Shyamalan’s Latest Twist Strangles “The Last Airbender”

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M. Night Shyamalan’s new film “The Last Airbender” arrives in theaters groaning under the weight of several potentially handicapping burdens. First and foremost, the first season of Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko’s “Avatar: The Last Airbender” (shorn to avoid confusion with James Cameron’s otherwise unrelated film), the 2005 Nickelodeon animated series upon which the live action film is based, is simply terrific.

Smart, tough, compassionate, dynamic, visionary, and funny, the show ranks among those precious and few surprise TV discoveries like HBO’s “Sopranos” and SyFy Channel’s “Battlestar Galactica” reboot that can reaffirm your faith in mainstream genre storytelling.

DiMartino and Konietzko devised a mythical small-screen world in which four human kingdoms — named after the elements Water, Air, Earth and Fire — have been put out of balance by the warring ways of the Fire Nation. A hundred years of Fire Nation strife has marginalized the Water Tribes into two camps, one at either pole, all but exterminated the Air Nomads, and forced the Earth Kingdom into slavery.

Members of each race have the ability to manipulate or “bend” the elements their nations are named for, and scrolls, omens and legends foretell of the return of a benevolent, all-powerful mystic “Avatar,” who can bend each substance with equal skill and unite the four nations in peaceful co-existence.

06302010_LastAirbender2.jpgThe key figures in this exotic but well-organized and well-rendered story canvas include a young waterbender named Katara (Nicola Peltz in the film), her brother Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), and Aang (Noah Ringer) the reluctant boy-who-would-be-messiah.

As the story begins, Aang arrives a hundred years late for his date with destiny when he is broken out of an iceberg prison by Katara and Sokka. Both season one of the series and Shyamalan’s feature-length reduction bring the trio into conflict with the Fire Nation’s ruthless leader Fire Lord Ozai (Cliff Curtis), his estranged son Prince Zuko (“Slumdog Millionaire’s” Dev Patel) Zuko’s benevolent and grief-stricken Uncle Iroh (Shaun Toub), the ambitious Commander Zhao (Aasif Mandvi from “The Daily Show”) and a deep bench of allies, turncoats and the spiritually and corporally repressed.

Entertainment as habit-forming as the TV “Airbender” (a bona fide marketing phenomenon with both children and adult fans) is a tough act to follow, let alone repurpose. Nothing short of a miracle would be required to successfully transform 480 minutes of hang time with the gracefully evolving characters, cleverly parsed out rules of the imaginary world they inhabit and scrupulously maintained mosaic of dramatic stakes into under two hours of equally coherent and engaging.

06302010_LastAirbender3.jpgThen there’s the 3D. Though shot with conventional 2D camera technology, “The Last Airbender” received a post-production 3D conversion to cash in on its current popularity. While Shyamalan’s film can be seen with or without glasses, it was screened for critics in 3D, and the smudgy, dark characteristics of an after-market retrofit added precious little to the experience of the film itself.

However, 3D’s selective focus and loss of brightness are the least of “The Last Airbender’s” many shortcomings. The two fatal casualties of Shyamalan’s distillation of the series’ 20-minute servings of fizzy, exuberant pop-mythology are the humor and clarity that helped make the show go down so sweetly. Instead of the engaging sibling wisecrack exchanges between Katara and Sokka, we get ceaselessly clunky oaths and somber exposition recaps.

Though they’re portrayed by flesh and blood actors (and saddled with additional physical gravity courtesy of 3D), Katara and Sokka have lost much of their depth and nuance in translation, like the rest of the characters in the feature-length outing. This extends to Aang, whose ingratiating man-child nervous energy in the first season of the show has been replaced with a kind of action movie furrowed-brow paralysis and a performance by Ringer that offers the same scowl for every dramatic occasion.

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”

Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”

Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”

Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”

See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.


The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.


Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Flame Out

Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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