cruise or Cameron Diaz) without upstaging them, even though audiences know he’s capable of more. Dano does the best he can in that department, which means he isn’t able to show the reasons why he was probably cast in the first place. [SS]

Lizzy Caplan in “127 Hours”
Directed by Danny Boyle

While it’s safe to say many of us at IFC.com are firm believers that everyone from the cast of “Party Down” should have their own starring vehicles (see: Adam Scott), Lizzy Caplan should have some genuine gripes about what went down in 2010. After the cancellation of “Party Down,” Caplan saw her unique wit and verve lavished on the thankless role of the rock journalist who captures John Cusack’s heart in “Hot Tub Time Machine” and then appeared in the wordless role of Aron Ralston’s sister in “127 Hours.” One can’t blame Caplan for wanting to work with Danny Boyle, no doubt saying to her agent at some point the old adage, “I’d sweep up in the background to appear in one of his movies.” But that’s basically what she does, appearing for mere seconds in one of Aron’s hallucinations when he’s trapped between boulders. For those that love her, Caplan’s brief appearance almost works because you instantly empathize with Aron for wanting to see more of her. Then again, that’s also the problem. [SS]


01072010_scheer1.jpgPaul Scheer in “Piranha 3D”
Directed by Alexandre Aja

Just how superfluous was Paul Scheer to the narrative of “Piranha 3D?” So superfluous that when the film ran out of money before they could animate his death, they just removed him from the film. That’s right: Scheer’s Andrew, the “Wild Wild Girls” cameraman trapped on a boat surrounded by bloodthirsty fish, doesn’t even get the honor of a cheaply animated piranha murder. He just vanishes into thin air. One minute he’s on the boat with the rest of the cast, the next minute he’s gone, never to be seen — or even mentioned! — again. Director Alexandre Aja just banked on people caring so little about this character they simply wouldn’t notice. Which is too bad, since Scheer, a legitimately funny guy as a member of the sketch show “Human Giant,” probably could have delivered a great comedic death scene. Maybe Andrew can return for this year’s sequel — “Piranha 3DD” — and explain just what the hell happened. [MS]


Rufus Sewell in “The Tourist”
Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck

In order to explain just how wasted Rufus Sewell was in “The Tourist” I need to SPOIL the end of the movie, so if you’re thinking of wasting your time and money on this film (something I would strongly advise against) you should skip ahead to the next entry on our list now. Sewell plays “The Englishman,” a mysterious character who pops up occasionally during the film. He looks like he’s following Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, but his motives are kept vague. But since he’s Rufus Sewell we figure he’s got to be somebody important. Nope. Turns out Sewell is a nobody who’s been paid to wander around Venice looking suspicious. The fact that The Englishman is a red herring isn’t a problem; plenty of good mysteries rely on red herrings. No, the problem is that the entire movie promises Rufus Sewell is going to do something interesting, and he never does. That’s like having a character talk about his super cool machine gun in scene after scene, then having him reach for a baseball bat when the zombies finally attack. It’s an utter disappointment. [MS]


01072011_dinnerforschmucks4.jpgJemaine Clement in “Dinner for Schmucks”
Directed by Jay Roach

Much like his performance in Jared Hess’ little-seen “Gentlemen Broncos” a year earlier, it looks like Jemaine Clement just decided at some point during the production of “Dinner For Schmucks” that he was going to be in a different movie than the one the rest of the characters were in. On the other hand, that could be considered a byproduct the rangy direction by Jay Roach, which allowed fellow cast members Zach Galifianakis and Lucy Punch to let their freak flags fly as the “schmucks” recruited by Paul Rudd’s corporate climber for his boss’ dinner of shame. Still, in a movie that was set up to be a circus, Clement’s wild, animal-loving conceptual artist Kieran Vollard feels like an elephant in the room, a fact the filmmakers seemed to concede by creating a series of Funny or Die viral videos around him to promote the film, despite the fact that he takes a backseat in “Schmucks” to the less interesting Rudd, Steve Carell and Galifianakis. [SS]

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Millennial Wisdom

Charles Speaks For Us All

Get to know Charles, the social media whiz of Brockmire.

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He may be an unlikely radio producer Brockmire, but Charles is #1 when it comes to delivering quips that tie a nice little bow on the absurdity of any given situation.

Charles also perfectly captures the jaded outlook of Millennials. Or at least Millennials as mythologized by marketers and news idiots. You know who you are.

Played superbly by Tyrel Jackson Williams, Charles’s quippy nuggets target just about any subject matter, from entry-level jobs in social media (“I plan on getting some experience here, then moving to New York to finally start my life.”) to the ramifications of fictional celebrity hookups (“Drake and Taylor Swift are dating! Albums y’all!”). But where he really nails the whole Millennial POV thing is when he comments on America’s second favorite past-time after type II diabetes: baseball.

Here are a few pearls.

On Baseball’s Lasting Cultural Relevance

“Baseball’s one of those old-timey things you don’t need anymore. Like cursive. Or email.”

On The Dramatic Value Of Double-Headers

“The only thing dumber than playing two boring-ass baseball games in one day is putting a two-hour delay between the boring-ass games.”

On Sartorial Tradition

“Is dressing badly just a thing for baseball, because that would explain his jacket.”

On Baseball, In A Nutshell

“Baseball is a f-cked up sport, and I want you to know it.”


Learn more about Charles in the behind-the-scenes video below.

And if you were born before the late ’80s and want to know what the kids think about Baseball, watch Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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Crown Jules

Amanda Peet FTW on Brockmire

Amanda Peet brings it on Brockmire Wednesday at 10P on IFC.

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On Brockmire, Jules is the unexpected yin to Jim Brockmire’s yang. Which is saying a lot, because Brockmire’s yang is way out there. Played by Amanda Peet, Jules is hard-drinking, truth-spewing, baseball-loving…everything Brockmire is, and perhaps what he never expected to encounter in another human.

“We’re the same level of functional alcoholic.”


But Jules takes that commonality and transforms it into something special: a new beginning. A new beginning for failing minor league baseball team “The Frackers”, who suddenly about-face into a winning streak; and a new beginning for Brockmire, whose life gets a jumpstart when Jules lures him back to baseball. As for herself, her unexpected connection with Brockmire gives her own life a surprising and much needed goose.

“You’re a Goddamn Disaster and you’re starting To look good to me.”

This palpable dynamic adds depth and complexity to the narrative and pushes the series far beyond expected comedy. See for yourself in this behind-the-scenes video (and brace yourself for a unforgettable description of Brockmire’s genitals)…

Want more about Amanda Peet? She’s all over the place, and has even penned a recent self-reflective piece in the New York Times.

And of course you can watch the Jim-Jules relationship hysterically unfold in new episodes of Brockmire, every Wednesday at 10PM on IFC.

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Draught Pick

Sam Adams “Keeps It Brockmire”

All New Brockmire airs Wednesdays at 10P on IFC.

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From baseball to beer, Jim Brockmire calls ’em like he sees ’em.

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It’s no wonder at all, then, that Sam Adams would reach out to Brockmire to be their shockingly-honest (and inevitably short-term) new spokesperson. Unscripted and unrestrained, he’ll talk straight about Sam—and we’ll take his word. Check out this new testimonial for proof:

See more Brockmire Wednesdays at 10P on IFC, presented by Samuel Adams. Good f***** beer.

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