Oh, Todd Margaret. In his new series for IFC, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, David Cross shows just how far one man can fall based on his own ability to make really really bad choices. Still, Todd Margaret is an executive at a top company!* He runs the London office of a multi-national corporation!* He is about to launch a new brand of energy drinks into a previously untapped market!* His parents must be so proud.* Want to make YOUR parents proud? No problem. With a little help from IFC, you to can make poor decisions just like Todd Margaret. (*Results Not Typical)
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The Poorest Decision you could make is to not watch The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret on IFC. New episodes air Fridays at 10 p.m. ET with encores performances Tuesdays at 11 p.m. ET.