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September 4th

Extract

“Extract”

The Cast: Jason Bateman, Ben Affleck, Mila Kunis, Kristen Wiig, Clifton Collins Jr., Dustin Milligan, Gene Simmons
Writer/Director: Mike Judge
The Gist: Away from the confines of 20th Century Fox, who all but abandoned his first live-action film and buried his second, Judge looks to be finally getting the treatment he deserves on this comedy about the manager of a food extract company (Bateman) who is threatened with a lawsuit from one of his employees (Collins) after he loses one of his testicles to a freak bottling plant accident. Kunis co-stars as a grifter who befriends the employee and Affleck plays Bateman’s dim-witted pal.

“American Casino”
Director: Leslie Cockburn
Fest Cred: Tribeca
The Gist: In a doc that couldn’t be any more timely, Cockburn examines the subprime mortgage crisis from the perspectives of both the bankers who lent the money and made a killing to the borrowers who found themselves with foreclosed homes in a scheme that Cockburn suggests was racially motivated.

“Amreeka”
The Cast: Nisreen Faour, Melkar Muallem, Hiam Abbass, Alia Shawkat, Jenna Kawar
Writer/Director: Cherien Dabis
Fest Cred: Sundance, Seattle, Cannes, Los Angeles
The Gist: Dabis’ debut dramedy has been racking up praise and awards including the Cannes Director’s Fortnight FIPRESCI Prize since debuting at this year’s Sundance, telling the semi-autobiographical story of a Palestinean single mother (Faour) who is granted a U.S. green card and sets out to start a new life for her and her son (Muallem) in Illinois, though that goal is complicated by the start of the Iraq war.

“Carriers”
The Cast: Chris Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci, Piper Perabo, Christopher Meloni, Emily VanCamp
Director: Àlex Pastor and David Pastor
The Gist: Funny how a summer blockbuster can change things. The late Paramount Vantage has dusted off this horror thriller made in ’07 about “four young, attractive people” (the studio’s description, not mine) — including the newly minted Cpt. Kirk, Chris Pine — who attempt to find a safe haven in the midst of a global epidemic of a mysterious and lethal virus.

“Liverpool”
The Cast: Juan Fernandez, Giselle Irrazabal, Nieves Cabrera
Director: Lisandro Alonso
Fest Cred: Cannes, Toronto, Rio de Janeiro, AFI, Thessaloniki
The Gist: Argentinean helmer Alonso didn’t have too many distractions to contend with when he pulled into Tierra del Fuego, the setting for his spare, atmospheric drama about a boat worker journeying along the barren island to visit his mother.

“Tickling Leo”
The Cast: Eli Wallach, Lawrence Pressman, Daniel Sauli, Annie Parisse, Ronald Guttman, Victoria Clark
Writer/Director: Jeremy Davidson
Fest Cred: Stony Brook
The Gist: Mary Stuart Masterson, whose own directorial debut “The Cake Eaters” came out earlier this year, lends a helping hand as a producer on her husband Davidson’s first film that finds Wallach playing a survivor of the “Kastner train” exchange, in which the leader of a Jewish organization struck a deal for a group of Jews to be spared from being transported to the concentration camp at Auschwitz, only to be assassinated years later, coming to terms with his family’s ties to that event 50 years later. New Yorkers can look for it at the Quad Cinema, but Cinetic will also release the film online.

“Unmade Beds”
The Cast: Fernando Tielve, Déborah François, Michiel Huisman, Iddo Goldberg
Director: Alexis Dos Santos
Fest Cred: Sundance, Rotterdam, Berlinale, San Francisco
The Gist: Threesomes, crazy costumes and wild parties are just a part of the sophomore feature from Dos Santos, which follows Axl (Tielve) and Vera (François), two young, foreign-born bohemians in London as the former pursues his long-estranged father and the latter attempts to forget her recent heartbreak.

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The Brockmire Premiere Is All Truth

Watch The First Episode of Brockmire Right Now for Free

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At long last, the Brockmire pre-premiere has arrived. Which means you can watch it right now—on IFC.com, at Funny Or Die, on IFC’s Apple TV and mobile apps, on Youtube, on Facebook, on the AMC apps, and right here. So grab some headphones and get watching.

No seriously, get headphones.

Because whether he’s giving a play-by-play or ruminating on the world around him, Jim Brockmire calls it like he sees it. And how he sees it is very NSFW. His take on life is actually quite refreshing, even to the point of being profoundly sage. For proof just look at these pearls of unconventional wisdom from the premiere…

Brockmire On The Internet

“If I need porn I just buy a nudie mag, like my father and his father before him.”

Brockmire On Sex-Ed

“Kids, a strap-on is a belt with d— on it that mommies use to f— daddies.”
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Brockmire On The Perfect High

“Somewhere between 10 cups of coffee and very low-grade cocaine.”
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Brockmire On The Tardiness of Spring

“Old man winter’s reaching his hand inside your coat to give that thing one more squeeze.”

Brockmire On Keeping Perspective

“I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap restroom in Bangkok where a Thai lady-boy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburnt German watched us on the toilet”
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Brockmire On Humanity

“If you want to look directly into the gaping maw of oblivion, don’t look up to the heavens. Just look in the mirror.”
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See these nuggets and more in the first episode of Brockmire, and see the whole season beginning April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Thank Azaria

Best. Characters. Ever.

Our favorite Hank Azaria characters.

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Hank Azaria may well be the most prolific voice and character actor of our time. The work he’s done for The Simpsons alone has earned him a permanent place in the pop culture zeitgeist. And now he’s bringing another character to the mainstream: a washed-up sports announcer named Jim Brockmire, in the aptly titled new series Brockmire.

We’re looking forward to it. So much so that we want to look backward, too, with a short-but-sweet retrospective of some of Azaria’s important characters. Shall we begin?

Half The Recurring Simpsons Characters

He’s Comic Book Guy. He’s Chief Wiggum. He’s Apu. He’s Cletus. He’s Snake. He’s Superintendent Chalmers. He’s the Sea Captain. He’s Kurt “Can I Borrow A Feeling” Van Houten. He’s Professor Frink. He’s Carl. And he’s many more. But most importantly he’s Moe Szyslak, the staple character Azaria has voiced since his very first audition for The Simpsons.

Oh, and He’s Frank Grimes

For all the regular Simpsons characters Azaria has played over the years, his most brilliant performance may have been a one-off: Frank Grimes, the scrappy bootstrapper who worked tirelessly all his life for honest, incremental, and easily-undermined success. Azaria’s portrayal of this character was nuanced, emotional, and simply magical.

Patches O’Houlihan

Dodgeball is a “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation.” as Hank Azaria generously points out in his brief but crucial cameo in Dodgeball. That’s sage wisdom. Try applying his “five D’s” to your life on and off the court and enjoy the results.

Harold Zoid

Of Futurama fame. The crazy uncle of Dr. Zoidberg, Harold Zoid was once a lion (or lobster) of the silver screen until Smell-o-vision forced him into retirement.

Agador

The Birdcage was significant for many reasons, and the comic genius of Hank Azaria’s character “Agador” sits somewhere towards the top of that list. If you haven’t seen this movie, shame on you.

Gargamel

Nobody else could make a live-action Gargamel possible.

Ed Cochran

From Ray Donovan. Great character, great last name [editorial note: the author of this article may be bias].

Kahmunra, The Thinker, Abe Lincoln

All in the Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian, a file that let Azaria flex his voice acting and live-action muscles in one fell swoop.

The Blue Raja

Mystery Men has everything, including a fatal case of Smash Mouth. Azaria’s iconic superhero makes the shortlist of redeemable qualities, though.

Dr. Huff

Huff put Azaria in a leading role, and it was good. So good that there is no good gif of it. Internet? More like Inter-not.

Learn more about Hank Azaria’s newest claim to fame right here, and don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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Flame Out

Brockmire and Other Public Implosions

Brockmire Premieres April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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There’s less than a month until the Brockmire premiere, and to say we’re excited would be an insulting understatement. It’s not just that it stars Hank Azaria, who can do no wrong (and yes, that’s including Mystery Men, which is only cringeworthy because of Smash Mouth). It’s that the whole backstory of the titular character, Jim Brockmire, is the stuff of legends. A one-time iconic sportscaster who won the hearts of fans and players alike, he fell from grace after an unfortunate personal event triggered a seriously public meltdown. See for yourself in the NSFW Funny or Die digital short that spawned the IFC series:

See? NSFW and spectacularly catastrophic in a way that could almost be real. Which got us thinking: What are some real-life sports fails that have nothing to do with botched athletics and everything to do with going tragically off script? The internet is a dark and dirty place, friends, but these three examples are pretty special and mostly safe for work…

Disgruntled Sports Reporter

His co-anchor went offsides and he called it like he saw it.

Jim Rome vs Jim “Not Chris” Everett

You just don’t heckle a professional athlete when you’re within striking distance. Common sense.

Carl Lewis’s National Anthem

He killed it! As in murdered. It’s dead.

To see more moments just like these, we recommend spending a day in your pajamas combing through the muckiness of the internet. But to see something that’s Brockmire-level funny without having to clear your browser history, check out the sneak peeks and extras here.

Don’t miss the premiere of Brockmire April 5 at 10P on IFC.

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