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Real life gangsters.

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"See, ya are what ya are in this world. Either you're somebody, or you ain't nobody."
We don’t expect so much from Sir Ridley Scott these days — we know, we know, that 17-hour director’s cut of "Kingdom of Heaven" is supposed to be so totally awesome that it could broker its own Israeli-Palestinian peace accord — but we had hoped "American Gangster" would be badass fun. It’s not. It is, for the most part, plodding and circumspect, packed with faux-70s grit and so in love with the dapper, restrained gentleman side of its drug lord Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington) that it implies his downfall is mainly the result of being forced to wear a chinchilla coat by his wife. It does come to a conclusion that seems so goofy and implausible it couldn’t not be true, and so it seems to be: Richard G. Jones in the New York Times talks to actual cop-turned-prosecutor Richard M. Roberts, played in the film by Russell Crowe, about his friendship with Lucas, who refused to speak to the reporter. "’I can’t explain it,’ Mr. Roberts said with a shrug and a wan smile when asked about his friendship with Mr. Lucas. ‘What he did disgusts me. But here we are.’"

Meanwhile, three New Jersey cops quibble with "Gangster"’s timeline and treatment of Roberts to Adam Nichols at the New York Daily News, to which Lucas does respond: "’I’m not going to credit them with getting me,’ said Lucas, who became an informant under Roberts’ prodding. ‘Those three cops couldn’t catch a cold.’"

Over at MTV, Shawn Adler talks to a few of the rappers who play side characters:

"It’s called ‘American Gangster,’ understand?" Brooklyn rapper RZA declared. "We’ve all got this American dream. Black, white, Asian … it doesn’t matter. I think [Lucas] really fits that American dream, even though it’s the negative side. He brought his whole family up from the South. Thanksgiving, everybody got a turkey. All that kind of stuff is the American dream."

Josh Rottenberg at Entertainment Weekly chats with Crowe and Washington (who actually share very few scenes in the film):

Well, if someone was looking for political overtones in American Gangster, they could certainly find some.
CROWE: With this next movie I’m about to do with Ridley [the espionage thriller Body of Lies,
costarring Leonardo DiCaprio], he said to me, ”I see your character as
the embodiment of American foreign policy. You’re fat, pustulant, and
you have a weeping sore. Are you okay with that?” I said, ”No
problem, mate.” [Laughs] You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 18 [on the Western The Quick and the Dead].
He was a virgin, and he would talk about that constantly. So I’m hoping
we have some time so he can fill in what’s happened in between. Maybe
show some photos. Because I’m sure life’s different now.

WASHINGTON: He’s a good actor, man. Done some good work.

+ A New Jersey Crime Story’s Hollywood Ending (NY Times)
+ 3 ex-N.J. police say ‘American Gangster’ rewrites history (NY Daily News)
+ RZA, Common Realize Their Own ‘American’ Dream: To Act (MTV)
+ Clash of the Titans (Entertainment Weekly)


Hacked In

Funny or Die Is Taking Over

FOD TV comes to IFC every Saturday night.

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We’ve been fans of Funny or Die since we first met The Landlord. That enduring love makes it more than logical, then, that IFC is totally cool with FOD hijacking the airwaves every Saturday night. Yes, that’s happening.

The appropriately titled FOD TV looks like something pulled from public access television in the nineties. Like lo-fi broken-antenna reception and warped VHS tapes. Equal parts WTF and UHF.

Get ready for characters including The Shirtless Painter, Long-Haired Businessmen, and Pigeon Man. They’re aptly named, but for a better sense of what’s in store, here’s a taste of ASMR with Kelly Whispers:

Watch FOD TV every Saturday night during IFC’s regularly scheduled movies.


Wicked Good

See More Evil

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is on Hulu.

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Okay, so you missed the entire first season of Stan Against Evil. There’s no shame in that, per se. But here’s the thing: Season 2 is just around the corner and you don’t want to lag behind. After all, Season 1 had some critical character development, not to mention countless plot twists, and a breathless finale cliffhanger that’s been begging for resolution since last fall. It also had this:


The good news is that you can catch up right now on Hulu. Phew. But if you aren’t streaming yet, here’s a basic primer…

Willards Mill Is Evil

Stan spent his whole career as sheriff oblivious to the fact that his town has a nasty curse. Mostly because his recently-deceased wife was secretly killing demons and keeping Stan alive.

Demons Really Want To Kill Stan

The curse on Willards Mill stipulates that damned souls must hunt and kill each and every town sheriff, or “constable.” Oh, and these demons are shockingly creative.


They Also Want To Kill Evie

Why? Because Evie’s a sheriff too, and the curse on Willard’s Mill doesn’t have a “one at a time” clause. Bummer, Evie.

Stan and Evie Must Work Together

Beating the curse will take two, baby, but that’s easier said than done because Stan doesn’t always seem to give a damn. Damn!


Beware of Goats

It goes without saying for anyone who’s seen the show: If you know that ancient evil wants to kill you, be wary of anything that has cloven feet.


Season 2 Is Lurking

Scary new things are slouching towards Willards Mill. An impending darkness descending on Stan, Evie and their cohort – eviler evil, more demony demons, and whatnot. And if Stan wants to survive, he’ll have to get even Stanlier.

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is now streaming right now on Hulu.



Reminders that the ’90s were a thing

"The Place We Live" is available for a Jessie Spano-level binge on Comedy Crib.

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Unless you stopped paying attention to the world at large in 1989, you are of course aware that the ’90s are having their pop cultural second coming. Nobody is more acutely aware of this than Dara Katz and Betsy Kenney, two comedians who met doing improv comedy and have just made their Comedy Crib debut with the hilarious ’90s TV throwback series, The Place We Live.

IFC: How would you describe “The Place We Live” to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Dara: It’s everything you loved–or loved to hate—from Melrose Place and 90210 but condensed to five minutes, funny (on purpose) and totally absurd.

IFC: How would you describe “The Place We Live” to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Betsy: “Hey Todd, why don’t you have a sip of water. Also, I think you’ll love The Place We Live because everyone has issues…just like you, Todd.”


IFC: When you were living through the ’90s, did you think it was television’s golden age or the pop culture apocalypse?

Betsy: I wasn’t sure I knew what it was, I just knew I loved it!

Dara: Same. Was just happy that my parents let me watch. But looking back, the ’90s honored The Teen. And for that, it’s the golden age of pop culture. 

IFC: Which ’90s shows did you mine for the series, and why?

Betsy: Melrose and 90210 for the most part. If you watch an episode of either of those shows you’ll see they’re a comedic gold mine. In one single episode, they cover serious crimes, drug problems, sex and working in a law firm and/or gallery, all while being young, hot and skinny.

Dara: And almost any series we were watching in the ’90s, Full House, Saved By the Bell, My So Called Life has very similar themes, archetypes and really stupid-intense drama. We took from a lot of places. 


IFC: How would you describe each of the show’s characters in terms of their ’90s TV stereotype?

Dara: Autumn (Sunita Mani) is the femme fatale. Robin (Dara Katz) is the book worm (because she wears glasses). Candace (Betsy Kenney) is Corey’s twin and gives great advice and has really great hair. Corey (Casey Jost) is the boy next door/popular guy. Candace and Corey’s parents decided to live in a car so the gang can live in their house. 
Lee (Jonathan Braylock) is the jock.

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Dara: Because everyone’s feeling major ’90s nostalgia right now, and this is that, on steroids while also being a totally new, silly thing.

Delight in the whole season of The Place We Live right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib. It’ll take you back in all the right ways.