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What 3D movies really need are more dance numbers.

What 3D movies really need are more dance numbers. (photo)

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Good news, technology boosters and fans of progressive cinema: the UK has finally stopped paying attention to trifling matters like who’s in charge of the country and gotten around to producing their first 3D film.

If even the title “Streetdance 3D” sounds suspiciously like the upcoming “Step Up 3-D,” well… watching the trailer below won’t disabuse you from that notion. They just got the number in on the first try. (Another original American music product co-opted by our villainous ex-colonial masters!)

It’s not terribly surprising that the British film industry — which doesn’t have nearly as much money to throw around as Hollywood — would take this long to produce a 3D film. 3D is fast becoming the industrial standard for mega-expensive blockbusters — something confirmed by the bizarre fact that a Tim Burton film has now made $1 billion — but the UK isn’t in the business of producing such films.

Putting aside ’70s porno novelties like “Disco Dolls in Hot Skin”, there were basically three main 3D waves, the latest of those three being the one we’re currently in the middle of. In the ’50s, like now, 3D films were attempted both by the respectable, like Hitchcock’s “Dial M For Murder,” and the not-so-much, like “Bwana Devil” with Robert Stack:

Eventually it stalled out. In the ’80s, by contrast, it was always and forever a gimmick, which is why it didn’t prosper; a gimmick is a novelty until it’s not. The stakes were lower, the budgets and revenues not so extreme.

An effort like “Streetdance 3D” owes more to a ’50s 3D musical like “Kiss Me Kate” than anything — it acknowledges that 3D is excellent for stuff that’s kinetic and distracting otherwise, no matter what James Cameron has to say about it.

05282010_rampling.jpgSo far, the best 3D efforts have been the ones that acknowledge that you don’t really need all that space and depth unless you are a) in balletic motion of some kind (“Avatar”) b) showcasing the artificial depth and details of a world conceived with 3D in mind (“Coraline” and “Avatar” again, the two best of the bunch thus far).

Until someone makes history with a stellar 3D narrative in which the visuals are inextricable from the story, each 3D movie will have to find its own visual rationale. Something like the UK’s “first 3D movie” is just another blip on the radar, though our gimmicky dance/3D movies don’t generally include thespians the caliber of Charlotte Rampling, one of “Streetdance 3D”‘s stars. Paging Julia Stiles.

[Photos: “Streetdance 3D,” Vertigo Films, 2010]

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.

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Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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Celebrity All-Star by Sisters Weekend is available now on IFC's Comedy Crib.

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Sisters Weekend isn’t like other comedy groups. It’s filmmaking collaboration between besties Angelo Balassone, Michael Fails and Kat Tadesco, self-described lace-front addicts with great legs who write, direct, design and produce video sketches and cinematic shorts that are so surreally hilarious that they defy categorization. One such short film, Celebrity All-Star, is the newest addition to IFC’s Comedy Crib. Here’s what they had to say about it in a very personal email interview…

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IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Celebrity All-Star is a short film about an overworked reality TV coordinator struggling to save her one night off after the cast of C-List celebrities she wrangles gets locked out of their hotel rooms.

IFC: How would you describe Celebrity All-Star to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Sisters Weekend: It’s this short we made for IFC where a talent coordinator named Karen babysits a bunch of weird c-list celebs who are stuck in a hotel bar. It’s everyone you hate from reality TV under one roof – and that roof leaks because it’s a 2-star hotel. There’s a magician, sexy cowboys, and a guy wearing a belt that sucks up his farts.

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IFC: What was the genesis of Celebrity All-Star?

Celebrity All-Star was born from our love of embarrassing celebrities. We love a good c-lister in need of a paycheck! We were really interested in the canned politeness people give off when forced to mingle with strangers. The backstory we created is that the cast of this reality show called “Celebrity All-Star” is in the middle of a mandatory round of “get to know each other” drinks in the hotel bar when the room keys stop working. Shows like Celebrity Ghost Hunters and of course The Surreal Life were of inspo, but we thought it
was funny to keep it really vague what kind of show they’re on, and just focus on everyone’s diva antics after the cameras stop rolling.

IFC: Every celebrity in Celebrity All-Star seems familiar. What real-life pop personalities did you look to for inspiration?

Sisters Weekend: Anyone who is trying to plug their branded merch that no one asked for. We love low-rent celebrity. We did, however, directly reference Kylie Jenner’s turd-raison lip color for our fictional teen celebutante Gibby Kyle (played by Mary Houlihan).

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IFC: Celebrity seems disgusting yet desirable. What’s your POV? Do you crave it, hate it, or both?

Sisters Weekend: A lot of people chase fame. If you’re practical, you’ll likely switch to chasing success and if you’re smart, you’ll hopefully switch to chasing happiness. But also, “We need money. We need hits. Hits bring money, money bring power, power bring fame, fame change the game,” Young Thug.

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IFC: Who are your comedy idols?

Sisters Weekend: Mike grew up renting “Monty Python” tapes from the library and staying up late to watch 2000’s SNL, Kat was super into Andy Kaufman and “Kids In The Hall” in high school, and Angelo was heavily influenced by “Strangers With Candy” and Anna Faris in the Scary Movie franchise, so, our comedy heroes mesh from all over. But, also we idolize a lot of the people we work with in NY-  Lorelei Ramirez, Erin Markey, Mary Houlihan, who are all in the film, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison, Sam Taggart. Geniuses! All of Em!

IFC: What’s your favorite moment from the film?

Sisters Weekend: I mean…seeing Mary Houlihan scream at an insane Pomeranian on an iPad is pretty great.

See Sisters Weekend right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib

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