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Do We Really Need a “Total Recall” Remake?

Do We Really Need a “Total Recall” Remake? (photo)

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NOTE: I am about to spoil “Inception.” And “Total Recall,” for that matter. If you don’t like it, tough noogies.

Just yesterday I was thinking some more about “Inception” and the continuing debate about its ultimate meaning. Is Cobb dreaming at the end of the film? Is the whole film a dream? Though I had my own theory while watching the film, the strength of the arguments on all sides suggests Nolan crafted the film in such a way so that more than one reading of it is valid. Which started my mind working on a comparison with another sci-fi film that’s also open to conflicting interpretations: 1990’s “Total Recall.” Like “Inception,” it’s about a man chased around the world (or worlds) by vague but deadly forces that include his formerly loving and now vindictive wife. Like “Inception,” “Total Recall”‘s hero is a morally ambiguous man on a mission that involves layers of deception. Like “Inception,” its protagonist is forced to contemplate whether the world around him is real or a projection of his damaged psyche. And like “Inception,” “Total Recall” was designed to work equally well on a variety of levels. At first glance, it’s a straightforward adventure about a reluctant secret agent. On repeat viewings, it becomes clear that the entire film could also be taking place inside the mind of a man who orders a memory implant for an adventure about a reluctant secret agent.

“Recall” director Paul Verhoeven conceptualized the film so two viewers could have two totally different but equally accurate experiences. When Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Douglas Quaid prepares to receive his memory implant, a television screen flashes an image of the alien machine he’ll be called upon to start at the end of the film. That could be a coincidence, or some very accurate memory implants, or we’re being tipped off that the narrative we’re about to enter into is not to be trusted. To me, that’s what makes “Total Recall” such a satisfying film: every new viewing invites the audience to continually ponder the reality of the story, and it rewards close reading with loads of clues and easter eggs.

Given the similarities between the two films and “Inception”‘s strong box office showing so far ($246 million worldwide and counting), it shouldn’t be a surprise that studios looking for properties that can hit the same smart-but-not-too-smart vibe would come upon the idea of a “Total Recall” remake. The Los Angeles Times’ Steven Zeitchik (in a post that spots the same similarities between the films that I’d been mulling over) announces that Sony has acquired the rights to remake the film and hired “Underworld” and “Live Free or Die Hard” filmmaker Len Wiseman to direct.

07292010_recall2.jpgZeitchik’s piece calls the project a “reboot” but that seems like an incorrect use of terminology to me. A “reboot” implies you’re taking a well-established and heavily utilized property and restarting it back at square one. The upcoming Marc Webb “Spider-Man” movie is a reboot; J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek” was a reboot. The idea is you’re erasing and negating a large amount of narrative continuity. And since there was only one “Total Recall” film (the short-lived “Recall” TV series was largely unrelated), it’s got to be a remake, which is a reboot on a much smaller scale.

Whatever you want to call it, do we really need it? Obviously, no; we don’t technically “need” any movie. But that doesn’t mean there can’t be some value in a remake, just as there can be value in a new Shakespeare production (and by all means, let’s compare the work of Paul Verhoeven to that of Shakespeare. “Basic Instinct” is his “Romeo and Juliet”).

With any older science-fiction film, there’s always the possibility that its future technology can star to show its age. At 20 years old, “Total Recall” definitely does at times — the robotic “Johnny Cab” that chauffeurs Schwarzenegger around Earth is a dubious animatronic and some of the Martian vistas are definitely hokey. On the other hand, plenty of other stuff holds up: the prescient wall-mounted flatscreen in the Quaid kitchen; the X-Ray security scanner, Cuato and the mutants, and even the elaborate puppets that stand-in for Arnold during the depressurization sequences on the airless surface of Mars. For a movie that’s almost old enough to buy a drink at a bar, it looks pretty good.

I happen to like Wiseman. “Underworld” proved he was a decent world-builder (he was also way ahead of the curve on the whole werewolves vs. vampires thing) and “Live Free or Die Hard” made my list of the best guilty pleasures of the 2000s. He can make a technically competent, extremely stylish, action set-piece laden “Total Recall” in his sleep.

07292010_recall3.jpgWhat he’ll find harder to replicate are “Recall”‘s intangibles: the way Verhoeven’s wicked sense of humor dovetailed with Schwarzenegger’s love of one-liners (Quaid to his wife after he kills her for her deception: “Consider this a divorce”); the fact that Schwarzeneggger’s career to that point made him the perfect choice to play a super-hero uncomfortable with the role of a family man in an action movie about doubles and duplicity. He’s also going to be hard-pressed to find as good a cast: Sharon Stone right on the verge of superstardom, “RoboCop”‘s Ronny Cox as another slimy bureaucrat, and Michael Ironside at his most testicular. Plus he’ll have to contend with the fact that in remaking a great mindfuck a hefty percentage of his audience will walk into the theater ready to be messed with.

That’s going to make things an uphill battle. Hence the reason Nolan and Warner Brothers were so uptight about spoilers leading up to “Inception.” The secrets aren’t the whole movie, but uncovering them is definitely part of the fun. But whether Wiseman’s film is a masterpiece or a disaster, no amount of memory implants will take the original away from us.


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…


A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.