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Who will celebrate “Avatar Day”?

Who will celebrate “Avatar Day”? (photo)

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There was polite applause at Comic-Con when James Cameron showed footage for “Avatar” — it was neither the rapturous reception that some would have you believe, nor was it the kind of disaster that one could easily imagine when a crowd’s introduced to blue, ten foot tall blue, speckled creatures called the Na’vi from a planet named Pandora.

Sitting there in Hall H, I wondered why there wasn’t more acclaim — what Cameron had shown in 3-D was indeed something of a breakthrough, at least regarding how naturalistic the Na’vi were in an environment that completely came out of Cameron’s head and how, despite the blue veneer, one could see Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana’s performances through their CG-created forms in a way that still eludes motion-capture pioneer Robert Zemeckis. But the “Avatar” footage didn’t adhere to the unofficial Comic-Con rules for success: it wasn’t violent (though Worthington’s fight with a prehistoric-looking creature was exciting), it wasn’t funny (which is why both “Kick-Ass” and “Zombieland” were unexpected hits), and, most importantly, it wasn’t familiar — either a remake or based on a comic book or a toy.

Which is why, like CHUD‘s Devin Faraci, I wonder the audiences who win tickets to “‘Avatar’ Day” on August 21st, when over 100 IMAX theaters will show 16 minutes of slightly different sneak footage, will think. In a time where “G.I. Joe” can become a hit almost solely on its name value, will audiences be curious enough to take a chance on “Avatar”? (Or at least enough of them to cover its massive budget?)

It’s a question hinted at in Anne Thompson’s recent column about why she’d like to see the low-budget “District 9” do well this weekend against the comparatively unoriginal “G.I. Joe.” And it’s a part of the recent online hubbub between Roger Ebert, A.O. Scott and Glenn Kenny, among others, who contemplate the dumbing-down of mass-audience movies and wonder why Cameron’s ex Kathryn Bigelow’s highly acclaimed “The Hurt Locker” isn’t doing better at the box office. And if even “Avatar,” one of the most expensive movies of all time, can’t intrigue with the promise of spectacle, maybe it’s less dumbing-down that’s the problem than laziness, with folks only drawn to what has nostalgic appeal. In which case, we can look forward to many long summers ahead that’ll offer nothing new under the sun.

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Inauguration Alternative

Bill Murray On Repeat

It's a movie "Murray-thon" all-day Friday on IFC.

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Democrats, Republicans and Millennials agree: 2017 is shaping up to be a spectacle — a spectacle that really kicks into high gear this Friday with the presidential inauguration. Not only will the new POTUS swear in, but all the Country’s highest offices will be filled. It’s a daunting prospect, and to feel a little anxious about it is only normal. But if your anxiety is snowballing into panic, we have a solution:
Bill Murray.

He’s the human embodiment of a mental “Happy Place”, and there’s really no problem he can’t solve. So, with that in mind, how about we all set aside reality for a moment and let Bill take the pain away by imagining a top-shelf White House cabinet filled exclusively by his signature characters. Here are a few hypothetical appointments for your consideration…

Secretary of Defense:
Bill Murray from Stripes

His incompetence is balanced by charm, and dumb luck is inexplicably on his side. America could do worse.

Secretary of State:
Bill Murray from Lost In Translation

A seasoned globetrotter steeped in regional traditions who has the respect of the whole wide world. And he kills Costello in karaoke, which is very important.

Press Secretary:
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters

“Cats and dogs, living together. Mass hysteria.” Dude knows how to brief a room.

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
Bill Murray from What About Bob.

A doctor-approved people person who knows that progress is measured in baby steps.

Secretary of Energy:
Bill Murray from Groundhog Day

Let’s be honest, this world is going to need a lot of do-overs.

Feeling better? Hold on to that bliss. And enjoy a healthy alternative to the inauguration brouhaha with multiple Murrays all Friday long in an IFC movie marathon including Kingpin, Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and Ghostbusters II.

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Hank Azaria Gets Thrown A Curve Ball

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P

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Unless you’ve somehow missed every episode of the Simpsons since 1989, then surely you know that Hank Azaria is one of the most important character actors of our time. He’s so prolific and his voice is so dynamic that he’s responsible for more iconic personalities than most folks realize. Basically, he’s the great and powerful Oz — except that when you pull back the curtain the truth is actually more impressive. And now Hank is coming to IFC to bring yet another character to the TV pop culture hive mind in the new series Brockmire. Check out the trailer below.

Based on the following Funny or Die short and co-starring Amanda Peet, Brockmire follows the story of imploded major league sportscaster Jim Brockmire as he tries to resurrect his career by calling plays for a floundering minor league team in a podunk town.

The series is written by Joel Church-Cooper (Undateable) and produced by Funny or Die’s Mike Farah and Joe Farrell, meaning that there’s funny in front of the camera, funny behind the camera–funny all around. Sounds like a ball to us.

Brockmire premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Car Notes

Portlandia On People Who Can’t Park

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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If flagrant bad parking takes nerve, then retaliatory note writing takes neuroses. Watch Fred and Carrie take passive aggression to next level in Car Notes, the new Portlandia web series presented by Subaru. The first episode is yours right here and now, and you can see every installment of Car Notes anytime online, on the IFC app and on demand.

Portlandia returns tonight at 10P on IFC.

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