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Choosing Hedonism Over History

Choosing Hedonism Over History (photo)

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One of last year’s the most under-distributed and underseen major European imports, Jirí Menzel’s “I Served the King of England” (2006) is lovely, silly, damnable antique, willfully pre-feminist and hopelessly out of fashion. The film, after all, dares to etch out Czech life under the Nazi occupation as preposterous farce, and it hardly halts there in favoring live-it-up hedonism over the grim realities of history. Menzel and his famous co-writer Bohumil Hrabal (who was enough of an institution to warrant a detour for a visiting President Clinton in 1994, and the two hit the local public house for a beer) had been through the Germans, Communist rule and the Soviet invasion, and it’s difficult to argue that they haven’t earned their esprit — their two best films, “Closely Watched Trains” (1966) and “Larks on a String” (1990), similarly, and with exhilarating perverseness, portray oppression as absurd comedy, insisting that totalitarianism in all its forms is no match, in the long run, for sex and romance and sensual indulgence and ironic good humor.

It’s a bildungsfilm, a hotelier picaresque, the story of Jan, a diminutive Czech lad (Ivan Barnev, whose reaction shots have a loose-grinned, Muppet-like innocence) who longs to be a millionaire in the mid-war years, by way of being the best table waiter in Bohemia. He entertains himself by watching rich men grovel for the loose change he surreptitiously tosses to the floor, while a millionaire client entertains himself by carpeting his hotel room with a geometric grid of 1000 crown notes. Everybody’s entertaining themselves, which is part of Menzel and Hrabal’s narrative syntax — even a peachy young whore soaked to the skin in a rainstorm finds impish joy in a bar full of old men ogling her. (She’s characterized in the hero’s view as walking down the street in a flimsy flowered dress, surrounded by hovering bees.) In the film’s framing scenes, with the older, ex-con Jan carving out a place for himself in a Sudetenland bar left abandoned by expelled Germans after WWII, a wild young woman, sent to the forest in search of “musical” spruces from which to make violins, sits drinking tea as a giant tree is cut and crashes down within a foot of her. She doesn’t flinch, but only casts a foxy eye up at Jan. “And I longed to undress her,” he says in his narration. It’s that kind of movie.

02242009_iservedthekingofengland2.jpgJan’s “playfulness” in bed — the word rings through the movie like a credo, even as it boils down often to cunnilingus, mirrors and the nude-decorative use of flowers and food — maintains him as the Old World opulence of the ’20s and ’30s gives way to the war (when Jan works at a posh retreat for Aryan breeding maidens, who frolic naked in the sun like blonde dryads). And of course the disillusioning Communist life to be had afterward, bringing a comeuppance to some but merely an ironic twist of fate to Jan. Menzel locates the zest and juiciness of life in grotesque aristocratic opulence (there’s even a hotel with a vomitorium) and within abject poverty, equally — he parodies it all and celebrates it all. It’s no indication of depth of vision, certainly. But an unassailable love of life, an appreciation of absurd fortune and good pilsener and lobster and avuncular old coots and beautiful young women in thin silk shifts, all in the face of the 20th century’s tribulations, is nothing to sneeze at, either. Na zdraví!

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.

Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…

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A-O Rewind

Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time

The final season of Portlandia approaches.

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Most people measure time in minutes, hours, days, years…At IFC, we measure it in sketches. And nothing takes us way (waaaaaay) back like Portlandia sketches. Yes, there’s a Portlandia milepost from every season that changed the way we think, behave, and pickle things. In honor of Portlandia’s 8th and final season, Subaru presents a few of our favorites.


Put A Bird On It

Portlandia enters the pop-culture lexicon and inspires us to put birds on literally everything.

Colin the Chicken

Who’s your chicken, really? Behold the emerging locavore trend captured perfectly to the nth degree.

Dream Of The ’90s

This treatise on Portland made it clear that “the dream” was alive and well.

No You Go

We Americans spend most of our lives in cars. Fortunately, there’s a Portlandia sketch for every automotive situation.

A-O River!

We learned all our outdoor survival skills from Kath and Dave.

One More Episode

The true birth of binge watching, pre-Netflix. And what you’ll do once Season 8 premieres.

Catch up on Portlandia’s best moments before the 8th season premieres January 18th on IFC.

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