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The Dialogue Wheel Effect

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Role-playing games are built around talking. And talking in video games is, in most cases, seriously boring.

The most appealing part of game interactivity is action — being able to control how your avatar moves, fights, behaves. Sitting through long-winded expository discussions between characters can be a monumental drag, either because you have next to no influence over the course of the conversation, or because, if given the option to pick from a predetermined set of questions and answers, the minor control you’re given doesn’t make up for the inertia-inducing dullness of the chats.

Participating in talky sequences is certainly better than just sitting through totally scripted cutscenes. But they still break up the action’s momentum in a noticeable way, and give you such a flimsy sense of actual contribution to the direction of the storyline that they mostly just frustrate by highlighting the limitations of game construction.

And then there’s “Mass Effect” and its recently released sequel “Mass Effect 2,” produced by expert RPG outfit BioWare. Just as in BioWare’s two superb “Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic” titles, “Mass Effect” and its sequel offer planet-spanning intergalactic RPG action that’s split between decent combat and immense blabbering. “KOTOR”‘s dialogue was conveyed through a mechanic that required you to choose from a list of questions, answers and other responses. The best part of these innumerable sequences — which were the primary means of furthering the story, as well as developing characters — was that your choices had some bearing on your character (whether he or she was a hero or villain), and consequently on the outcome of the story itself.

02112010_MassEffect-3.jpgBeing able to have a direct influence on the course of the game — being a baddie led to a considerably different overall experience than being a good guy — was enlivening, and one of the keys to that series’ success. But the conversations themselves were, even at their finest, tedious affairs in which you had to wait for whomever you were talking with to finish a speech before even getting to see your choices (much less select one). It left you feeling stuck in a rather static dynamic that lacked any sort of free-flowing conversational back-and-forth.

2007’s “Mass Effect” and its even better follow-up go a long way toward correcting the conversation problem by introducing a “dialogue wheel,” a graphic featuring different Q&A choices spaced out along even intervals. It makes the various branching options available much clearer and more intuitive: Do you want to continue down a certain line of questioning, or redirect attention another way? Not only can you see the many directions in which a chat can go, but, not being a list, there’s no “top” choice. Choosing the “bad” response is just as practical (and thus as reasonable) as choosing the “good” one. The three paths you can take — “Paragon,” “Renegade,” or some sort of neutral in-between — share an equal value.

Better yet, the dialogue wheel doesn’t wait to appear until people have stopped talking — what feels like a minor upgrade at first, but that adds up to a far greater sense of engagement in the dialogue at hand. There’s less waiting, and so heightened attention. By affording you early peeks at, and the early ability to select, follow-up responses, conversations in “Mass Effect” flow in a manner foreign to almost every other RPG I’ve ever played. There are no silent stretches between remarks while you decides on your next comment. Since you’ve selected what you’re going to say next while people are still talking, chats proceed with a fluidity that heightens the sense of immersion.

02122010_MassEffect2-1.jpg“Mass Effect 2” barely upgrades this dialogue system — the only new addition is that, at certain moments, you’re now granted the ability to interrupt a conversation by selecting a “Paragon” or “Renegade” option that normally causes your character, Jedi-ish Lieutenant Commander Shepard, to take a drastic course of physical action (like, hilariously, punching your conversation partner in the face). Given how sporadically it shows up, this feature doesn’t do that much to enhance your experience. But then, BioWare was wise not to tinker too much with a mechanic that works — and does so, ultimately, by upending your expectations.

In both “Mass Effect” games, dialogue wheel choices are presented in short snippets that only approximate what the character will actually say. Your choices only imply tone, not the exact words that will be spoken. And because some choices lead to surprising comments from your character, this situation creates unpredictability and, fundamentally, a lack of control over dialogue. In other words, you’re given greater power over conversations even as you’re denied total control — a nifty balancing act that creates drama and suspense, and that many exposition-heavy genre competitors would be shrewd to duplicate.


Final Countdown

The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at


Rev Up

Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.


Give Back

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…