Coming down off this weekend’s Pixy Stix sugar high? Well, rather than raid your grandkids’ candy sacks for some stray Charleston Chews, tune in to tonight’s all new Gigi Does It at 10:30P ET/PT for enough sweet sass to send you into a diabetic coma. But before you fire up the ol’ Life Alert, here are five ways to get ready for tonight’s episode that will also improve your moves in the boudoir.
1. Relive your crazy Halloween.
Sure, you’ve already rung in All Hallows’ Eve with some petty vandalism and your best Taylor Swift getup. But it’s never too late to break out the spooky ghoul costume and do like Gigi and put that TP in the trees to good, practical use.
2. Try something new in the bedroom.
Every healthy relationship ought to include some variety in the intimacy department, which is why it’s always smart to brush up on what those wild kids are doing in the bedroom these days. (If you’re confused with any of the terms, consult your male nurse.)
For us, a sick day is best spent on the day on the couch, watching episodes of Portlandia on Netflix (guessing!) eating bowls of chicken soup, and sipping weak tea. But Karen didn’t count on the team spirit that binds Paul’s amateur hockey team together. So when the Chubbys find out that one of their teammates is in need, they have no choice but to be there for him–whether his wife likes it or not. Find out what happens when Benders airs tonight at 10P on IFC.
Tencious D knows how to rock. Hard. And they’ll be melting faces with the power of their rocking this Saturday, October 10th, at Festival Supreme in Los Angeles. As a tribute to The D and their awesome comedy and music festival, check out some of their most mindblowing-ly insane live performances below. How will their Festival Supreme appearance compare? Better grab tickets and find out.
10. Wonderboy on Late Night w/ Conan O’Brien
The boys get to play dress up in this classic Conan clip.
9. Ben Stiller Joins The D (NSFW)
It’s all fun and games until Ben Stiller crushes your dreams.
8. “Throw Down” on The Late Late Show
The boys’ religious history lesson is a bit more Metal than your typical Sunday school class.
7. “Dude (I Totally Miss You)” Live (NSFW)
KG threatens to leave the band, but can’t resist the silken voice of best friend Jables.
6. “Tribute” feat. Dave Grohl from MADtv
You don’t often think of rock when it comes to MADtv, but when they let The D loose the result was TV gold.
5. All Jazz, All The Time in Milan
Jack announces that Tenacious D is now a jazz band, and somehow still makes it sound hardcore.
4. “Roadie” at SXSW (NSFW)
“Coming to you live at the…what is this place?,” the boys take a moment to honor the unsung heroes of rock.
3. “Beelzeboss” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Lead guitarist John Konesky is possessed by the Devil, and the only way to save him is to rock!
2. “F*ck Her Gently” at Blizzcon (NSFW)
JB teaches us how to make love The D way in this classic performance from the 2010 Blizzcon.
1. “The Metal” Live and Uncut
The only way this could be more metal is if it were not a video clip, but a bar of iron.