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“Scott Pilgrim”: No Date Movie

“Scott Pilgrim”: No Date Movie (photo)

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“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” made a disappointing $10.6 million at the box office this past weekend, trailing behind the less critically acclaimed “The Expendables” ($34.8 mil) and “Eat Pray Love” ($23.1 mil) and prompting much t-shirt-rending and soul-searching about what went wrong.

Was it the fault of the marketing? Are geeks too fickle or too niche an audience? Is Michael Cera too noodly a star to pin a movie on? Could the kinetic, game-inspired visual language be the cinematic equivalent of those ringtones only kids can hear?

I enjoyed the film — with some serious reservations about characterizations — but I got a giggle from the widely cited suggestion from an unnamed producer in the Hollywood Reporter who said that “the pic would have been better served offering more of a date-movie vibe and leaning less on ‘geeky, kung fu movie’ elements.”

Come on, now: “Scott Pilgrim” was watched primarily by the young guys it was intended for. It’s as much of a date movie as “Eat Pray Love,” which no one hesitated to consign to a hugely female audience. They both count on your being predisposed to like or at least relate to the main character, since that character’s journey of personal discovery and wish fulfillment is the entire arc of the film.

To market or portray “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” as a movie about two people falling in love would be as much a misrepresentation as some perceive the current campaign to be. It’s not. It’s about a directionless 22-year-old who learns (a little) to get over his own feelings of inadequacy and to take some responsibility for his own sometimes dickish actions. The primary female characters are around only to enable this — Ramona (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) by providing the storied background Scott’s forced to get over, and Knives (Ellen Wong) by being the adoring discard Scott ends up treating just as badly as his last girlfriend treated him.

The film’s battling of evil exes has little, ultimately, to do with Ramona at all. It’s instead a metaphor for Scott’s own insecurities — his dream girl, who in his eyes is so smokin’ the snow literally melts beneath her feet, turns out to have been in relationships with an increasingly intimidating parade that includes a movie star, a rock star, another girl and, most comically, a pair of twins. Can he measure up? Can he even manage to try? What Ramona sees in Scott we’re left to figure out — over the course of the film, they don’t actually spend much time together — and she’s left as an intriguing but obscure object of desire for our hero.

I don’t mean to argue that “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” is a movie you have to be a 20-something guy to enjoy, just that any emotional resonance will come from being able to relate to Scott, who’s far from a universally appealing character. And it’s how he’s drawn, and the presumption of sympathy for him, that proved the major speed bump in the film for me. Maybe that’s why the crowds turned out the way they did this past weekend — watching a grizzled Sylvester Stallone blow things up or a smiley Julia Roberts gobble pasta are far easier flights of fantasy than Michael Cera’s self-involved journey to self-confidence, no matter how electrifyingly and entertainingly it’s filmed.


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…


A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.