Opening This Week: August 3rd, 2007

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By Christopher Bonet

IFC News

[Photo: Anne Hathaway in “Becoming Jane,” Miramax Films, 2007]

A round-up of the best (or worst) $10 you’ll spend this week.

“Becoming Jane”

Anne Hathaway gets all period piece on us and tries out her best British accent in this biographical tale of a pre-fame Jane Austen’s romance with a young Irishman, played by the ubiquitous James McAvoy (seriously, what hasn’t he been in recently?). “Kinky Boots” director Julian Jarrold helms the film; fellow Brits Julie Walters and Maggie Smith step in for supporting roles.

Opens in limited release (official site).

“The Bourne Ultimatum”

Three films in, our favorite amnesiac spy finally discovers the origins of his identity (and then some!) in the third (and final?) installment of the Jason Bourne trilogy. While “Ultimatum” is the final Bourne novel written by the late Robert Ludlum, a fourth and fifth entry were written by Eric Van Lustbader, continuing the Bourne storyline. We’ll see if “Ultimatum” remains Jason Bourne’s last film or whether he’s due for a return. “Supremacy”‘s Paul Greengrass is back to direct.

Opens wide (official site).


After recently watching the trailer for this new teen film based on… dolls, we can only presume one thing: “Mean Girls” did it better. Much, much better. While we may not be in this film’s key demographic, we don’t think we can forgive the director (frequent Disney Channeler Sean McNamara) for including the word “Brattitude.”

Opens wide (official site).


Indian director Anubhav Sinha directs this Bollywood thriller about an ace con artist who hires a set of top notch robbers to steal some priceless diamonds in South Africa.

Opens in limited release (official site).

“El Cantante”

J.Lo hubby Marc Anthony portrays the enigmatic performer Hector Lavoe, the man who’s credited with introducing salsa music to the U.S. in the 1970s, in this biopic told mostly from the perspective of his wife Puchi (played by Lopez). Early reviews claim that the film suffers from music biopic clichés and poor directional decisions, but, seriously, what did everyone expect?

Opens wide (official site).

“Hot Rod”

Internet sensation and SNLer Andy Samberg stars as a self-proclaimed stuntman who plans to jump 50 school buses on a moped in order to win over his emotionally distant stepfather. While we have nothing against Samberg (we adored “Lazy Sunday”), “Hot Rod” does look like one of the weaker comedies of the summer. But, hey, we’re always ready to watch menacing character actor Ian McShane play for yuks.

Opens wide (official site).

“If I Didn’t Care”

Benjamin and Orson Cummings’ Hitchcockian thriller is set in the resort community of the Hamptons as a trophy husband’s attempts to produce an heir lead to infidelity, murder and tragic consequences. The film channels the noir style of the ’40s and ’50s and stars Bill Sage and Roy Scheider.

Opens in New York (official site).

“The Ten”

A morally flawed narrator oversees ten stories based on the Ten Commandments in this comedy from former “The State” member David Wain. Critics may complain that the film’s uneven narrative structure hurts the overall feel of the film, but that’s not going to stop diehard “The State” fans from seeing this. Plus, Winona Ryder has sex with a ventriloquist’s dummy. Who doesn’t want to see that?

Opens in New York and Los Angeles (official site).


New Nasty

Whips, Chains and Hand Sanitizer

Turn On The Full Season Of Neurotica At IFC's Comedy Crib

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Jenny Jaffe has a lot going on: She’s writing for Disney’s upcoming Big Hero 6: The Series, developing comedy projects with pals at Devastator Press, and she’s straddling the line between S&M and OCD as the creator and star of the sexyish new series Neurotica, which has just made its debut on IFC’s Comedy Crib. Jenny gave us some extremely intimate insight into what makes Neurotica (safely) sizzle…


IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a fancy network executive you met in an elevator?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. 

IFC: How would you describe Neurotica to a drunk friend of a friend you met in a bar?

Jenny: Neurotica is about a plucky Dominatrix with OCD trying to save her small-town dungeon. You’re great. We should get coffee sometime. I’m not just saying that. I know other people just say that sometimes but I really feel like we’re going to be friends, you know? Here, what’s your number, I’ll call you so you can have my number! 

IFC: What’s your comedy origin story?

Jenny: Since I was a kid I’ve dealt with severe OCD and anxiety. Comedy has always been one of the ways I’ve dealt with that. I honestly just want to help make people feel happy for a few minutes at a time. 

IFC: What was the genesis of Neurotica?

Jenny: I’m pretty sure it was a title-first situation. I was coming up with ideas to pitch to a production company a million years ago (this isn’t hyperbole; I am VERY old) and just wrote down “Neurotica”; then it just sort of appeared fully formed. “Neurotica? Oh it’s an over-the-top romantic comedy about a Dominatrix with OCD, of course.” And that just happened to hit the buttons of everything I’m fascinated by. 


IFC: How would you describe Ivy?

Jenny: Ivy is everything I love in a comedy character – she’s tenacious, she’s confident, she’s sweet, she’s a big wonderful weirdo. 

IFC: How would Ivy’s clientele describe her?

Jenny:  Open-minded, caring, excellent aim. 

IFC: Why don’t more small towns have local dungeons?

Jenny: How do you know they don’t? 

IFC: What are the pros and cons of joining a chain mega dungeon?

Jenny: You can use any of their locations but you’ll always forget you have a membership and in a year you’ll be like “jeez why won’t they let me just cancel?” 

IFC: Mouths are gross! Why is that?

Jenny: If you had never seen a mouth before and I was like “it’s a wet flesh cave with sharp parts that lives in your face”, it would sound like Cronenberg-ian body horror. All body parts are horrifying. I’m kind of rooting for the singularity, I’d feel way better if I was just a consciousness in a cloud. 

See the whole season of Neurotica right now on IFC’s Comedy Crib.


The ’90s Are Back

The '90s live again during IFC's weekend marathon.

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Photo Credit: Everett Digital, Columbia Pictures

We know what you’re thinking: “Why on Earth would anyone want to reanimate the decade that gave us Haddaway, Los Del Rio, and Smash Mouth, not to mention Crystal Pepsi?”


Thoughts like those are normal. After all, we tend to remember lasting psychological trauma more vividly than fleeting joy. But if you dig deep, you’ll rediscover that the ’90s gave us so much to fondly revisit. Consider the four pillars of true ’90s culture.

Boy Bands

We all pretended to hate them, but watch us come alive at a karaoke bar when “I Want It That Way” comes on. Arguably more influential than Brit Pop and Grunge put together, because hello – Justin Timberlake. He’s a legitimate cultural gem.

Man-Child Movies

Adam Sandler is just behind The Simpsons in terms of his influence on humor. Somehow his man-child schtick didn’t get old until the aughts, and his success in that arena ushered in a wave of other man-child movies from fellow ’90s comedians. RIP Chris Farley (and WTF Rob Schneider).



Teen Angst

In horror, dramas, comedies, and everything in between: Troubled teens! Getting into trouble! Who couldn’t relate to their First World problems, plaid flannels, and lose grasp of the internet?

Mainstream Nihilism

From the Coen Bros to Fincher to Tarantino, filmmakers on the verge of explosive popularity seemed interested in one thing: mind f*cking their audiences by putting characters in situations (and plot lines) beyond anyone’s control.

Feeling better about that walk down memory lane? Good. Enjoy the revival.


And revisit some important ’90s classics all this weekend during IFC’s ’90s Marathon. Check out the full schedule here.


Get Physical

DVDs are the new Vinyl

Portlandia Season 7 Now Available On Disc.

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In this crazy digital age, sometimes all we really want is to reach out and touch something. Maybe that’s why so many of us are still gung-ho about owning stuff on DVD. It’s tangible. It’s real. It’s tech from a bygone era that still feels relevant, yet also kitschy and retro. It’s basically vinyl for people born after 1990.


Inevitably we all have that friend whose love of the disc is so absolutely repellent that he makes the technology less appealing. “The resolution, man. The colors. You can’t get latitude like that on a download.” Go to hell, Tim.

Yes, Tim sucks, and you don’t want to be like Tim, but maybe he’s onto something and DVD is still the future. Here are some benefits that go beyond touch.

It’s Decor and Decorum

With DVDs and a handsome bookshelf you can show off your great taste in film and television without showing off your search history. Good for first dates, dinner parties, family reunions, etc.


Forget Public Wifi

Warm up that optical drive. No more awkwardly streaming episodes on shady free wifi!



Internet service goes down. It happens all the time. It could happen right now. Then what? Without a DVD on hand you’ll be forced to make eye contact with your friends and family. Or worse – conversation.


Self Defense

You can’t throw a download like a ninja star. Think about it.


If you’d like to experience the benefits DVD ownership yourself, Portlandia Season 7 is now available on DVD and Blue-Ray.