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The viral rebirth of “Mortal Kombat.”

The viral rebirth of “Mortal Kombat.” (photo)

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With “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” leaving many theaters deserted, and in light of the abysmal box office performance of the last big-screen video game adaptation, 2009’s “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li,” now may not be the ideal time to try get people excited about a video game movie.

But someone posting on YouTube under the handle “MortalKombatRebirth” did when they uploaded a new spin on the Midway classic starring “Black Dynamite”‘s Michael Jai White and “Star Trek: Voyager”‘s Jeri Ryan on Monday:

As first examined by Kotaku, and later confirmed by Latino Review and Ryan’s Twitter feed, the well-designed short, simply titled “Mortal Kombat,” is a high-end movie pitch created by director Kevin Tancharoen to “sell his vision” of a more mature rendition of the property to Warner Bros., who own the rights to the project.

“More mature rendition” may not be the best choice of words, since it implies a base level of maturity in previous “Mortal Kombat” films. First released in 1992, “Mortal Kombat” became one of the most popular arcade games of all time thanks, in part, to its infamously excessively violence. A fighting game involving supernaturally powered martial artists with arsenals of deadly “finishing moves” including decapitations and unanesthetized spinal cord surgery, “Mortal Kombat” became a hugely lucrative franchise. There were two movie adaptations, “Mortal Kombat” in 1995 and “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation” in 1997, which looked like this:

Obviously there’s a disconnect between Tancharoen’s ideas and those of his cinematic predecessors. Interestingly, the terrible earlier movies are truer to the vision (if not the scope, or the quality) of the games. Anyone who knows “Mortal Kombat” knows it wasn’t high art. It was a game about silly looking men and women performing over-the-top moves (like my beloved Kung Lao, who beheads people with his razor blade-edged hat — how can he even grab it to throw it without cutting himself? — because he’s a pacifist).

They were most certainly not about gravely voiced cops trying to intimidate gravely voiced dudes with no pupils. Whether Tancharoen ever gets to make his version of “Mortal Kombat,” you have to at least give him credit for doing something different with the material because, let’s face it, doing the same thing with the material is what gave us “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation” in the first place. And because I can’t get enough of that movie, here’s another hilarious clip:


Give credit too to “Mortal Kombat” fanboys for not succumbing to the clichéd response of rejecting this thing simply because it isn’t faithful to the source material. Instead, the internet response has been strongly positive. Maybe the many dreadful video game adaptations have finally convinced people that innovation is not something to be afraid of. If Tancharoen rides his clip’s good buzz to a gig helming this movie, his ballsy courting of online fan culture would be pretty innovative as well.

[Photo: “Mortal Kombat Rebirth,” Kevin Tancharoen, 2010]

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New Nasty

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Turn On The Full Season Of Neurotica At IFC's Comedy Crib

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Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…

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IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon.

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number!

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time.

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by.

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IFC: How would you describe Ivy?

Jenny: Ivy is everything I love in a comedy character – she’s tenacious, she’s confident, she’s sweet, she’s a big wonderful weirdo.

IFC: How would Ivy’s clientele describe her?

Jenny:  Open-minded, caring, excellent aim.

IFC: Why don’t more small towns have local dungeons?

Jenny: How do you know they don’t?

IFC: What are the pros and cons of joining a chain mega dungeon?

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?”

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud.

See the whole season of Neurotica right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.

The-Craft

The ’90s Are Back

The '90s live again during IFC's weekend marathon.

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We know what you’re thinking: “Why on Earth would anyone want to reanimate the decade that gave us Haddaway, Los Del Rio, and Smash Mouth, not to mention Crystal Pepsi?”

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Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).

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Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.

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And revisit some important ’90s classics all this weekend during IFC’s ’90s Marathon. Check out the full schedule here.

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Get Physical

DVDs are the new Vinyl

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available On Disc.

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In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.

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Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.

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Forget Public Wifi

Warm up that optical drive. No more awkwardly streaming episodes on shady free wifi!

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Inter-not

Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.

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Self Defense

You can’t throw a download like a ninja star. Think about it.

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If you’d like to experience the benefits DVD ownership yourself, Portlandia Season 7 is now available on DVD and Blue-Ray.