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In the works: Malick!

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Wow, it has been a while since we’ve done one of these round-ups.

In the works: Roll it off the tongue: Ter-rence Ma-lick. Heath Ledger and Sean Penn are in talks to star in what will hopefully be the great director’s next film, "Tree of Life," helpfully described as "a complex drama": "‘New World’ lead Colin Farrell was in talks to star in the feature two years ago, with about a third of the shoot set for India, but the star and location are no longer part of the project." [Hollywood Reporter]

Robin Wright Penn, Julianne Moore and Wynona Ryder have signed on to star in "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee," the new film from Rebecca Miller ("The Ballad of Jack and Rose"). The film, adapted from a novel of the same name, "centers on a dutiful wife whose husband falls for a younger woman, freeing her to explore her buried sensuality and leading to ‘a very quiet nervous breakdown.’" Moore for the sad housewife win, we’re guessing? [Variety]

Japanese studio Toho is working on a remake of Akira Kurosawa‘s "The Hidden Fortress," which is, among other things, one of the inspirations for "Star Wars." Hiroshi Abe will take on the Toshiro Mifune role, Masami Nagasawa will play the princess, and "In a move guaranteed to raise the eyebrows of Kurosawa fans, the parts of the two peasant refugees, the inspiration for R2-D2 and C-3PO, will be combined into a single character, Takezo, from whose perspective the story will be told. Jun Matsumoto of the boy band Arashi will take that key role." [Hollywood Reporter]

And one you’ve all been waiting for: There’s going to be a "Crank 2." We seem to recall Jason Statham‘s character dying spectacularly at the end of the first one, but we would never expect such a silly constraint to stop him from coming back for a sequel, in which we’re promised he’ll face "a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working." [Variety]

Acquired: We’ve been keeping an eye on Rian Johnson‘s "The Brothers Bloom" for a while now; his last film, "Brick," was one of our favorites of last year and a hell of an indie debut, and "Bloom," which stars Adrien Brody, Mark Ruffalo and Rachel Weisz, looks to be in the same tweaked genre vein. It’s also been picked up, on the basis of a script and two minutes of footage, for a reported eight-figures, months before the film was expected to premiere at Sundance. [indieWIRE]

Trailers: A trailer for "Protagonist," the "Fast, Cheap & Out of Control"-esque documentary from Oscar-winning director Jessica Yu, is here.

And a trailer for "Awake," which looks like the trashy thriller second cousin of "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly," is here.

+ Ledger, Penn take part in Malick’s ‘Life’ (Hollywood Reporter)
+ Leading ladies sign on for ‘Pippa Lee’ (Variety)
+ Toho to remake Kurosawa’s ‘Fortress’ (Hollywood Reporter)
+ Jason Statham to reprise ‘Crank’ role (Variety)
+ Major Pre-Fest Buy Blooms; Summit Makes Blind Eight-figure Deal for Rian Johnson’s "Brothers"
(indieWIRE)
+ Trailer: Protagonist (Apple)
+ Trailer: Awake (Yahoo)

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Hacked In

Funny or Die Is Taking Over

FOD TV comes to IFC every Saturday night.

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We’ve been fans of Funny or Die since we first met The Landlord. That enduring love makes it more than logical, then, that IFC is totally cool with FOD hijacking the airwaves every Saturday night. Yes, that’s happening.

The appropriately titled FOD TV looks like something pulled from public access television in the nineties. Like lo-fi broken-antenna reception and warped VHS tapes. Equal parts WTF and UHF.

Get ready for characters including The Shirtless Painter, Long-Haired Businessmen, and Pigeon Man. They’re aptly named, but for a better sense of what’s in store, here’s a taste of ASMR with Kelly Whispers:

Watch FOD TV every Saturday night during IFC’s regularly scheduled movies.

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Wicked Good

See More Evil

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is on Hulu.

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Okay, so you missed the entire first season of Stan Against Evil. There’s no shame in that, per se. But here’s the thing: Season 2 is just around the corner and you don’t want to lag behind. After all, Season 1 had some critical character development, not to mention countless plot twists, and a breathless finale cliffhanger that’s been begging for resolution since last fall. It also had this:

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The good news is that you can catch up right now on Hulu. Phew. But if you aren’t streaming yet, here’s a basic primer…

Willards Mill Is Evil

Stan spent his whole career as sheriff oblivious to the fact that his town has a nasty curse. Mostly because his recently-deceased wife was secretly killing demons and keeping Stan alive.

Demons Really Want To Kill Stan

The curse on Willards Mill stipulates that damned souls must hunt and kill each and every town sheriff, or “constable.” Oh, and these demons are shockingly creative.

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They Also Want To Kill Evie

Why? Because Evie’s a sheriff too, and the curse on Willard’s Mill doesn’t have a “one at a time” clause. Bummer, Evie.

Stan and Evie Must Work Together

Beating the curse will take two, baby, but that’s easier said than done because Stan doesn’t always seem to give a damn. Damn!

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Beware of Goats

It goes without saying for anyone who’s seen the show: If you know that ancient evil wants to kill you, be wary of anything that has cloven feet.

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Season 2 Is Lurking

Scary new things are slouching towards Willards Mill. An impending darkness descending on Stan, Evie and their cohort – eviler evil, more demony demons, and whatnot. And if Stan wants to survive, he’ll have to get even Stanlier.

Stan Against Evil Season 1 is now streaming right now on Hulu.

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SO EXCITED!!!

Reminders that the ’90s were a thing

"The Place We Live" is available for a Jessie Spano-level binge on Comedy Crib.

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Unless you stopped paying attention to the world at large in 1989, you are of course aware that the ’90s are having their pop cultural second coming. Nobody is more acutely aware of this than Dara Katz and Betsy Kenney, two comedians who met doing improv comedy and have just made their Comedy Crib debut with the hilarious ’90s TV throwback series, The Place We Live.

IFC: How would you describe “The Place We Live” to a fancy network executive you just met in an elevator?

Dara: It’s everything you loved–or loved to hate—from Melrose Place and 90210 but condensed to five minutes, funny (on purpose) and totally absurd.

IFC: How would you describe “The Place We Live” to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Betsy: “Hey Todd, why don’t you have a sip of water. Also, I think you’ll love The Place We Live because everyone has issues…just like you, Todd.”

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IFC: When you were living through the ’90s, did you think it was television’s golden age or the pop culture apocalypse?


Betsy: I wasn’t sure I knew what it was, I just knew I loved it!


Dara: Same. Was just happy that my parents let me watch. But looking back, the ’90s honored The Teen. And for that, it’s the golden age of pop culture. 

IFC: Which ’90s shows did you mine for the series, and why?

Betsy: Melrose and 90210 for the most part. If you watch an episode of either of those shows you’ll see they’re a comedic gold mine. In one single episode, they cover serious crimes, drug problems, sex and working in a law firm and/or gallery, all while being young, hot and skinny.


Dara: And almost any series we were watching in the ’90s, Full House, Saved By the Bell, My So Called Life has very similar themes, archetypes and really stupid-intense drama. We took from a lot of places. 

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IFC: How would you describe each of the show’s characters in terms of their ’90s TV stereotype?

Dara: Autumn (Sunita Mani) is the femme fatale. Robin (Dara Katz) is the book worm (because she wears glasses). Candace (Betsy Kenney) is Corey’s twin and gives great advice and has really great hair. Corey (Casey Jost) is the boy next door/popular guy. Candace and Corey’s parents decided to live in a car so the gang can live in their house. 
Lee (Jonathan Braylock) is the jock.

IFC: Why do you think the world is ready for this series?

Dara: Because everyone’s feeling major ’90s nostalgia right now, and this is that, on steroids while also being a totally new, silly thing.

Delight in the whole season of The Place We Live right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib. It’ll take you back in all the right ways.