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Cannes Review: “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.”

Cannes Review: “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.” (photo)

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Reviewed at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival.

For at least its first half, Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” — the sequel to his 1987 original — may be the cinema’s best dramatization of the 2008 financial meltdown. With its rapidly cut split-screens and downward spiraling electronic numbers reflecting on the panicked face of its protagonist Jake Moore (Shia LaBeouf), the film captures the fast, frenzied terror of computer-driven economic freefall like nothing else on recent screens.

The digital trickery of such sequences — not to mention some fantastic animated end credits — shows that Stone has embraced the new technologies of filmmaking with innovative panache. Too bad that hackneyed Hollywood melodramatic clichĂ©s get in the way of the final result.

At its best, “Money Never Sleeps” takes on the mood of Stone’s “JFK.” Conspiracy lurks in the air and great actors deliver ominous bits of dialogue: “Are we going under?” asks the innocent Jake, an ambitious trader who watches the world collapse around him. Answers Frank Langella’s wizened trader Louis Zabel: “The question is: Who isn’t?”

Even octogenarian legend Eli Wallach shows up as an old-school Streeter whistling away at his enemies. For amateur economic-watchers, the film also offers a surprisingly sophisticated account of the instruments of financial collapse, with its talk of subprime mortgages, short-selling and credit default swaps.

05142010_WallStreetMoneyNeverSleeps5.jpgBut the film falters in its overtly dramatic triangles: Jake’s girlfriend-fiancĂ© happens to be the liberal HuffPo-like blogger daughter (Carey Mulligan, cute but underwritten) of Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas, of course, reprising his mix of charismatic sliminess from any number of recent roles).

While Gekko, recently released from prison, uses Jake to get to his long-estranged daughter, Jake must also contend with a contentious relationship with another mentor figure, Bretton James (Josh Brolin), the head of a rival investment bank. Blink and you’ll miss it, but there’s one point in which Langella’s Zabel appears like an Obi-Wan Kenobi figment, a reminder that Jake Skywalker must resist the temptations of the dark side of Wall Street.

Stone has never been known for subtlety. When he has focused on past political events, such as “JFK” or “Platoon” and “Born on the Fourth of July,” impassioned political conviction helped smooth over any emotional excess. But as seen in his last film “W.,” his biopic of George W. Bush, Stone is less sure-footed on the contemporary homefront. His real world spaces veer toward the surreal; this must be intentional, as evidenced by some deliberately strange scenes in “Money Never Sleeps” surrounding Bretton’s philanthropic efforts. But such moments undermine the emotional truth that Stone clearly wants us to feel for his romantic leads.

Most problematic is the film’s final reels. If Stone’s central message is that money corrupts relationships, the movie’s conclusion indicates that he has ultimately sold his audience short.

“Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” will be released by 20th Century Fox on September 24th.

[Photos: “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps,” 20th Century Fox, 2010]

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Rappers Act Up

Watch the Yo! IFC Acts Movie Marathon Memorial Day Weekend.

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Memorial Day weekend: how to celebrate? Nothing quite says “screw spring—let’s do summer” like blockbuster movies starring rappers who ditched lucrative music careers in order to become actors. It happened a lot, remember? Especially in and around the ’90s. Will Smith, Eminem, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Marky Mark Wahlberg, Ludacris…icons with the hubris to try the silver screen instead and have it totally work out.

But what if more rappers had made the leap? That’s a rhetorical question—movies (and life) would’ve been better, obviously. To prove it, here are some movies that would’ve been more memorable with rappers.

The Godfather

Starring Biggie, not Brando.
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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

Only Coolio could improve upon Gene Wilder’s performance.
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Billy Elliot

Billy Elliot, with a dose of Missy Elliott.
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Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Low hanging fruit, Hollywood.
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And of course…

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See NONE of those movies and a whole bunch of real ones this Memorial Day weekend on IFC’s rapper-filled movie marathon.

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Brockmire’s Guide To Grabbing Life By The D***

Catch up on the full season of Brockmire now.

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“Lucy, put supper on the stove, my dear, because this ballgame is over!”

Brockmire has officially closed out its rookie season. Miss the finale episode? A handful of episodes? The whole blessed season?? You can see it all from the beginning, starting right here.

And you should get started, because every minute you spend otherwise will be a minute spent not living your best life. That’s right, there are very important life lessons that Brockmire hid in plain sight—lessons that, when applied thoughtfully, can improve every aspect of your awesome existence. Let’s dive into some sage nuggets from what we call the Book of Jim.

Life Should Be Spiked, Not Watered Down.

That’s not just a fancy metaphor. As Brockmire points out, water tastes “awful. 70% of the water is made up of that shit?” Life is short, water sucks, live like you mean it.

There Are Only Three Types of People

“Poor people, rich people and famous people. Rich people are just poor people with money, so the only worthwhile thing is being famous.” So next time your rich friends act all high and mighty, politely remind them that they’re worthless in the eyes of even the most minor celebrities.

There’s Always A Reason To Get Out Of Bed

And 99% of the time that reason is the urge to pee. It’s nature’s way of saying “seize the day.”

There’s More To Life Than Playing Games

“Baseball can’t compete with p0rnography. Nothing can.” Nothing you do or ever will do can be more important to people than p0rn. Get off your high horse.

A Little Empathy Goes A Long Way

Especially if you’ve taken someone else’s Plan B by mistake.

Our Weaknesses Can Be Our Greatest Strengths

Tyrion Lannister said something similar. Hard to tell who said it with more colorful profanity. Wise sentiments all around.

Big Things Come To Those Who Wait

When you’re looking for a sign, the universe will drop you a big one. You’re the sh*t, universe.

And Of Course…

Need more life lessons from the Book of Jim? Catch up on Brockmire on the IFC App.

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Mommie May I?

Mommie Dearest Is On Repeat All Mothers Day Long On IFC

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The cult-classic movie Mommie Dearest is a game-changer. If you’ve seen it even just once (but come on, who sees it just once?), then you already know what we’re talking about.

But if you haven’t seen it, then let us break it down for you. Really quick, we promise, we’ll even list things out to spare you the reading of a paragraph:

1. It’s the 1981 biopic based on the memoir of Christina Crawford, Hollywood icon Joan Crawford’s adopted daughter.
2. Faye Dunaway plays Joan. And boy does she play her. Loud and over-reactive.
3. It was intended as a drama, but…
4. Waaaaaay over-the-top performances and bargain-basement dialogue rendered it an accidental comedy.
5. It’s a cult classic, and you’re the last person to see it.

Not sold? Don’t believe it’s going to change your life? Ok, maybe over-the-top acting isn’t your thing, or perhaps you don’t like the lingering electricity of a good primal scream, or Joan Crawford is your personal icon and you can’t bear to see her cast in such a creepy light.

But none of that matters.

What’s important is that seeing this movie gives you permission to react to minor repeat annoyances with unrestrained histrionics.

That there is a key moment. Is she crazy? Yeah. But she’s also right. Shoulder nipples are horrible, wire hangers are the worst, and yelling about it feels strangely justified. She did it, we can do it. Precedent set. You’re welcome.

So what else can we yell about? Channel your inner Joan and consider the following list offenses when choosing your next meltdown.

Improperly Hung Toilet Paper

Misplaced Apostrophes

Coldplay at Karaoke

Dad Jokes

Gluten Free Pizza

James Franco

The list of potential pedestrian grievances is actually quite daunting, but when IFC airs Mommie Dearest non-stop for a full day, you’ll have 24 bonus hours to mull it over. 24 bonus hours to nail that lunatic shriek. 24 bonus hours to remember that, really, your mom is comparatively the best.

So please, celebrate Mother’s Day with Mommie Dearest on IFC and at IFC.com. And for the love of god—NO WIRE HANGERS EVER.

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