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“The King of Kong”

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By Matt Singer

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[Photo: Steve Wiebe in “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters,” Picturehouse, 2007]

“Video games aren’t meant to be fun,” intones one of the subjects of the riveting new documentary “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters.” This is utter nonsense, but not to the man speaking it, who believe it completely. To these guys who devote their lives to classic arcade games, the pursuit isn’t recreation; it’s validation. Their self-images are wrapped up in these oversized cabinets, and they take them very seriously. Which, of course, makes what they do and the extreme lengths they will go to to protect their records and discourage others from surpassing them, completely fascinating and altogether hilarious.

Though “The King of Kong” gives a nice portrait of the entire classic gaming subculture, the movie is primarily a battle of wits, smarts and nerve between two fundamentally different men: Billy Mitchell, the so-called “gamer of the century,” and Steve Wiebe, an average joe living in the ‘burbs. Back in the early ’80s when being a great gamer was like being a rock star, Billy was gaming’s Mick Jagger: frontman and spokesperson with the big hair and a bigger attitude. He made a lot of money playing games, with which he started a profitable hot sauce empire. Billy reasons that he’s been so lucky in life that there has to be somebody out there who’s got it as bad as he’s got it good.

Cut to Steve. Back in the early ’80s, Steve was a nobody. He certainly wasn’t Mick Jagger — hell, he wasn’t even Ron Wood — despite the fact that Steve actually played music in bands around Seattle for years. But they never really went anywhere, and he floundered from job to job. One of his good buddies notes that he’s never seen anyone cry quite as much as Steve.

The two couldn’t be more different. Their only common ground is the old arcade game Donkey Kong; the two are, without question, the best players in the entire world. What is in doubt is who is better than the other. “The King of Kong” watches Steve’s assault on Billy’s record and Billy’s extensive attempts to stack the deck against his opponent. When Steve tapes his record-breaking round, Billy, who sits on the governing board of the organization that officiates classic arcade games, sends some of his cronies to take the machine apart and examine it for inconsistencies. Though they find none, he still refuses to acknowledge Steve’s score until he does it in a public arcade on an officially recognized machine. So Steve travels across the country, beats the record again, only to see the spotlight yanked away once again when a tape suddenly surfaces from Billy setting an even higher score. And so on.

Billy Mitchell — who, by the way, is almost exclusively referred to by both his first and last names, even by his parents! — is one of the great villains of the movies. Totally full of himself and draped in the colors of the American flag, this phantom menace never engages his enemy directly, playing long-distance head games with Steve from his home in the meaning-soaked town of Hollywood, Florida. The tension surrounding whether Billy and Steve will finally actually face-off against one another becomes so great that I audibly gasped the first time the two appeared in the same room.

Director Seth Gordon had no choice about the subject of his characters’ obsessions, but he couldn’t have picked a more perfect metaphor for Steve’s quest to defeat Billy than Donkey Kong. In Kong, you play as Mario as he tries to rescue his girlfriend from the clutches of a giant ape by scaling a construction site while the gorilla showers you with barrels and fire and other pitfalls. If you do manage to reach the top of the screen (a feat I was unable to accomplish even once when I played the game recently), Kong grabs the girl and climbs to the next level; cruelly, no matter how many boards you clear, you will never rescue your lady. The ultimate success in “Kong” comes by reaching “The Kill Screen,” so named because the game literally murders you for no reason at all. Without spoiling too much, “The King of Kong” is much the same, an endless chase for an unattainable goal. Steve and Mario think they’ve reached the end, but Billy and Kong yank the prize just a little bit further out of reach.

Gordon has stumbled onto one of the most compelling nonfiction stories I have ever seen, and he has captured it beautifully. This movie has just about everything you could conceivably want: outrageous characters (and an amazing villain, of course), big conflict and an endless supply of plot twists. The epilogue of “The King of Kong” brings of flurry of updates that have happened since the movie ended, and I suspect there are more developments to come in time for the DVD. There is no end to Donkey Kong and there isn’t one yet for this battle. I can’t wait to see what happens next.

“The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters” opens in limited release on August 17th (official site).

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The Best Of The Last

Portlandia Goes Out With A Bang

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The end is near. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru.

But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.)

Couples Dinner

It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single.

Cancel it!

A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Which is everyone.

Forgotten America

This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts.

Wedding Planners

The only bad wedding is a boring wedding.

Disaster Hut

It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé.

Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com

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Your Portlandia Personality Test

The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way

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Carrie and Fred understand that although we have so much in common, we’re each so beautifully unique and different. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. It’s all in honor of the show’s 8th and final season, and it’s all presented by Subaru.

Ready to find out who you really are? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding.

Lane 10: Trucks Piled With Junk

Your junk is falling out of your trunk. Shake a tail light, people — this lane is for you.

Lane 33: Twins

You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special.

Lane 27: Broken Windows

Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Yes.

Lane 69: Filthy Cars

You’re all about convenience. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer.

Lane 43: Newly Divorced Singles

It’s been a while since you’ve driven alone, and you don’t know the rules of the road anymore. What’s too fast? What’s too slow? Are you sending the right signals? Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it.

Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? Check out all the videos here. And see the final season of Portlandia this spring on IFC.

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC.

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It’s the final countdown to Christmas and thanks to IFC’s movie marathon all Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, you can revel in classic ’80s films AND find inspiration for your last-minute gifts. Here are our recommendations, if you need a head start:

Musical Instrument

Great analog entertainment substitute when you refuse to give your kid the Nintendo Switch they’ve been drooling over.

Breakfast In Bed

Any significant other or child would appreciate these Uncle Buck-approved flapjacks. Just make sure you’re not stuck on clean up duty.

Cocktail Supplies

You’ll need them to get through the holidays.

Dance Lessons

So you can learn to shake-shake-shake (unless you know ghosts willing to lend a hand).

Comfy Clothes

With all the holiday meals, there may be some…embigenning.



Get even more great inspiration all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC, and remember…