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Death of the theatrical re-release.

Death of the theatrical re-release.  (photo)

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UK citizens who feel like “Valentine’s Day” is still not enough Garry Marshall will be able to flock to a re-release of “Pretty Woman,” celebrating its 20th anniversary abroad but not at home. Aside from last year’s successful re-release of the first two “Toy Story”s in converted 3D, it’s been a long time since theatrical re-releases were part of multiplex fare. Which is a shame, even if it’s not surprising.

Disney did well with the “Toy Story” double-feature re-issue, which served two key functions: it brought in relatively inexpensive 3D revenue and gave parents an excuse to take a generation of children too young to have seen the films in theaters, thereby creating a base of prepubescents totally primed for “Toy Story 3.” Disney used to be profligate in re-releasing all their big animated hits once every 10 or 15 years, which helped to build in new generations of fans (while appealing to parents who secretly wanted to check in with their childhoods) while establishing continuity between every generation’s childhood moviegoing memories. No more.

Generally speaking, straight up re-releases — no gimmicks, “directors’ cuts” or effects touch-ups — have been dead in the water here in the U.S. for a while. They’re mostly for those in the arthouse know, even when the movies in question were popular — “The Graduate,” the 18th-highest grossing film of all time domestically, adjusted for inflation, made all of $75,702 on its 30th anniversary re-issue.

02112010_grease.jpgI can count on two hands all the big, non-arthouse re-issues I can remember since I started paying attention: a 20th-anniversary “Grease” that did fine for itself (about $28 million) without any new footage or gimmicks, the sexed-up “Exorcist” recut that took in nearly $40 million in 2000, the mildly-successful 20th-anniversary re-issue of “E.T.,” the crash-and-burn of the stupidly recut “Alien” in 2003 (just under $2 million). (The “Star Wars” re-issues are the exceptions that prove the rule, though they were massive.) In fact, there’s little compelling financial incentive to re-issue movies on a mass scale when even the biggest of former blockbusters seemingly have no theatrical life 20 years on.

I suppose people just don’t get that big a kick out of re-visiting films the way they first saw them, when the most re-issuable films (from a financial standpoint) are now the most easily available. It’s also relevant that moviegoers under 40 now are people who have trouble remembering when most things weren’t available for easy home viewing in one format or another: the whole idea of movies occasionally returning to where they began isn’t even a setting for them, since their loyalty to the theatrical experience is shaky at best. And cable reruns have made re-issues at least a little redundant: some days I suspect there’s so many people willing to claim “Goodfellas” as the greatest movie of all time because it’s near impossible to find a week when basic cable isn’t rerunning it.

That re-issues continue in other countries I’m forced to attribute to either people not having yet set up their HDTV home theaters or cultures that still privilege the theatrical experience as an end in itself. Most Americans don’t, or even see a meaningful difference between seeing a movie in a theater or at home. So the theatrical re-issue is dead, barring 3D gimmickry; do not expect to see “Forrest Gump” on its 20th anniversary back on the screen, or even “Titanic” in 2017. From now on, it’s all rep (ironically, since the movies previously most likely to be re-issued are the popular ones least frequently revived) or home video.

[Photos: “Pretty Woman,” Touchstone, 1990; “Grease,” Paramount, 1978]

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…